My normie fucking roommate killed a bunch of cockroaches and left their corpses all over the apartment, and won't clean them up. Dubs decide how I repay him.
Kill him, show him the cockroach's pain
>>27375105
Make him a smoothie
Use the meat, don't be rude
Kill his friends and refuse to clean their corpses up
Get every cockroach corpse you can and put them under his pillowcase so he gets bug guts on his face when he just wants to go to sleep.
Poop on his bed.
Cum on his face when he sleeps, then wake him up and tell him what you did
A skill gem sounds fine, not-a-cockroach
scatter the roaches on his face or all over his body as he sleeps
>>27375252
This.
You need the roaches in his food, man
>>27375105
Wow, impressive!
He should remove the cockroaches from Constantinople next
Baseball bat his knees until you're tired or his lower legs are easy to tear off.
jesus this sounds like a thread straight off of /b/ time to go kill myself
Move to Turkey if you love cockroaches so much.
wait till he falls asleep and leave him a cleveland steamer on his chest
>>27375105
I highly recommend you don't do this
>>27375455
Put the roaches in your butt and then poop them out in front of him
>>27375252
You fucking devil
Do it OP
>>27375105
Kill urself and leave your corpse, lets see if he likes it
>>27375440
where the thing you are referencing is from?
what a fucking retard, killing the roaches in your apartment won't do shit, the entire building needs to be fumigated.
Shit on his bed.
Suck his fucking dick.
>>27376106
lady dialla calls you this in path of exile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPtwTIQIzc
pour milk in his closet and let it mold
>>27376421
Need more rule34 of her.
Put the roaches up his ass while he's sleeping and take pics.
put the corpses into a blender and make a milkshake/smoothie out of them for him.
Tell him you'll suck his dick if he cleans them up.
The Turkish Prime Minister DEMANDS your roommate pay for his crimes.
