This board is pathetic.

>>27375007
if i can use a roastie's womb to make a child, and raise it to not be as big of a fuckup as it's father, that'd be a job well done desu

I'm perfectly content on dying never knowing what a loving relationship is and not ever knowing the touch of a woman.

>>27375045
Upset, roastie?

>>27375007

I'm a wizard.

What do you think I picked?

>>27375007
Easy. I'm with a roastie cousin-fucker

>>27375007
>never have sex
But I'm not a virgin

>being a weak willed faggot who absolutely cannot survive unless his dick gets inserted into a hole
You people disgust me.

29%!? This is truly no country for old men...

depends on how used goods and roastie she is

>>27375007
I'm a 27 years old khhv. I shouldn't care about losing it at that point, the train passed and I'm too sick to even try to run after it

>>27375007
>robot my son
>you're an adult now and well past the age of consent
>will you settle down with a used goods roastie
>or never have sex
>fast forward to present day
>robot wears wizard clothes and shitposts on /r9k/