REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN ANYONE HEAR US
REEEEEEEEEEE
WE HAVE NORMIES APPROACHING OUR LOCATION TO OUR THREE O CLOCK WE NEED HEAVY FIRE SUPPORT ON POSITION
Good boy 42
I REEEEE PEAT GOOD BOY 42
DO YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????
NORMIES ARE SHOOTING JOB APPLICATIONS WE WONT LAST ANY LONGER
REEEEEEEE
>>27374798
pepe this is wojak i ree you loud and clear firing for effect on position good boy 42 over
>>27374798
>>27375660
P3P3 here what the fuck are you doing lads we aren't supposed to broadcast it to the robots yet! I guess the bombs will have to go off.
W0jak21 move away from the bombs
>>27375660
>>27374798
Normies getting assblasted on my 6
*chuh-chuh*
*boom*
>>27374798
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
WHEN WE RIDE ON OUR ENEMIES
Lads I'm starting to run out of fuel for my flamethrower what do I do? I'm scared about dying but my god burning those normies alive felt so good
This is Lt-Colonel Naish.To all left HACs on the battlefield.Converge on point Beta and follow me!!!!
Why don't you recruit wagecucks to fight and die for you? :^)
>>27374798
REEEPORTING TRIPFAGS ,
I REEEEPEAT TRIPFAGS INBOUND
>>27374798
REEE KING REEE KING REEE KING DO NOT REPOND!
Hey guys could one of you tell me where I can get more of those frog pictures? My girlfriend thinks they're so cute haha
>>27376007
>haha
u what?
>>27374798
Why don't you get a job and a gf?
Just be yourself
Sorry guys I'm late, Stacy was giving me a blowjob, that girl is CRAZY for me
>>27376258
But you're not a chad....
Tyrones approaching the Tendie squad; Tendies, brace for impact!
I SIGNED UP TO DO TWO THINGS KILL NORMIES AND SHITPOST
AND MY THREAD JUST GOT DELETED...
Beta Squad 6 here, summoning Kek at the moment, standby.
>>27376313
send in the mercenaries!
This is "Supreme Gentleman", we're running out of ammunition and tendies on the eastern flank -
*crackle*
WE'VE GOT CHADS APPROACHING FROM ALL SIDES! REQUEST IMMEDIATE BACKUP!
-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
One of my coworkers tried to tell me autism wasn't real, but then I showed him these thread
>>27376833
I REEEEEEEE YOU.
REEEEEEEINFORCEMENTS INBOUND
>>27376007
>>27376077
>>27376258
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE BEHIND OUR LINES
>>27376833
>>27376943
Krautjack here, REEEEEEEEEEE that, holding position.
>>27376400
That's cute.
Roleplaying online.
Why don't you get a job?
Maybe then you'll have money to get a car and meet people
Don't worry guys, I hired us a highly touted mercenary. He's a bit of a specialist though...
BETA UPRISING IS NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEM TO DEATH
>>27374798
oi froggy i gave away your position to my 10 attack bulls they say they wanna rape 'er bums
NORMIES GIVING SELF-CONGRATULARY ADVICE THREE CLICKS SOUTH OF THE LZ
WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON PISSBOTTLES NEED IMMEDIATE BACKUP
NORMIES 12 O'CLOCK! WOJAK BLAST 'EM!
>>27376697
This pic never fail to make me kek
>>27374798
THIS IS PEPE-13, I SEE 5 ROASTIES IN LOCAL MALL 3 CLICKS AWAY.
REQUIRING TACTICAL WEEB TEAM.
Tendie 12, this is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcon. Confirmed hits on all targets, over.
WOJAK HERE
I AM READY TO LEAVE MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT
I AM JOINING SOON
>>27374798
REE THIS IS STEALTH PEPE B2 REPORTING
WE HAVE NUCLEAR FEELS TO DROP ON THE NORMIES
BOMBS AWAY
TAKE COVER
ACTIVITING PEPE PROXY FORCES TO DRAIN THE NORMIES RESOURCES IN POINTLESS WARS
THE NORMIES HAVE CAPTURED ONE OF US WHAT CAN WE DO TO SAVE HIM?
THIS IS REE-223 WE ARE UNDER HEAVY FIRE AT THE FRONT AND WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS PLEASE GIVE US RELIEF
NUKE THE NORMIE CAPITAL LET NOT SURVIVE
I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN
FUCKING NORMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>tfw in a normie crowd
>>27374798
Hardpoint Pepe, refill your perimeter pissbottles and report
Hey guys! Stacey here, mind if I join in on the fun?
We have to get rid of the guns and weapons though because I don't like that kind of stuff.
>>27378784
They've broken through.
Too many and they got heavies.
>>27378668
This is VoDKa Pepe, I read you loud and clear. Sending in fire support and foot rations. Operation "Natural Selction" is now in place. Do you copy over?
Come in Commander Chad, I have located enemy robot forces.
>>27378919
I COPY I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER WE CAN HOLD OUT
PLEASE SEND THE NEET ARMORED FORMATIONS
WE NEED TO BREAK THEIR LINES
>>27379046
HOLD THE LINE
MECHANIZED FEELS IN FINAL INITIALIZATION SEQUENCE
HOLD THE LINE
>>27378919
Dylan had a double barrel so this pic always bothers me
THIS IS BETA PEPE - 666 SQUAD LEADER IS SPEAKING
WE FOUND ANCIENT FROG WEAPON WHICH WILL DECIDE THE END OF THIS WAR
WE NEED 13 VIRGIN FEMALES TO COMPLETE RITUAL
OVER
>>27375923
Yo,WHATS UP?
>>27375923
Tripfag inbound! Normies spotted, taking the shot
>>27379531
Can't get me Beta!
Ha!
You all know the mission, and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life - but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way. Think of our heroes: the raging Wojack, who defeated a nation with a single expression. Or the great translucent Pepe, who kept armies at bay without being seen for what he is. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before r9k, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers! Our influence stopped the shitposters, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the australians, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Normies. In the battle today, WE WILL HOLD THE LINE!
THIS IS FROG-1, DO YOU READ FROG-LEADER, OVER?
I REPEAT, THIS IS FROG-1, DO YOU READ FROG-LEADER, OVER?
AFTER THE NORMIE SOUND CANNON, MY EAR DRUMS BURST. THEY'RE USING SOUND CANNONS TO BLAST POP MUSIC AT SPECIFIC POINTS OF THE AREA OF OPERATIONS. FROG-2 AND FROG-3 ARE DOWN.
TENDIE SUPPLY INBOUND, I HAVE 20 MISSILES LEFT, 500 ROUNDS IN THE GUN, 2 BUNKER BUSTERS.
>>27379086
NO CAN DO NEET-IN-ARM I'M ALL THATS LEFT TO ASSIST IN THE MISSION, HOLD POSITION WHILE I DROP THE TENDIE SUPPLY
>>27379306
>FEMALE VIRGINS
THOSE KIND OF RESOURCES ARE TOO RARE, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO SPARE THAT
>>27378647
SENDING IN THE TENDIES TASK FORCE TO LIBERATE THE NEET
>>27378857
Pepe refill those pissbottles, your sector shows active normalfags
>>27380596
REEEEEEEE YOU LOUD AND CLEAR
WERE SENDING IN THE BEST SOLDIER WE GOT, TENDIES FULLY ARMED AND REEEEEEEEE TO FIRE
GET THEM OUT GET OUT GF HAVING NORMIE SCUM
>>27379086
Hang in there son. The cavalry is on the way. What's your name? Do you have a waifu? Think of her son. You're going to make it and have lots of QT 3.14 beta fag babies. My buddy REB and I assure you of that. Stay with me.
