>no matter how much you lift, how tall, handsome or rich you are, you will never have a big dick to stretch her with
My 6x5.5 will do I guess. Not that much to make her orgasm over but I guess just enough to keep her satisfied for a while
>>27374030
>he thinks he can satisfy her with his microdick
>>27374070
>when you cant think of anything better to shit post
>>27373928
What if she just wants to be filled a little and not stretched?
Why do you want to stretch, I don't get it?
>>27373928
>she sees Chads 8 incher
bet you she took it as a challenge to take him balls deep.
>>27374125
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones~
>>27374132
They ALL wanna be stretched, kid.
>>27374174
>ALL
You shouldn't spread lies like that anon.
>>27374235
The fuck, Who art thou to question me? The penis envy is flooding your mind you little pissant!
> tfw can't even go all the way without the dick hitting a girls cervix.
> even after foreplay and when they're drenched they're still too tight
> have an average sized dick
why does 4chan lie?
>>27374365
Actual average as in 7 inches or "average" as in 5 inches?
>>27374269
whatever you want me to be, "big" boy
literally, whatare you an expert in lewd, I need higher level question answered
>>27374424
*a
robchox
>>27374424
You sure live up to your name, parasite.post lewds or begone
7 inches, virgin
>>27374519
Congrats on being average.
>>27374559
I doesn't really mean anything
>>27373928
yep thats why i dont bother going to the gym. i dont have a big dick so whats the point of having muscles
>thinking length trumps girth
Anything length greater that 6 inches is placebo. She doesn't give a shit about your average sized dick as long as you make her cum.
>>27374642
lol, you've already given up. That's more beta than having a small wiener, bud.
>>27374685
Found the 6 incher
>>27374689
who cares whats most beta. i cant ever have a good body and thats just a fact
>>27374417
6.7, but it felt short before.
>>27374744
well it is short. girls only want 8" dingers
>>27374509w-what is this position or act called?no bully
>>27374719
Depends on the woman. I have had some girls tell me I have a tiny dick while I have had other girls almost cry from it being too big for them. The best thing is to find a chick who can sort of handle what you got. I will never have pussy as good as the Iranian chick that could barely take a finger and a half. Best fuck of my life.
How can people say "almost all the woman's pleasure is in the clitoris, women get nothing from vaginal sex"
and then go and say that women want big dicks to stretch their vaginas?
Can't be both ways.
>>27375347
The same people don't say that?
>>27373928
Women don't exist for their pleasure, only yours. You shouldn't be thinking about getting her off, your job is to support her financially and hers is to give you kids and iron shirts. Once you understand this you can do no wrong.
>>27375347
not the same people saying both those things. most women need big dicks to be able to get off
>>27375381
>most women need big dicks to be able to get off
>>27375428
It's true you little stain
>>27376015
rest assured it's a completephallacypun intended
Clitoral stimulation and arousal will always be leagues more important than penetration for achieving orgasm
>>27376239
if you have a big enough dick you can give women vaginal orgasms
>>27376269
Yeah and I always heard they're miles better than clit ones.
>>27376269
If you had the bare minimum 8x6" then you'd know that. Basically where dicklets end and normal size begins.
Do jelqing and kegel exercise you cucks it worked for me so far there is ALWAYS a way
>>27374167
You gave me the feels.
I'm 6.3" when I'm as hard as possible.
Most of the time when I'm jacking off I have a very unenthusiastic dick though, probably closer to 5" and not as hard. I'm sure if I had sex I would be rock hard though for a good 30 seconds.
tfw virgin
>>27376404
Jelqing is dangerous as fuck and you'd have to be an idiot to try it.
Literally risking your entire future sex life on dubious prospects of a slightly bigger dick
>tfw most robots who are insecure will never let me suck on their cute and yummy dicks because they aren't gay
>tfw will never help a robot with a small penis grow to be okay with his small penis
>tfw will never be able to convince a robot with a small penis that I genuinely love his dick and small ones in general
>>27376269
>can give women vaginal orgasms
It can also give vaginal tearing, fissures, hemorrhages and in extreme cases death
I personally know women who have experienced a painful, tearing feeling while a large penis entered their vagina; experienced post-sex chafing, rawness, stinging, and, on one terrible occasion, yowled in pain while peeing
It's really not as great as you make it out to be and a simple google search will show. Even vaginas need time and TLC to adjust to such a large size without causing harm.
>>27376619
lol, sounds like they just regretted sleeping with a neckbeard and wanted to make a big dramatic show.
Don't worry, Chad will show her a good time. He's not cursed with a tiny 8-incher.
>>27376506
I like masturbating a lot. Can I jelq accidentally?
>>27376682
>to make a big dramatic show
http://madamenoire.com/451004/groupie-claims-august-alsinas-penis-is-so-big-it-ruptured-her-cervix/
>He had his security team drive me to the hospital and I was there for 4 days with a ruptured cervix. Doctors say that I lost so much blood that I could have died.
This shit is not a game. You are dealing with human organs, tissue, etc. It can be very dangerous and I'm not just talking about pregnancy and STD's.
Even recently that one boxer got his dick BROKEN by his gf when she changed positions on him.
>>27376767
Bet she's still with him. Just saying...
> no matter how hot, rich, fit, and big-dicked you are, you still won't get a gf
>>27375304
>be Iranian male
>read this
>@#@*@$&!@$&@*!$&
>>27373928
>tfw tall
>tfw big dick
>tfw want to be a cute little girl
Speak for yourself my good sir.
>tfw I was born handsome and with a dick big enough to stretch her with
>tfw when I will never find a cute trap to use it on
>>27377031
We all have our problems
>>27377717
Pics nao plox
