Chad ALWAYS wins.
You guys might as well just end it.
>>27373519
right pic is shoop
>>27373519
It's the same person, before and after lifting
>>27373519
Why does the modern day chad always look like hes just trod in shit?
>>27373519
the man on the left could probably best the man on the right in a brawl
FUNCTIONALLY
SUPERIOR
MALE
Guy on the left has the potential to look much better than the twink on the right. Also has a slight height advantage, possibly more if his posture wasn't terrible. Only thing chad has inherently superior over the left guy is a full head of hair
>chad always wins
until he goes bald, then he gets to see what everyone else sees and he grows old and bitter :^)
>>27373519
>those legs
He's just a curl bro. They may look strong to normies but are easy to push around.
>>27373519
>You guys might as well just end it
But all the anime I want to watch
>>27373830
>mfw nowadays i only make plans to watch multiple amazing animes and procrastinate whole time
>>27373800
>curl bro
he's dyel as fuck what are you talking about
>>27373687
And, you know, a dick 5 times bigger.
>>27373534
If neither had any training I would agree. Otherwise all bets are out.
>>27374080
All that does is give confidence. Cuz, once she sees it it's too late to say no :^)
>>27373519
>wearing a sports watch naked
The left guy probably lurks here, that is autistic as fuck.
>>27374606
right*
He is no chad.
>>27373519
Why is his head so big?
Also apparently this was not an original text.
>>27374645
It's called being lean.
>>27373830
>But all the anime I want to watch
kek
won't be long till you run out of good shit to watch doe
>>27374645
Manlet proportions.
>>27373519
>tfw when ottermode (like the body on the right)
>same penis girth and length as Chad on right
>same full set of hair
>tfw 33 y/o and will soon look like slob on right
>too broke and semi-NEET to enjoy this body while I can
Even with a hot shit body and prize-winning schlong, you still need good cash to go out and put it to good use
>tfw by the time I get back on my feet with enough $$$, I'll look like the slob on the left.
It's a though that keeps me up at night. I swear it's like some asshole rigged the system to shit me up into failure
>>27376443
>tfw 33 y/o and will soon look like slob on right*
*slob on left I meant
though my normie friends tell me to whore myself out and live in to horny older women. Still I prefer younger qts but again the $$$ issue
>tfw extremely wide hips
is there any hope for me bros?
>>27376513
wide hips = nice ass
you'll be fine.
>>27373687
Let's just ignore the dick shall we
He can even get away with wearing an autist watch.
>>27376528
that only works on women though. still he can just do upper body work outs and hide it a little.
>>27376547
>autist watch
how so? that looks more like an urban-hipster/ macfag "smart" watch
what would be a non-autistic watch if you don't mind me asking
>>27376513
I know that feel
my grandma literally told me that I have the body of a woman
>>27376547
Lol, like chad cares about /fa/ autism memes.
>>27376563
Depends if you're tall enough. Tall guys can get away with wide hips if they have long torso.
>>27376728
I'm 6'1" and do have a nice ass as a matter of fact, but it bums me out that I'll never be able to achieve the male ideal of the inverted-triangle body shape, like the one in the pic.
>>27373519
>he NEVER DOES LEG DAY
HAHA FAGGOT
>>27373800
no one cares, t-rex
>>27376625
A rolex for e.g the one he's wearing looks cheep af desu
>those calves
>those thighs
would unironically be on the left
>>27373528
Lifting makes your dick bigger? Who would have thought
>>27373687
>This much damage control
Blablabla original commie
>>27373528
Man it's been over two years since I laughed like that, thank you.
>>27376903
>implying rolex are for everyday casual wear
you know there are other luxury brands besides Rolex right?
and it is possible to get a decent looking watch that doesn't cost the same as a used car.
>>27376948
Lifting adds inches.
>EVERYWHERE
>>27373519
left guy's legs are way better
>>27377876
Yeah it's funny how fat people get nice quads just from walking around.
>>27377057
>that pic
What the fuck are you doing?
>>27373519
>have a similar body type to right guy
>actually I'm even more muscular, with thick legs and body hair
>I am 26
>handholdless
>hugless
>kissless
>virgin
>tfw look like Chad
Would be great if I didn't have gender dysphoria. Funny how life works...
>>27374080
Why is it important for you ? Do you like big penises in yo ass ?
>>27373519
Why the government just don't create a way for separing alphas from betas at young age and then feminize the betas saving them from all the suffering of being failures and turning them into cute girls instead?
Their life would be better and it would protect the gene pool from more fuck ups.
>>27374080
Dude already has a semi chub.
>>27376544
Of course. What kind of civilization is this ? The girls don't even talk about the penis, are you even straight ? Chadness is never relevant to penis size.
>guy on the left
>stout
>strong
>big torso. can probably get kicked in the belly by a horse and wont feel a thing
>strong legs. can probably sprint for miles
>broad shoulders
>big gorilla hands
>big feet
>big neck
>guy on the right
>babby arms
>chicken legs
>half-erect dick to make it look bigger. "ITS FLACCID I SWEAR"
>girl shoulders
>probably cant even lift up a cat
>>27378370
This. A model society should do this.
>>27377057
Why is there an autistic obsession with that shit anime.
