>pee on mommy's furry floor when i know i should pee outside
>M I S C H I E V O U S
who /pet mischief/ here?
>get a treat I got for being a good boy
>decide to save it for later
>hide it in flower pot in dining room
>dig a hole in the pot and scatter dirt all over carpet
>forget about my treat forever because I got distracted looking out the window
>cuck owner cleans up my mess
>>27373053
are you that retarded?
>mommy's been playing with a human boy instead of me lately in MY bed
>he starts shouting "cuck cuck cuck cuck" at me one morning
>i chew the soles out of his shoes as revenge
>told to stop chasing cat
>fuck cat to death after it's fed and not expecting me
Cat won't be taking mom and dad's attention anymore
>be a cute bunny
>eat motherfucking seeds and vegetables and fruit all day, aaaaawwwww yusssss
> get petted whenever I want just for being cute and fluffy: it's good
>hang out in my little wood house or roam around yard whenever I want.
>suddenly die and owners have to bury my body kek
>go to poop
>poop stays attached to butt
>refuse to move with poop on my butt
>whine like a little baby until mommy cleans up my poopy butt
feels good man
>Pham steps out for what I can only assume is forever
>left some good smelling thing on the couch
>Looks like one of those sandwich things
>tear open the wrapper and eat the meat
>tastes good, man
>Hey neat, my family came back
>One female starts howling, holding the shitty parts of the sandwich
>she starts REEEEEing at me, so I go hang out with the male
>mfw
Next time, don't leave your sandwich out when you abandon me
But seriously, my dog ate my sister's sandwich. It was pretty funny
