God tier Spongebob quotes, let's go.
>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?
>Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.
>Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
>tfw I'm the only retard in the world who likes this shit
>Ms.Puff, can I be excused for the rest of my life?
"You don't win no silver, you only lose the gold."
>>27372274
>tfw bald witha big nose
>>27372523
>>27372536
thanks for contributing to the thread memers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZz-WEsPjTE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you"
AHHH MY LEG!
>death like life is a meaningless dance danced by fools
and also
>don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
>>27372390
>Krusty Krab is unfair
>Mr. Krabs is in there
>Standing at the concession
>Plotting his oppression
My friends and I used to make up variations of that and shout it at people back when I had friends.
>>27373077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3upvjWCwEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pBojhvnao
>stop starin' at me with them big ol eyes
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>27373104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ0Q_PRM8-4
>Uhm I can explain....
>>27372256
>I wonder if a fall from this height could kill me
>I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>>27375358
R9k: the quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5tWMdoQdg
You guys probably know this already, but Nick shot themselves in the head back in early 2006 - 10 whole years ago -, when Cyma zarghami became president. Soon enough, she cancelled all the 90s-early 2000s shows, treated shows like Jenny the waifu and Avatar badly, replacing them with Flash, CGI, soft porn tweencoms, and endless post-movie Spongebob.
>>27372675
I kinda like this. It's actually a funny recreation
>>27375811
The CGI era was easily the worst. It looked awful and the shows were generally toy-based without any story.
>>27372648
kek who makes these
>>27375951
let the memes go on
>>27375981
wew laddie
skdandlasnkd
>>27375951
>>27375981
>>27376013
>not instagram tier quality
shit
step it up faggots
The scenes tell alot more than quotes.
https://a.pomf.cat/pzzsoo.swf
>>27376042
alright pinhead, your time is up
>>27376042
Dallas?
I dont honestly know
SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON
real nigga hours?
bloxbloxblox
WHO UP NOW
All I know is fine dining...
And BREATHING
MY NAMES
NOT
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
sadlsdlamdlmsad
>>27376180
ME NUCKA
UP ON THAT AFTERNOON HUSTLE
>Once, there was an ugly barnacle
>He was so ugly that everyone died!
>the end
Probably my favourite spongebob quote
>>27372256
Squidward is my spirit guide.
>I hate all of you.
>>27375811
>Old nick will never return and will be replaced forever by cuckelodeon
please come back sweet prince.
>Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
>THAT'S HIS MANIAC SHRIEK!
>HE'S GOING TO ATTACK!
>HE'S ACTING ALL CRAZY!
Uhhh, I can explain.
Well. At least I still have my personality.
>too bad that didn't kill me
>>27377324
I say this about four times a day.
When your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
>...A fireman?
Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
>Some guy in an ambulance.
Right! So if we can just pretend that Squidward WAS a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, I'm sure we could all work together!
>>27373116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHeyJZ7FtNU
Does anyone have those spengbab comics?You know which ones I'm talking about.
![tumblr_nur2rupzXt1u75st9o1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4JomNA8.png "tumblr_nur2rupzXt1u75st9o1_500[1].png")
>I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands!
>I hope they're not dirty.
Spongebob was redpilled as fuck
Everything past 3rd season is trash though
>>27378799
>Everything past 3rd season is trash though
this guy gets it
>>27372675
>7:30
What the ORIGINAL
am i the only person who thought this show was annoying and didn't watch it?
We're like brothers.
Only closer.
GUYS GUYS WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO YOU'LL TEAR UP AND FEEL HEAVILY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5tWMdoQdg
You guys probably know this already, but Nick shot themselves in the head back in early 2006 - 10 whole years ago -, when Cyma zarghami became president. Soon enough, she cancelled all the 90s-early 2000s shows, treated shows like Jenny the waifu and Avatar badly, replacing them with Flash, CGI, soft porn tweencoms, and endless post-movie Spongebob.
>>27378936
Maybe if you're an actual, literal child who only tried watching it after 2004.
MEATBALL MEATBALL
SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
GREAT BARRIER REEF>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
What the fuck are you talking about
>>27377524
yeah, this shit, right?
(literally)
>>27379157
It's all fun and games until someone actually faps to that
>>27379003
damn that's nostalgia
>This is my lab
>AND THIS is my laboratory
>>27379157
Holy fucking shit wtfff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89k1l3-Ruxg
i watched the spongebob movie credits a lot just for this song
>Mr. Krabs is a *dolphin noise*
>Hey Squidward! How the *dolphin noise* are ya?!
>>27372648
something about this made me kek into the next dimension
>>27380114
I think it's squidward's expression
