>>27371393
Tell them that she broke up with you, or vice versa.

>>27371393
Pay a prostitute to come with u

>>27371393
>Pretend that she broke up with you
>start faking depression
>go alone to the wedding
>try to look miserable, but physically presentable
Girls likes when guys feel miserable, so it's a opportunity to meet someone. Did something like that, but was genuinely depressed

>>27371414 is way more doable than >>27371441

although the latter would be more fun, you would eventually have to do the former.

>>27371499
>>27371441
Didn't someone on this board do this once?
I remember he greentexted it, except he went to a family dinner instead

1.Tell then she's Goin on vacation
2. You guys broke up
3. She's working
4. She said that meeting everybody for the first time on a wedding is a bit to much for her<--- but this could backfire on you.

I hope this help. If not why don't u just tell the truth? Virgin or not who cares
Pls don't kill yourself!

"Listen to me mom and dad. I am a loser. That's right I am a loser. I don't have a girlfriend. I've never kissed a girl, had sex or even held a girl's hands. If you think of me as less because of this then I am sorry that I am a disappoint to you because of this."

> the retarded replies in this thread

Tell them she got mono but can't wait to meet you once she's better. Done.

>>27371393
Dress up a friend with a high voice as a girl

>>27371578
What horrible advice to give. If OP's parents are already this unhappy about him not having a gf do you really think they will admit beng wrong? No! They will kick him out. That's what will happen. They are very probably unhappy because they think OP is a waste of their genes, so going directly to the eye of the hurricane is most certainly NOT viable to OP. They will disinherit him. oor guy.

>>27371393
Tell them she traveled because some family member from other country is sick and it was a matter of emergency. They will understand.

Put up some bands and hire an escort to play GF man, just leave early.

You can't lose. You get a decent looking one and you shut your family up plus you get laid after.

>>27371564

He'll family will clown him behind his back if he does.

How can he break up right before the wedding? They already suspect you are a virgin. Get an escort and play GF, tell them of the break up after the wedding, a while after.

>>27371393
What is it about people immediately assuming that somebody's gay if they never got a gf? They can see for themselves how blatantly autistic you are and hence why you can't get one, can't they?
Or do you pass for a normie?

they already know, anon.

>>27371393
Tell them that last week she broke up with you and you we're just acting it til now cause it hit you bad

>>27371393
I was literally in this exact position.


I paid a hooker to come with me to my brothers wedding then "dumped" her a week later.

There's a website called rentafriend where you pay people $10/hr to pretend to be your friend and keep you company, I'm sure there's a couple cute girls who would pretend to be your girlfriend for a small fee.

>>27371393
fuck i wish a was a chick so i could help you, sounds like fun