>be me
>5 mins ago, sleeping and fapping on bed
>cum
>cum all over stomach
>look
>there's cum in my belly button
Why don't you cum in your mouth?
Lick it up you slut
>>27370848
Cum again
>>27371029
just re-read the OPthat was a joke
>>27370866
>super horny
>want self-facial
>get in position
>10..9..8..7..6..5..4..2..1..
>cum just dribbles out onto my chest
FUCK MY LIFE