>tfw some people on /r9k/ are ACTUALLY virgins
How do you not even have sex. Like, I don't honestly see how that's possible, with all the resources available.
Resources like...?
>>27369621
virtual reality goggles and preprogrammed teledildonic fleshlights
>>27369621
Stuff like Tinder and such. Like, if anyone is actively seeking to lose their virginity they can always do it.
>>27369669
>requires Facebook login
HEY! SELL YOUR PERSONAL DATA AND GET LAID!
CLICK ON THIS BANNER AD AND YOU CANKILL YOURSELFTODAY!
>>27369621
Bein attractive.
>>27369732
>caring about personal information
ironic, cause no-one actually cares about you.
>>27369732
that's like saying a website requires an email address and going hurrdurr personal information
everyone has throwaway emails
everyone can make a fake facebook too
>>27369743
>not having a few good photos of yourself
That's how nearly every girl looks better in pictures than in real life. Literally just get 2-3 good photos and you're set for hookups.
We've already had this thread today. Post again tomorrow, thanks.
Anon
>>27369751
Nice projection. I still use text and email with people that matter, but I hope you can find some normos to detest you through your virtual gated community.
>>27369755
>everyone can make a fake facebook too
Not according to Facebook's terms and conditions. Email has no such restriction.
>>27369776
>implying the same person is posting
ayy
I don't understand it myself OP.
Maybe a lot of robots are just kids... even then I had sex at age 14 so.
But yeah if you're like 20-something and have never had da fuck sex... idk what to say.
>>27369809
here's your (you)
very VERY original post
>>27369809
Oh yeah, kids are fine. I was really weird and lost mine at 19, so I get being a virgin at that age. I just assumed that most robots are jaded young adults due to the permanent working vs unemployed debate.
>>27369809
Explain how you managed to have sex.
>>27369841
>you like girl
>girl likes you
>ask girl if she wants to have sex
>she says yes
Wow, difficult.
Why do normies always fail at providing a step by step guide on how to communicate with other adults?
>>27369841
Talked to girls, hung out with them, get them to like you, sex.
>>27369855
>girl likes you
How do I know?
>ask girl
nice joke, norman. I cant talk to women.
>>27369855
already failed on the second step
>>27369809
The only snus that's any good is the white portion. The rest all suck because they're loaded with artificial sweetener
>>27369863
Because there isn't a guide. It's a lot of different actions in different situations and stuff. If you're a born normie, it all comes naturally, and if you transformed into one then you learnt it from years of practice and trial and error.
>>27369614
Because we aren't attractive, because we are poor, because we are introverts and are thus actively hated/shamed by anyone who doesn't think like us?
>>27369867
>hey can I talk with you for a while
>OMG creep!!!
>>27369863
You don't need a guide.
Using a guide will make you look like a massive autist unless the writer happens to have the same exact personality as you. Even then it'll seem forced and insincere.
You literally have to just be yourself while at the same time not being a massive faggot.
>>27369669
Tinder literally only works if you're in the top 60% of guys, attractiveness wise. If you're 3/10 or below you're fucked.
Probably because I'm a pervert.
>>27369867
>talked to girls
About what?
>>27369893
Asking permission to talk is beta as fuck. No wonder their pussi immediately dries up.
>>27369881
>how do i know?
They give off some signs. Stuff like wanting to spend a lot of time with you and such. If it's ever the case it should be pretty clear.
>can't talk to women
Literally comes with practice. Start talking and failing with women, and eventually you'll be talking and failing slightly less with them.
>>27369902
But being myself includes not talking to women, you fucking retard.
>>27369919
Lots of things.
Are we still talking about me losing virginity and that particular gril?
If so:
-Music
-Politics
-Lulzy shit
-Random shit she brought up
>>27369669
You have to be attractive to use that, idiot.
>>27369933
Then you must not have any issue with not getting laid.
/thread
>>27369931
>it should be pretty clear
You really dont understand autism, do you?
>overweight
>cant drive
>poor as dirt
>below average looks
>22
the best I've done is get a girl on the internet to send me tits on snapchat when she was super depressed.
>>27369920
>hello my name is anon, what do you think of *thing* haha it sure was *adjective*!
>yeah haha *looks away*
>>27369669
Tried multiple times. Never worked
>>27369888
But you're not. I have some ugly friends, and the only reason I don't like some of them is because they're dicks, and not how they look.
>>27369910
>3/10 and below
Well, maybe it's time to look at stuff objectively and go for 3/10 women. I'm a 7/10, I have a 7/10 gf, and I'm not upset that she's not hotter or cuter or anything.
>>27369919
That movie you just saw, what music she's into, what game you played recently, the trip she went on. Literally anything you want, as long as you can engage her in the conversation.
>>27369933
Be the parts of yourself that are good. Only show those off. Show the side that's passionate about music. Don't show the side that still watched MLP.
>>27369952
I literally have Aspergers. I spent years trying to understand exactly how to make friends, so don't even fucking start.
>>27369992
>not having friends who have female friends who you can talk to at social gatherings and stuff.
How.
>>27369996
Keep swiping right m8, and don't beat around the bush, ask what they're doing on tinder and stuff.
>>27369931
>stuff like
>and such
top advice
>>27369885
Those are fighting words m8
Minto besto
>>27370052
>complaining that you're not being spoonfed enough
Go learn it yourself then, genius.
>>27370019
I really don't want to try it again
>>27370019
>How.
I don't know.
I have a female friend but she only hangs up with us (all guys except her) and is basically a guy with tits and pussy, probably why I don't feel uncomfortable talking to her.
>>27369946
Shoop your pics with filters and minor shit. Literally every woman that has ever posted a pic online does it.
>>27370081
>how does this work
>just learn bro
>>27370019
You gotta understand that the people on this board are the really weird creepy kids from high school, the ones that tried to talk to you and all you wanted was for them to get away. There's no hope man, they'd rather wallow I'm their incapabilities than do anything to improve their situation. They've lost any shred of hope themselves
>>27370019
Sadly, though 7/10 women will settle for a 7/10 guy, so will 3/10 women. A shittonne of ugly ass women get Chad, or at least a good looking guy. Nobody wants 3/10 guys.
>>27370019
>I literally have Aspergers
Even if you do, you're not any more representative of people on the spectrum. I'm skeptical of your claims though because 1) it's overdiagnosed, 2) every snake oil man has a similar anecdote of their trials and tribulations caused by some psychiatric disorder.
>>27370019
>That movie you just saw, what music she's into, what game you played recently, the trip she went on.
But why would I want to share that with anyone. I can talk to myself about stuff like that and wont have to deal with different opinions
>>27369614
straight up "chad" here
if you lurk enough You'll understand why.
many posters are literally mental ill.
Some are deformed, some are shut-in their room.
It's an interesting board because it let's you see inside the mind of a group of people you'll never meet or interact with.
laughing at them is beyond pathetic. Would you laugh at a guy in a wheelchair?
>>27370093
>basically a guy with tits and pussy
Newsflash, that's what girls are. You think that they're so different to us, but they really aren't. Talking to most girls is practically the same as talking to most guys.
>>27370124
I know, but there's a glimmer of hope for at least someone here, so I'm trying to help those few out.
>>27370126
That's not really true. You're looking at cases where average women get with hot guys and dismissing the opposite ones. Generally, 3/10s go together and so do 7/10s and so on.
>>27370131
Well then do what I did and learn exactly what the signs are. Again, I spent years doing this, I can't just give you the basics, they're only second nature at this point.
>>27370137
>only being with people you agree with completely
Why would you want that? That's such a boring existence.
>>27370159
>being a chad
I'm not a chad, i'm just a normal person who's slept with a normal number of women. I'm just trying to help some people actually do something with their lives.
>>27370194
>Newsflash, that's what girls are
tipetty top kek
>>27369893
if it's a bus stop it makes sense they are weirded out
try a pub or a social event.
if you have friends, throw a party. it's the easiest place to get laid
>>27370159
> literally mental ill
>image
Do you need help getting back to your ward bed? Nobody in their right mind would save that image
>>27370223
Exactly. It needs to happen naturally, not be forced.
>>27370194
>I'm not a chad
I was referring to myself
on the other hand, perhaps you give hope to a few people on this board to get better.
>>27370225
why? what's wrong with the image?
>>27370194
>Why would you want that? That's such a boring existence.
Because I am boring
>>27370343
That's not something you should embrace. No girl likes boring guys, so either change your ways or you're (not getting) fucked.
>>27370194
>Talking to most girls is practically the same as talking to most guys.
Explain to me then why all of my friends except one are guys?
>>27369855
>you like girl
at any given time I am likely to come into contact (in the most lose sense) with about 1,000 female students plus some friends of friends outside of school
at any given time I Maybe like 1 of them
if i know you, there is less than a 1 in 1,000 chance tht i like you
>girl likes you
flip it. the chance that the two line up is less than 1 in 10,000,000
how the hell do normies form relationships?
>>27370109
Step one: don't be an asshole like you're being to the guy you're responding to. You SHOULD, however, be kind of an asshole to the girl you want to fuck, but in a joking, teasing, lighthearted way. This displays confidence and dominance in a way that's socially acceptable.
Getting a girl a girl to fuck is not a logical thing; it is very primal. The woman will not flat out think "wow what a dominant and confident guy", it is beyond her control.
>>27369887
>tfw literal autist who learned the rules of normiedom
>still despise normies
>can make friends
>really selective
>little chance of relationship
>this is how cyborgs are made
>>27370386
>how the hell do normies form relationships?
the odds are much low obviously
>>27370440
if it was that low it wouldn't be the case that every normie has had AT THE VERY LEAST 1 girlfriend
>>27370386
If you think normies couple actually LOVES each other from the start you're mistakening.
Most couple who actually love each other started with no love for each other whatsoever, love actually appeared after
In most young couple in "love" there's no love involved, just mutual attraction. I guess this is enough. Like, you don't need to LOVE a girl to actually date her.
>>27369669
I live in a country where almost nobody uses Facebook.
>>27370489
Which country is it? Sounds like a paradise
Dont tell me they use VK
>>27370370
Could be a variety of factors. Maybe you're scared of talking to them and only talk to other guys. Maybe you just haven't been introduced to many girls. Maybe it's a combination of factors. I have more guy friends that female friends, it's not that uncommon.
>>27370386
You're not using the statistics correctly. People like other people that they're already close to (which is generally from maybe a friend group of 20 max), and if that's not the case then they will try to become closer friends with them. I liked some girl, so I ended up talking to her more, getting invited out more and becoming a close friend of hers. It didn't work out, so I went for someone else, and they did happen to like me this time, so now I have a gf. Just don't be that weirdo who likes some unavailable girl he's never talked to, learn to not dwell and move on, and you'll be fine.
>>27370430
Why do you still hate normies m8?
>>27370574
> Dont tell me they use VK
I was going to tell it to you before I've read this line.
>>27369774
>Literally just get 2-3 good photos
>literally buy a camera or a new phone with money you don't have
>somehow magically conjure up photos that are not boring selfies
>everybody is equal and just b urself bro xDD
>>27370590
>for example: being stupid and selfish enough to support a war with a collateral damage in the hundred thousands in attempt to avenge/prevent an attack that killed 2000
>muh jobs
>near turn human mass extinction is an inevitability caused by past generations of normies
>seldom question beliefs
>worship gods even more petty and deplorable than themselves
>their conversations are asinine
>their music is asinine
>have you ever seen a game show?
>most of everything males do is dick waving
>females are disloyal and compulsive liars; obsessed with social status
>set in their ways
I could go on
>>27370871
That's OK, bro. You are the only free thinker, who is able to pierce through the net of Jewish lies, among these sheeple.
>>27370968
>nazis can be free thinkers
>jews aren't the smartest ethnic group
/pol/ memes worst memes
>>27370225
>dat ass doe
>dat bike doe
