Anon, your test results came back, I'm sorry to say this but you're a virgin
How can i cure this doctor?
Is it terminal doc? Tell me there's a way to fix it.
>>27369651
Well anon you need to find a girl who likes you
>>27369464
I want a second opinion.
>>27369691
>those awful looking tits
>>27369691
how do you do it doctor?
>You are 27-years-old and yet you claim that you are not and have never been "sexually active"? How is this possible?
>>27370551
Sorry, but you don't need to hyphenate "27 years old". If you were saying "a 27-year-old" you would hyphenate.
>>27370703
>Just please answer the question. I might have to send you for STD checkups, but first I need to know when you last had an intimate experience with someone. Lying is not going to help you here.
>>27370771
Y-yes ma'am I have terminal virginity that's what Dr Thundercock told me.
>>27370771
i am currently having intercourse with you in my head, does that count?
>>27369691
I don't think my insurance will cover it Doc.
not in 5 minutes I won't be
*unzips left dick*
>>27369464
you are mistaken doctor