So, after all the job applications (mom's wish) I finally received call for an interview on Monday. What do? Am I going to be a wagecuck for the rest of my life? Is this the beginning of the end?
if you truly don't want to work then just act like a retard at the job interview. that should work, right?
Isn't the monday after easter a holiday where you live?
>>27369539
Orthodoxy.
>>27369515
That could work but would make poor parents angry. Also I don't have to try a lot. It's a sales job, which means nice personality, which I don't have, I dislike people most of the time.
>>27369459
Tell your mom you don't want to be a "wagecuck" (use the precise term) because you want to conform to the r9k stereotype of being a fat, virgin NEET (and show her 4chan).
Post results.
>>27369459
>>27369638
Don't worry bro, you won't get the job anyway. An Interview doesn't mean shit.
>>27369706
Nah, my aunt fucks a man who is manager or something in the firm, so chances are pretty high.
>>27369703
I'm skinny af. Lost my virginity to a prostitute this year, aged 20.
>>27369770
Whatever you dick, replace fat for skelly and virgin for ugly. What really matters is the NEET part and showing her the glorious place your spend so much time in.
>>27369897
I'm not ugly. I also don't spend as much time here as I used to nowadays because of vidya. All that's left is the NEEThood part which I'm sure I don't need to show her, she's already aware of it since she's the provider of the neet bux
sawws on that photo, operator
>>27370408
Jade Nile
If you don't want the job but also want to pretend like you tried to get it then answer questions with a positive tone on your life-
>What else are you doing with your life?
Oh I'm currently studying X and in my final year, I really want to work in Y field after doing my final paper
>What are your interests?
I love to travel, You know, going away for a month or two and seeing loads of places.
>What is a weakness of yours?
Probably that I tend to take too many things on at once and come sometimes forget about things because of this
Answers like that are perfect for not getting jobs.
>>27370781
Will they seriously ask me such things? I don't know what to answer, haven't interacted with humans irl for a few weeks. I only go out to get food.
>>27370870
Yeah they ask you pretty typical shit for wagecuck jobs.
It depends on the place however, stores that think they're 'specialist' or 'high-end' will generally ask more probing questions. But the questions I put in my post are really typical. I'd be amazed if they didn't ask them.
Like I said, just answer following the framework of what I put and you won't get the job but you'll also look like you're a normalfag so no one will think you're not trying.
