What was the last text (or whatsapp, viber etc. message) you received from a female that's not blood related to you?
For me;
>It's okay, no problem.
>I just don't want to talk Philip. I was just seeing if you were okay and were seeing someone.
Not even kidding. My life is fucking fantastic.
Don't get too mad, i love you, don't forget that. You can go home in a few hours.
>>27369177
>I wanted it to be a surprise!
Some bitch bought me a bunch of workout supplements (~$200 worth), a new pair of running shoes, and an annual porn pass (she doesn't watch porn, so she's not aware it's free or some shit). It was like $500 that she spent. She's not even my fucking girlfriend.l, but I tore that ass up a few times.
>Hey dude whats up
She's a good friend
>>27369177
>Communicating with females even if it is through text
Normie pls
"You know we'd help pay for your wedding. We weren't very forthcoming with Jamie but that's because we were hoping you wouldn't marry him....maybe the next one.". Feels good to know the bae's senpai want me to marry their daughter. Jelly?
>>27369177
> [tears of joy emoji] [tears of joy emoji]
> a list of all the guys she's fucked
>>27369177
>[tears of joy emoji] [tears of joy emoji] [tears of joy emoji]
I knew that the conversation was over at that point
does a tranny count?
"You're adorable, you know that?"
>>27369177
>I know.... Sing it in your head and look at my message again.
I sent her a lyric from Hey Ya! by OutKast. Her reply was a bit cryptic, so I didn't recognize she sent me the following lyric after mine. She sent this message after. Relation: she's my partner, if I has to put it in words.
>>27369276
This
Original comment right here
I only have my mum, dad and sister on my phone
about 10 minutes ago organizing a date with a fit blondie for next week :)
>>27369177
>blonde qt I started to seduce
>Me : Have a good holidays
>Her : u too Anon <33
>2012
Sad but that fact make me laugh so hard now
"Have a safe trip! I hope you have fun (hands clapping emoji)"
>passing 5th street
Do group chats count?
What about flour?
>>27369177
>Darn, Okay
It was some blonde stacy asking me to DOXX some effeminate latin faggot in Nevada, to which I had responded "not your personal army"
Great :)
About seeing her tomorrow (original comment commentary)
>>27369417
A stalwart decision.
>>27369177
She sent me a sexually suggestive gif over tinder
>I'm surprised people didn't hear my heart breaking.
>>27369177
"Toodles"
It was from my gf and she went to lie down cause she has a headache. Not exciting, I know.
>brb gotta label the prices on these pornos
she works at a sex shop
>If you don't want to we don't have to ^^ I would never make or force you to do something you didn't want to do that's just not right. But don't worry it's alright. I'm sorry today's been hectic for you though
She's a good friend...
Normie here:
>im gonna go masturbate then shower, little break before diving back in
>>27369177
>"Yes, I scoot".
I don't have a picture of her but she sort of resembles pic related.
>Goodnight~~~ love you too < 33
life's good
>>27369649
Sorry forgot pic. Kinda like this famalias.
>receiving texts from people outside your family
NORMIES
>>27369177
>so how have you been?
I responded, and she never responded back...
i got shut down
>>27369177
A picture of a baby with her saying "my dream"
Unless you count my therapist saying thank you
>>27369177
>Heyyyyy :)
I never responded
A picture of her pubes.
>Like I said... We should date
Ohnonotorigionalsenpai
that must have been ten years ago or something. how the fuck am i supposed to remember that
>love you lots
it was my mum
>Well I'll be there for sure if you change your mind
Really nice girl came to my city for a concert and invited me out
I said no cause it was 11pm
Proceeded to game all night
>>27369177
>
ive never had female friend
>>27369177
I'll be home for dinner
4 day gf
>seen at 8:12 PM
>[address of house party she was going to]
I didn't go.
Stayed home and watched a Day of the Tentacle let's play on Youtube instead.
>your hair is funny :D I am go to sleep. see u tomorrow night ;)
who here /dickwet/ tonight?
>Heyyy
3 y's.
does that mean she wants to fug?
>>27369205
Ha she was just checking to see if she still has a fallback
>>27370534
Did she message first? If so, yes.
>Mhm
My gf last night agreeing that it was time to sleep.
>I'm home now, tonight was great btw. When can we meet again? ;)
I've had my phone for nearly three years and I haven't received a text message from a female during that time.
The fuck is die ding
>>27369901
Fucking hell senpai, no wonder you robots are still virgins.
"Your eyes start getting tired. But the counting backwards well put you to sleep faster for sure haha"
ok
---robot uniqueswssscjufvv
>>27369177
A girl added me because I asked some shit about mathematics in the uni whatsapp group and she posted me a photo of her math exercise.
>>27369177
No original text available.
>>27369230
Seems pretty based
You should do something for her fampai
>>27369177
>If I don't send you another message withing the next eight hours, call the cops. I am not joking.
>Plus we need to have like a serous talk
Ugh I hope this ain't some bullshit
>Where are you my love
looked way back in my texts in 2014 my last text from a female that wasn't my mom or sister was
>ok
to give some context, i sent her: "we should hang out before your spring break is over"
we never hung out.
>>27369177
> "Please omg just leave me alone anon"
She then went and cucked two of my friends, blocked me even after I avoided talking to her for months and got in a relationship with chad which has lasted quite a while.
Strange, considering she seemed interested in me and would ask me to stay up late to talk. Could've dated if I wasn't afraid. That was the last girl I properly talked to online, at least 4 years ago now.
>>27369177
>I'm sorry, I love you and I'll always love you. So depressed without you can't even function blah blah youre such a great man I realized it too late blah blah
It only makes me extremely angry any more. This dependence upon someone else and the desire to be in a relationship that most people have makes me fucking sick to be honest. I strictly see it as weakness and feel a mix of pity and disgust at any sign of it.
>cause i want you all to myself today
>cause i want your attention
>gimme
>makes my nani a waterfall
>pull my hair and let me suck your dick and call me princess while I'm doing it
Help guys I can't decipher these mixed signals.
>>27370815
I got u fammo.
Translation:
"I'm insane, and youll regret this more and more as time goes on and it becomes more apparent."
I don't remember. It was years ago.
Somebody end my suffering please.
>>27369177
>Making oatmeal - get out of bed and come get breakfast!
>>27369177
I've literally never received one, ever.
>calm down jeez
my oneitis when I was complaining about my life 2bh
>>27369177
>ah yeah
My gf not amused that the delivery guy entered "left at neighbour's" on a packet that I received for her.
check your cats
"<3 <3"
>>27371016
Whats in the packet senpai?
>>27371052
>Whats in the packet senpai?
Dunno, I usually don't open her mail. I'll see when she comes home later today.
>>27369177
>are you telling me or asking me?
we are both pretty autistic
>>27369177
"No pizza today :("
>"talk to ya tomorrow"
>sent a week ago
>hoe gaat het?
How are you? in dutch. Didnt even bother to respond to her. And this is from january 11 kek.
>Sehr gut!
Never
excuse me while I go fucking kill myself
>"Hi"
nothing else, just replied back. i like her and i'm trying to get her to like me back
two today:
>"cool" emoji with sunglasses
>Hey :) Sorry about last night
>>27369177
"Well that's good baby."
>normie ree
All texts from females I receive are work related
Dont EVER talk to me again or i will call the police do you understand that?
December 8th 2015
"Haha he looks so annoyed!"
A video of her new dog running around with her cat watching from his post.
>ahahaha :')
She's probably just pretending to laugh to be nice
>Hey buttface
She's my ex whom I've become friends withbenefits.
I'm going to sleep now Nathan. I love you, I hope you make it home safe and message me tomorrow.
>December 1st 2015
>She blocked me on everything
>She ran off with another guy
>>27369177
I deleted whatsapp so this is how I remember it
>"hey" <-her
>"what do you want?"
>"I kinda miss talking to you"
>"oh ok whatever"
>not gonna be friendzoned by this bitch again
>looking for block user function
>accidentally call her
>"hey anon. anon? can you hear me?"
>screen turns off
>panic
>try to force phone to shut down but cant
>"anon?"
>breathe and count to 10
>manage to turn on screen
>hang up
>block user
>thanks for everything
>machs gut
She is the name on my mind when I sleep and the name on my lips when I wake up.
>He coming
>nice talking with you, see ya later!
OK I guess
are you there still, anon?
>>27369177
> Robert and I had a fight and are taking a break u wanna chill tomorrow?
"Saint Patrick's day sounds great !"
>I spent st. paddys day drinking alone at an old person bar where I used to work (so I get cheaper drinks)
>Just got home. I love you
>>27369384
Don't worry anon I have a similar experience. This is my last communication with a female save for my friend's GF who doesn't really count.
I want to talk to her because we were friends since high school and I really enjoy just spending time with her but I've fucked things up enough that I feel it's better I just leave her alone.
[translated from fr]
>no he didn't say anything about all that, you know him, he's untidy
>>27369177
>Happy Birthday!!!!
wew.
>>27369177
>fuck its 170
On whatsapp
>''How are you?''
There's another message before that one but I haven't opened the conversation yet. We usually talk all day but she didn't answer me all morning..... let her wait now.
>>27369177
Yesterday
>I like going to bed that this is the last sleep before I'll be sleeping beside you :)
>wrong andrew
She meant to text someone else...
>Good night!!! Love you lots!
I'm suspicious desu
>>27369177
I'll post the worst, it's from my cellphone.
>Listen, I only text with people close to me. We can talk if we run into each other, though.
I deleted it, so it may not be exactly like this. Also, it was originally in french.
>I wanna go house shopping with you
I have no idea how this happened.
>Nope. Did you come to Cinci just for the show?
not a very exciting text. from a good friend/sisterly type that i made out with the other night
>>27369177
Got some dumb girl to send me nudes.
Told her I was gonna pay $1k to fuck no condor, and said I needed pics first.
Dumb bitch
>>27371531
This is cringey as hell
>>27371884
>makes out with girls
Get off my board
>>27371894
I tried to get out of the conversation because I was on vacation but it didnt work and now I can never talk to her again.
>why do they look the same
Showed me a photo of I think Kim and kylie Jenner but their make-up made them look exactly alike
>>27369177
>coolcool
After confirming that we're still hanging out tonight.
>>27371826
Ayyy that's my name too senpai
>>27371968
It's usually better to just not reply. Learning when to and when not to reply is pretty difficult though.
Saying
>"I'm listening"
Is also a good non answer to give in situations like that, because it's kinda a backhanded command for them to talk, without seeming desperate that you want to hear the answers.
Women will try to use over dramatic emotions to draw you in, make you feel like you're in control of their emotions. When in reality they really just want to make a point and have an emotional parade with it. It's not really their fault, it's just what they do because they otherwise mostly have nothing interesting to say anyways. Their emotions are what is interesting to them and once you get drawn into that emotional rollercoaster they run it into the ground.
ok
>le commentare originale
it wasn't anything. it was a Snapchat of just her smiling. yesterday.
>>27369177
"Lol ok I thought so"
Female coworker about getting hours mixed up
Old lady coworker asking me who she should contact about updating her personnel file at work.
>>27369177
>you sure you're ok?
That's mine family
>>27369177
a picture of my brother's puppy from my sister in law about 3 weeks ago
>me: send nudes <my phone #>
>her: HAHAHAHA
>Hey :)
I didn't reply because I am retarded. Fuck Tinder
Nope. Totally forgot about it. [heavily crying emoji]
>this was about joghurt
>I made my mind up
;_____;
>Richard Suckle
She's weird and there is literally no context
>>27372931
She wants your Richard
>I don't think we should talk anymore.
First and last girl I'll ever exchange numbers with. Funny enough, she was the one to ask for my number first. I was her beta orbiter, probably one of many. God, just thinking about how I acted in those days makes me want to blow my brains out.
>>27369177
>K
followed by
>jk OK
how screwed am I ?
>Hey
Old lay reached out to me yesterday, sent me some nudes say she wants pipe
Will fuck her this weekend
I don't have a phone nor have I signed up for anything to communicate with other people. All I have is 4chan.
Never receive a text from anyone but my mum. And if u have, then you're normie trash that needs to leave. nOW!
A break-up text, 2 months ago.
>>27369313
reply with: will i be joining this list?
>Shrug
After I declined being her DD to the bar
>"why won't you talk to me"
"Look at me go"
She's got free ice cream
>>27369177
>How was your lead last night?
told her how it was.........no response..........
A few minutes ago. Stalking young gullible girls on /soc/ is fun.
>>27372188
I don't think she has any emotions about me though. I think she just wants me to fuck off. It's been 3 months and she still hasn't talked to me.
>"good big boss"
I'm probably doing something right.
">Atleast tell me if you're never going to speak to me again.
>i'm gonna sleep, good night :/
That bitch kek
>Easter Sunday dinner at my parents place. Please come?
Okay founds fab! I'm back at uni on the 11th, but if other people's easter is a different time, I can come back down at pretty much any weekend
>have a good day~ ^^
From qt Japanese girl I met on Interpals after I told her to sleep well
>Bastard hahahaha
A coupleof hours ago, my friend's gf
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NORMALFAGS DOING ON MY BOARD??
*raises katana*
GET THE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT
"How come you have stopped talkin"
from my ex
>Hey are you going to class? I am not going to be able to make it because of a family emergency but do you think you could let me know what we do today?
It's a web design class, there's absolutely nothing you will miss...
> :(
From my ex gf who left me for a butch. She wanted us to stay friends. Fuck that bitch.
>I'm not looking for a relationship
>yes daddy
I've never met her. She's not related.
>Ok. Call me when u r free.
studying for a midterm
>And what are the odds that if I go to a stranger's house in a new place that I'll get murdered
>>27369177
>What race is your new charecter going to be?
My qt 3.14 gf is going to start playing Final Fantasy XIV with me today. We're gonna play together
>>27370669
>Sent 9 hours ago
Still afraid to call the cops
>Yes
Female massage therapist confirming my next appointment
>>27369177
"Haha I love you :)" last text from my girlfriend of two years after she said she was gonna take a nap until I get back from class tonight after I leave work.
>>27369230
She's your sugar mommy, get used to it.
>>27369177
Last text was
>U got that right ^^
Last message was on wechat which said
>omg
She was this qt petite asian grill that I met over the summer. I stopped messaging her though back in september, and now I feel too weird about messaging her after all these months. I was 70% sure she actually liked me, but that 30% of self doubt made me stop after she started posting more in a groupchat then in our personal chat. I also told my friends (a couple of chads included) that I had my first kiss with her even though I didn't, so I might seem like more of a normie to them, and possibly have more of a normie vibe around me so I could get more grills. That didn't work at all but whatever. She lives in Brooklyn and I live in a suburb near Philadelphia so I don't have to worry about any of them physically meeting her and causing unwanted awkwardness for me. None of them know any of her social media or name, so I think I'm golden there to. I'm just hoping none of them accidentally meet her in college next year, though I probably won't talk to most of them, especially not the chads, after highschool so I guess I shouldn't really care.
I got a couple happy birthday's on kikebook, but I don't think that counts. Also I didn't see them till a month after they were sent bc I never go on normiebook, so I didn't respond bc it would be too awkward, so its probably not gonna happen again.
>tfw I'm cyborg incarnate
>MAR 11
>Take the first week of next month off!
>Like Wed-Wed
>We goin somewhere
Me: Awww shit where we goin
>Anywhere
>Hawaii?
Then I said no because she's an attention whoring cocktease.
I have never received one.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIRE IS RISING
etc.
>>27369177
>lol
So pathetic its original
>what days are you off this week?
Approaching the final day I'm off this week with no response. Oh well, girls are probably better off with her.
"haha okay, it will take a while tho"
From my play director telling me I did good
Was from a coworker about schedule change. I didnt work there for months, she missed the right name.
There wasn't any.
>Hi cutie, sorry I finally started working again so I've just been a tad busy. How's life for you?
Haven't bothered responding yet.
Normie. Feelsgoodman
>>27369177
>I might be pregnant.
It's my wife, so it's fine.
>>27376284
Cringey as hell enjoy your friend zone. She probably fucking Tyrone right now while you thinking of another undertale joke or whatever the fuck that was
>if you really love me you'll accept that I've moved on. You're only making it harder on your self by getting upset about it. I'm sure you'll find another girl who'll realize how sweet you are.
I'm not gonna find another one am I. Shit sucks.
"yoyoyoyoyo"
>>27369177
Ha! Trick question in my case, I've never received a message from such a person...
I have literally never received a text message from a non-relative female in my life, I wish I didn't have a family so I could kill myself
I have not nothing.
>>27369177
>im busy this weekend
"I'm assuming you're currently in your room?" It could be taken worse than it was. She wanted to get lunch.
Two years ago, high school related, nothing personal.
>I will tomorrow :) I wanna see you tonight
>>27376320
>friend zone
>friends that make each other cum.
Stillfeelsgoodfam
>>27369177
pictures of new hair
>not blood related
Long time ago anon (multiple years). Probably times for when we're supposed to meet for a group project.
>>27376521
>Y u so hot goddamn
This is just retarded.
>>27369177
>>I miss you more
>ah, they're pretty good
regarding some animes
Me and a couple of mates are going to Bulgaria for a week in September.
She is basically asking to come, but only so she can make everything about her the whole time. She'll cock block us all night then fuck some Bulgarian Chad.
I'm going to tell her it's a boys week and see if she explodes about being left out.
Boring shit
>>27377068
Hhahah good luck mate. Bitch sounds entitled as hell. Wanna burn her bridge? Ask her how much she charges for the clap. Or "only clap I want is yours bitch"
"You have the sweetest smile. I just thought you should know. Generally, I feel weird about giving physical compliments, but I thought it needed to be said. Have a wonderful day!"
Girls on dating sites are weird.
It's been about 4 years, almost 5 now
Fucking third-world sandniggers taking over the board.
>>27377164
Thing is she'll most likely ask one of us to pay and promise to pay us back, which will never happen. Shell plead poverty and then turn up at the pub with 200 bong of clothes she just bought. Typical roastie.
We try and not invite her to shit any more because she's always causing drama and making everything about herself. But she manages to find out and tags along anyway.
Only bonus is that she has a fucking killer body and gets undressed in front of us all the time, because she wants us to stare at her and boost her ego.
Fantastic pair of tits on her, they're perfect.
>Okay aha good. Ive been so lost
>Is that a threat
>>27369313
"do you just want to add my name now?"
>captcha: eggs?
see you
she is a slut but not a roasty ;^)
>>27369323
This desu it changes my answer.
Yes I will send it!
ps. They are not nudes
>>27369177
From the 10/10 I blew my chance with on tinder:
>I'd like to go but I think I have an exam on the same day!
>>27369177
>It's your decision
original robot
>I'm not domestic enough for this shit
>>27376284
>tumblrdyke and twitter sjw
Next please
why did they destroy her, senpaitachi?
>>27369177
>Thank you
I wanted to murder her, that stupid bitch.
>>27369177
You know it :D Will you be down for the weekend?
>"gonna play vidya. later"
She's an annoying bitch I recently met at an LGS. Absolutely grating, loud and doesn't show proper respect towards others. Worst of all, she's kinda glued to me and a friend of mine like a fucktard.
She texted me
>He?
The conversation ended there.
>>27369177
>talking to women
Why don't you people fuck off to /soc/ already? You're not robots, you're failed/try-hard normalfags,
>>27369177
i don't have one. i've had my phone for 5 years
I don't own a phone you stupid normie
