>tfw no mommy/caregiver gf
l know this feel, OP.
>>27368000
There are only so many degenerates in the world.
>>27368000
goddamnit OP
right in the feels
>>27368039
I didnt say I wanted to shit in a diaper and wear a dummy you retard
I just want a mommy gf
>>27368058
no use explaining that to normies mate
>>27368000
>Tfw have mommy/caregiver gf but she's thousands of miles away
For now... ;-;
>Tfw she wants to be the breadwinner
>Tfw she said she'd be okay with me being NEET if I wanted to be
>Tfw she said the first thing she wants to do when we meet is take my virginity
>Tfw she lurks /gfd/ threads
>Tfw she wantsto dress me up like a grill and be her housemaid/chef/husbando
>Tfw she wantsto try pegging and make me her butt slut
>Tfw she saidshe wants to suck and kiss my pepe all day
>Tfw she saidI have a "cute little babycock" and that it"belongs in Pampers"
wewwwwwwwwwwww lad
give me a mommy gf NOW
>>27368823
Does she have any mommy friends?...
Where the hell am I actually meant to find a mommy/caregiver?
>tfw no daughter/little gf
>>27369442
A literal patrician tier fetish
>all these lazy, damaged underage kids from Reddit
>>27369461
Why so angry? Is it really that bad being a lonely virgin?
>tfw mommy gf just took sleeping pills and gave me permission to fuck her unconscious.
>>27368963
rip
>>27369369
I don't recall exactly. I think there's one, or at least a potential mommy. I remember her explaining our relationship to her friends and one of them seemed intrigued and stuff.
>>27369422
I found my mommy gf in a mommy thread on /r9k/. You might have a chance with the /gfd/ threads on /d/. Other than that, it's pretty much like winning a lottery and being at the right place at the right time I guess.
>Tfw have been waiting my whole life to experience this level of comfy with someone
Dying.
>>27369637
Maybe you should ask her if any of her friends need a cute boy to look after ;_;
>>27369593
I've talked to a lot of mommy fetishists. At least three fourths are underage. It's a nu male thing. This is what happens when you don't raise your kids right.
>>27369637
Kek you're going to kill yourself when she dumps you
>>27369658
I'll mention it. Even if there are any takers, I don't think they'd lurk /r9k/ for long given the current nature of the board.
>>27369675
Nigga I'm 25.
>>27369678
I've been trying to kill myself years before I met her so it really doesn't matter. Even if I wanted to, I clearly can't after four failed attempts.
>Mfw she showed her friends pictures of me in diapers that she mailed me as my Christmas present
>Mfw she was on the phone with me at the time and heard two of said friends say "cute!"
>>27369975what if I gave you my skype so they didnt have to lurk
>>27369975
that bitch sounds cray
>>27370003
Well I was thinking that but it'd probably just open you up to being trolled by some other anons or something, IDK. Also I don't think they're interested in LDRs (she's inMiamiFYI) and I don't know much about them, like their relationship status. You could if you want, just don't expect anything from it save for the aforementioned.
>>27370006
y tho? She's probably no more cray than me 2bh. Unless you mean she's cray awesome, in which case I'd have to concur.
I don't even want a momgf, I just want a gf who will let me be a house husbandenable my NEETdom.
>>27370156
More reason to check out the /gfd/ threads.
I was thinking about getting a gf that is like a mom gf except for the fact is work and help with bills
So basically a regular gf lol
>>27370082
>Miami
>halfway across the world
O-Oh well. Thanks anyway anon
>>27370082
I'm 2 hours away from Miami, how do I contact this lady?
>>27370170
Nah, it's not really worth it. I don't actively search for a gf, so threads like that are pointless for me.
I'm also a complete garbage human being who is utterly repulsive physically and mentally, and the few times I've been to those threads, there seemed to be a lot of decent guys.
I'm also not really submissive, even though I'm not really dominant either. I just want a gf who's okay with me not working as long as I pull my weight around the house.
>>27370170
>look at the /gfd/ map
>it's 10 to 1 men/women and the only "woman" nearby is a tranny
>>27370222
Sumimasen, fampai. orz
>>27370239
MY MOMMY GF IS MINE ONLYYYYYYY! Not letting you cuck my shit up. Unless you mean her friends who are most likely not interested as I've said. Then IDK because I never talked to them other than a few phone calls where they happened to be present with my mommy gf.
>>27370243
I wasn't actively looking for a gf either. I had given up years ago. I met her by chance in one of those, ">tfw bf calls me mommy" threads or something, to take the bait and read through it. She just happened to be there, when an anon replied with, ">tfw no mommy gf". She said that it was her fetish and left her Kik and a picture for anyone that was interested. No one took it seriously I guess, because she said I was the only one that contacted her. I almost didn't message her either since I figured it was just a ruse, too. I was too desperate to pass up the offer though. I'm also kind of physically repulsive, though not as bad as I used to be. I figured she'd be disgusted when she saw me and cease contact within days, but she actually has one of those "gross guys" fetishes? I'm hairy as fuck, borderline obese, I would go weeks to months without showering and I was full of bitterness. Of course I made an effort to improve myself and hide that bitterness. But yeah I know what you mean, I didn't bother posting on the /gfd/ zeemaps stuff either because compared to the sea of other guys in those threads, it does seem hopeless. You should still try it though... at least then "probably never getting a gf" is better than "definitely never getting a gf", right? As far as submissiveness is concerned, I'm not sure about that with myself either. I think I'm more sub than dom, I don't know if I could even dom at all. I don't think I'm super submissive though.
>>27370250
Yeah shit's fucked.
>Tfw so many of us are going to die alone
>Tfw we're supposed to be dying from plagues and war right now
>>27370500
What would you do if your Mommy gf left you though?
>>27368000
gross
ITT: pic related was right the whole time
>>27370908
I guess that depends on when and how she left me. I'd probably try to an hero for a fifth time.
>>27370970
Why would you kill yourself over a girl? Theres more to life you know.
>>27370994
Of course. There are other reasons for why I'd do it though... I won't state them. Anyway, I'm pretty simple... I don't care about being rich and having a big house and a bunch of exotic cars or anything else. All I've ever wanted was a gf, and if I can't even have that then I'd just rather not exist. But I feel like I'm at a point now, where I've lived long enough that it seems just about pointless to actually go through with suicide, even if I still wanted to die. Which I don't, because finally have a (mommy) gf.
>>27371169
But people dont last forever.
>>27371222
You mean if she were to die, what would I do without her? I probably wouldn't an hero in that case. We actually discussed this... she told me she doesn't want that. She'd want me to try to move on, so I said I would...
I want to kill myself!!!! lol!!
>>27369675
/thread
rekt, btfo, destroyed, bodybag'd, etc etc
>>27369975
25 or not, you're still a low test numale that was raised poorly
>>27371336
What if she stop loving you?
>>27371526
k
>>27371566
Like I said earlier, probably an hero then. But depending on where my life is at when that happens, maybe I'll just accept it. I mean, it is an LDR after all. So I do expect things to be awkward as fuck when we finally meet in person, and while I hope otherwise, there is that 1% of me that doubts it'll work out when that time comes. Hopefully I'll get to see her this year and find out. I'm saving up money to either visit her or have her visit me, now that I'm no longer a NEET rotting away in my room.
>tfw no mommy/caregiver gf but a bunch of mommy/caregiver friends
For some reason I wake up maternal feelings in girls. All my female friends have that "I need to protect him" attitude about me. It's comfy, although I wish one of them was attracted to me instead (or both at the same time). We hang out all the time lately and I started developing a crush on her.
>>27368823
i am so incredibly jealous it hurtsi hope things work out for you two
>>27372376
D-do you think she'll change you?
>>27373591
Sorry, anon.Thank you... I hope you luck out as well and find your own mommy gf one day. It only took me about 18 years.
>>27368823
Yes that totally normal and has nothing to to do with being molested in anyway.
>>27372376
Same here, man. I'm a worthless drug addict failure and for some reason they think I'm some sensitive troubled soul who they're gonna save. They give me money and Christmas letters and food and clothes. One of them is gonna visit me this summer.We roleplay mommy/son stuff a lot so I hope we can do that when she comes over.
>>27373671
i'll probably live and die without feeling it no matter how hard i try
some people win, some people losei'm on the east coast too, NY
>>27373671
fuck it might as well leave some contact here whether you or someone else wants to talk about this crazy thingkeyboardanon123 at gmail
>>27372376
Are you a manlet or something and look really weak/young? Why is this?
>>27373752
This is pretty much my fantasy besides the drugs part. How did you make this happen, and is there anyway I can do this without doing drugs?
>>27370500
Can you post pic that she posted or another one of her? I'm interested in how hot real life mommy gf's actually are.
