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Wanked to lady Sonia again this morning. God I love that old slag.
Today's my last day at Universty then I break up, thank god, 2 weeks of 4chan
>tfw got to do my 12000 word dissertation by 20th April
Not happy about it lads
>>27366848
That's some goat taste lad, nothing like a good nostalgia wank
>>27366848
>not wanking to pawgs
queer
>>27366923
What the fuck are you doing anon you're consciously wasting three years worth of uni for no reason you flidc
work told me i have the late shift instead after i got there instead of calling me so i had to travel back home for another hour
>>27366949
What do you mean
Bloxcomment
>>27366848
Lady Sonia is such an attractive woman. It's so strange, I've never seen such a naturally attractive, busty British mature lady like her, seriously.
>buy 2 bags of KP salted nuts
>both bags come completely unsalted due to a manufacturing error (same batch)
>complain to KP, get 5 quid worth of vouchers
>complain to Tesco where I bought them, get refund
>still use the peanuts in savoury Asian recipes so they don't go to waste
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>>27367097
how did you prove that they were unsalted?
did Tesco ask to taste it or some shit, and did KP ask you to send the bag to them?
>>27367130
KP just asked for the batch number and took my word for it. Tesco simply refunded me without quibble because it was an online grocery order and it's much easier for them to do that than to go through the hassle of arranging a return.
One time they subbed my 2.5 KG bag of potatoes for 2 lots of 700g bags at the same price. I pointed this out to the deliveryman and I got a full refund and kept the potatoes. Online shopping rules.
>>27367151
ha so you're THAT guy.
i have an uncle who will write detailed letters to companies and local MP's about shit.
why do you care enough to go to the hassle of calling up KP and going through all of that?
you seem like a busybody
>>27367210
Nah, it took about 5 minutes of my time to make the claim to both KP and Tesco using their online forms. I just like free stuff.
>>27367295
>I just like free stuff
Get the fuck out of here you kike
>>27367210
>being this much of a beta cuck that you'll settle for a defective product
>>27367344
this guy gets it
preemptiveroblox
>shoulder still aching a week later
>woken up two nights in a row with muscles cramping in leg causing extreme pain
>losing grip in right hand, probably due to shoulder tightness
>gp appointment just got knocked back another week due to "overbooking"
It's up lads, I'm going to die. It's nice being with you
>>27367344
>being this much of a beta cuck and having nothing else substantial in your life that you will literally call a company to complain about slightly unsalted peanuts
Horrible night lads. Had a fitful, fever dream sleep for over 15 hours, pounding head and hot flushes.
Seems to be subsiding now but i'm too afraid to fall asleep. Horrible, my mind was racing - all this from a slight cold.
it's like psychosis
>>27367379
Call 111 you'll get an emergency appointment with a doctor at your local hospital
Ah, hello Mr Anon, come for more of my cheap cider, energy drinks and crisps? Very good sir.
You visit my shop every day, very good customer, would you like something else today? Maybe try some some sweets or chocolates, or a different drink, sir?
>>27367453
Its strange how that looks identical to my local paki shop
Except I don't get cider, sugar free lemonade, 2l for 30k and packet of 20p space raiders master race
>>27367453
>K cider used to be 1 squid at paki shop
>price got upped to 1.20
>go to shop with only 1, unaware of the price increase
>based shopkeep lets me have it for 1 'cos I'm a regular
They are such bros
>>27367473
>2l for 30k
That's expensive lemonade
>tfw need to do normie stuff today and go watch a uni friend do a performance
I had a chance with her ya know and I blew it.
>>27367708
How'd ya manage to do that, lad?
dem pakis gon blow us ups, fucks sake
What do you guys pay for your utility bills?
Gas and electric about 100 a month for me. Someone said they paid 600 a month, I nearly shit myself.
Also haven't got a water bill since I moved in a year ago. Do we even pay for water in this county?
>>27367738
Sort out your water now, eventually they'll get in touch like "hey you owe us 2 years worth of water bills now cough up" and it'll fuck you in the ass.
>>27367738
It's very common for your landlord to pay the water bill. Ask him about if you're worried.
>go on /b/ for some stupid fucking reason last night
>"chav slag" thread
>some americlap trying to act like a big shot, saying he went to the UK and fucked a load of chav slags
>all the other americlaps getting super impressed with his lies
>decide to ask him a question. "where did you go in the UK m8?"
>"Guernsey, the city of Yorkshire"
Why the fuck do americlaps have to lie about such bollocks?
Fucking hell, I know these people on Jeremy Kyle.
I accidentally flushed two condoms together with my cum tissue through the toilet.
Will it come back?
My dad would kill me.
>>27367970
if it doesn't come back in 10 minutes, you're golden.
If you want to play it safe, flush a few sheets of toilet paper which would likely stop any chance of it coming back up.
I did the same with a pair of tights i pissed in not too long ago, toilet cleanses all sins
>>27368024
I hope it doesn't get stuck in between and come back in a few months.
>>27367906
/b/ is the problem there
>>27367970
or worse it blocks the toilet and your dad has to call an expensive plumber and the plumber finds the condoms .......but that might not happen
>>27368197
Oh god please no.
Surely a drain cleaner would solve that.
Really need a poo but I'm going to hold it in so I enjoy it more
>>27367453
wish the paki in my local would talk to me
>>27368197
christ anon, dont startle the poor bugger
>>27367970
also, why would your old man be mad at you for using a johnny?
>>27368345
It has something to do with dragons.
>>27367906
suppose its because they're american, its in their natural instinct to lie or emphasise about a feasable situation
>>27368389
>live in south
>nisa
>shuts at 7 every night
>everything is overpriced and sitll somehow worse than in other shops
fuck nisa
>>27368389
>>27368430
i did not mean to reply to that post
Any of you lads played Rainbow Six Siege? Pretty good game desu
>>27368430
certainly is a pain in the arse living in the south, teabags are about 2.60, could have sworn they were cheaper last time i checked
>>27368430
>corner shop is literally called "Mr patels stuff to buy"
>everything is happy shopper cheap as fuck
>always has basics like butter, bread, milk and some ready meals as well as standard paki shop stuff
I live literally in front of a sainsburys but i still go to Mr patels twice as often
>>27368456
I'm Midlands, teabags are still 50p for home brand 80 bags
Not bad, pack of digestives is still 20p too, and custard creams are 30p
>tfw corner shop is so cheap and literally the house next to me it acts as a second cupboard for my kitchen
Took a day of annual leave today; bored as fuck already. How do you NEETS cope? Might crack some beers open anyway.
>Mate asks me to go out for a drink
>I offer to head down to my local, which is the walmer castle pub
>He says ''can we go somewere a little more classier than the walmer castle?''
I've got a feeling we're gonna end up in one of those pretentious yuppie micropubs or something.
Just as well, he's one of those vape hipsters that doesn't actually smoke, who gets satisfaction from blowing fuckoff vape clouds in your general direction
>>27367453
>>27367482
>>27368465
>>27368477
Despite all the bad stuff we say about pakis, most of them are pretty chill. I've known my local corner shop owner for years and he always lets me have stuff for 50% off because i fix his computer from time to time
I think all britfeelers secretly love at least one paki shop
>>27368538
>walmer castle
K E N T ?
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>>27368543
I think the sentiment is in reality more anti-islam than anti-paki. Which makes more sense, tbf.
>>27366923
12000 words arent so hard to fill up man.
>>27368598
east kent, aye. I live in Deal, dead as anything
>>27368538
I have one of those dickhead friends. There's a working men's club nearby and our dad's both got us memberships (since us sissy boys would never be able to just walk in and get one ourselves)
The atmosphere in there is great. It's 2 quid a pint for almost everything, some people bring their doggos in so you can give them belly rubs, there's a roaring fire when it's cold and there's a good selection of beers and lagers. There's also a pool table that you don't need to pay for and plenty of TVs dotted around the room with different things on.
Anyway recently he keeps saying we should go to the other pub up the road. It's basically filled with wankers from the local college who look like the pic and yuppies. There is only like 4 chairs so you have to stand, it's always cold, there is no beer garden, the minimum price for a pint is 3.50 and they just play shit music really loud.
Scum, all of them.
Who /lidl masterace/ here?
4.98 for 8 cans of lager, why would you shop anywhere else?
>>27368688
because piss is free and a nicer taste than lager, laddie
will admit that lidl is ace on price though
Lad with the fucked up tonsils here again
Felt like death all week, gonna complain to my GP's constantly til they take these things out
>>27368642
sounds horrible mate, don't go anywhere near the place.
>had to come back home to live with mum
>shes paying 37 a month for 20 mb virgin broadband
>21 a month for BT landline
>wants a new phone because shes using a pay as you go nokia bumfuck touchpad phone
Start to look at what kind of deals she can get, holy fuck what a goddamn clusterfuck it is to research you aren't getting your shit scammed
>Apply for job in Ireland
>Screening questions ask sexual orientation
Is this normal?, declaring your race is one thing but sexuality..... (it didn't even have my specific special snowflake sexual orientation as an option anyway)
>>27368688
Closest lidl is way too far, morrisons does the job
>>27368782
Thats normal for applictions, probably in case they need to hire some more diverse people
>>27368782
They're pretty devout catholics in some places. They don't want those bummers on the premises
>>27368782
just say you fuck potatoes
Paddy's will hire you on the spot :^)
Anyone from Lancaster here?
Met this bird who keeps going on about how great Lanny is but I'm not convinced.
>>27368758
my nan bless her used to pay for EVERYTHING on sky
she had a decent pension so she didn't really notice money going out because she always had money on her account
I've had to have a word with a few tradesmen too when they try and mug her off to do the plumbing in her kitchen or some shit as well
Just had a really hard shit lads
I had to actually rub my fingers just above my arsehole to sort of squash it out otherwise I'd have probably ripped it apart. Nearly prolapsed too, it was quite a challenge.
>>27368782
I'm fairly sure that's illegal, like asking women if they have plans to have kids
Post waifus ok
>house literally backs onto a lidl car park
>next to llidl is a marks and Spencer
>Iceland is right behind me
I've you've never done a shop in llidl in your slippers you don't know what you're missing
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>>27368922
This is my waifu and no one else is allowed to call her that.
>>27368922
>you will never doink your waifu
>>27368922
*pats head*
Afternoon lads, any ideas what i should do today? almost getting bored of doing nothing for the past 9 months.
>want to get Senran Kagura for the PS4
>don't want to order it because I want to play it tonight
>too scared to go into the local game shop and buy it
Too many normies work there lads. Normies have no place working in a video game shop
chilling with mah wan wan on the spare room bed :3
>>27369295
Dude who cares, the normies working there are more concerned with how many hours of wagecuckolding they have left than what game you're buying.
>>27369306
Your dog has a terrier face.
>>27369306
is his name steve?
What are you plans today lads? Gonna take the wifes son out to get something to eat in a bit while the wife gets some time to do whatever she wants.
>>27369329
you could be right, she might be mixed breed as we literally brought her for 50 quid after seeing a sign in the middle of a country road saying 'sheepdogs for sale'
>>27369389
her name's not steve no
>>27369430
>her
dropped, shit dog
Poleaboos possible plans for the day, not sure which one(s) to actually try and attempt though
>search for a job
>restart project
>start writing that novel/film script/eroge
>watch anime
>buy vidya
>>27369407
absolutely fucking white male
>>27368688
>5 quid for 3 650ml bottles of Tyskie Gronie, a 5.5% crisp as fuck beer
the three will fuck your shit up - it's like 4 pints for a fiver/
Poleaboos dad just made him call his insurance again
Was punching the wall and shouting at the call centre agent out of frustration
Hitched up my sleeve so he could see my cutting scars
was thinking of cutting right there in front of him
Poleaboos dad forgot his phone
He came back to collect it in a huff and was swearing at Poleaboo in a really aggressive way
Really offended by how he implies it's somehow Poleaboos fault
Where the weebs at?
Overcame the anxiety and bought these. Was going to just get Senran Kagura but Nep was on offer for 25 quid brand new
>Adam Johnson
>>27370155
>tfw want to get a Vita for Persona 4 Golden
Does anyone else just get really angry/annoyed at people when you're walking outside?
I just dislike society alot, everyone's on their phones, everyone looks so mindless.
It's probably irrational and some sort of projection of myself, but I still just don't like society.
>>27370128
i hope you bleed out, waste of flesh
Made a chilli for tea tonight and put it in the slow cooker lads. Rice or tortillas to serve?
>>27370324
gotta go with rice
Why are all Morrisons adverts so fucking cheesy and shit?
>>27370196
I have a serious problem with those people trying to sell me stuff
>Excuse me, do you have a minute?
>Sorry, I'm very busy
then they follow me for a couple of seconds
>Come on, it will only take a minute :)
FUCK. OFF
>>27370625
I like to pretend I'm deaf and throw some random hand signs
They get all embarrassed and leave
testing ban
>>27368922
Megumin and I are actually very disgusted that someone would do this.
>>27370786
what did you get banned for lad?
What would you do if you had 24k in savings but no car, no job and no family?
>>27370196
I hate how smug people look
Guys who walk around wearing the latest trends with their overly expensive contract phone thinking they're hot shit makes me sick.
Working your shitty office pleb job just to buy a nice phone and expensive clothes provides nothing for society, you're bleeding resources just so you can look more attractive to superficial whores.
>>27370818
Live in Japan for a year.
>>27370869
Sounds like a waste of money If you're not a weeb or have aspirations for a secure future.
My old computer chair shit the bed the other week, finally go to staples with me dad and get a new one. Comfy as fuck but fucking stinks.
Not a nice smell either, just stinks of like toxic shit.
Tried cleaning it with different things but no luck.
It's a rough life lads.
I just finished my first shift as a Special Constable in London.
I never knew how much the public generally hated the Police until today. I feel a mixture of anger and sadness...
>>27370884
you cant waste money if you have fun and enjoy life doing it.
>>27370786
wew no ban ok lads story time then..
Wednesday last week mum leaves for dubai. The same day dad falls ill to the flu. Next day we hear off mum she tells us she has been sick and having diarrhea the first 36hrs there cause she bought a drink from a beach-side guy in a mini-truck thing, cant trust those bloody ragheads.
By tuesday dad is feeling better again and i have made him breakfast lunch and dinner every day as he has been bed-bound the entire time. Now i am sick with the flu.
Taking tablets and downing cough syrup every 4hrs. Feeling a bit better today. Dad has been harping on about going to the pub for lunch since monday though.
Told him last night we'd go today because i'm feeling well enough thanks to taking medicine like mad but 1pm comes and he is ready to go out, i tell him i'm not going so he says he's gonna go to the chippy and get some chips anyway but i won't have any.
Just how do i say sorry nicely??
>cant trust those bloody ragheads.
Is it okay to be looking forward to the Lego Batman Movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJyp2LFHgk
>>27371118
fuck off muzzie
>tfw calling the girls on babestation is the only female interaction I've ever had
>onee-chan listening to music out loud
>go to purge
>onee-chan asks me what I'm doing
>"I-in the bathroom"
>ram toothbrush down throat
>further than before
>toothbrush gets wedged in throat
>can't pull it out since my hands are slippy from saliva
>panic about how I'm going to tell my family I have a toothbrush stuck in my throat
>use a dry tissue to pull it out
>go upstairs
>onee-chan wasn't listening to music
probably should stop using a toothbrush and go back to using my fingers. I am really worried that she heard me though lads~
>>27370978
IT'S FOR YOU
https://youtu.be/bPOKZNLhOj8
>>27371171
What do you even talk about?
I've always wondered.
Do you get sexy with them?
How with all those people in the room that are obviously listening and talking to them?
Do you just talk about how well England did in the six nations?
Do you tell them about your cum sock collection?
>>27371399
suffocate on it lmao
>>27370978
'Special' Cuntstable
>>27371422
>Do you just talk about how well England did in the six nations?
I know someone that used to call up and talk about match of the day with them.
>>27370978
>being a professional grass
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Also bizzies aren't liked because you're a nuisance more often than not.
>>27371399
someone put this melts photo up
>>27371537
only got sexy pics desu and i dont think you want to see them.
>>27370978
Was this you as a kid?
>>27371494
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
occ
>>27371494
I phoned up about Battletoads once.
>>27371399
should start using a dildo.
Paki shop reduced the pepsi-max to one pound, lads. Literally no reason for me to go to ASDA anymore.
>>27371421
>>27371467
>>27371522
>>27371595
You must be the people I bumped into today
Think my therapist is falling in love with me.
So I heared its a bank holiday weekend or something.
no post Friday or Monday.
supermarkets opening sunday times or something, I am not gud with outside.
may be warning to people so they don't forget something.
>>27371717
Doubt it lad.
They're literally paid to pretend to be interested in your problems
Guys is it normal not to have had a job by the time you turn 20? I'm not asking because I'm embarrassed by my lack of productivity or anything, merely trying to come to grips with how a potential employer would look at the dire situation. Would this in your mind scream sheltered upbringing or merely sheer laziness?
>>27371812
It would suggest that you'll struggle to adapt to wageslavery and would be gone inside 3 months.
got paid yesterday, what should i buy lads?
is pepsi max the greatest thing ever made?
>>27371706
I've still got respect for the police lad, ignore those fucking children
>>27371963
Yes. Might be addicted desu
>tfw got a new job that requires a bus journey 3-4 times a week
>phone up jobcentre plus to cancel my JSA
>woman on the phone says i should still attend a universal jobmatch training program the next day
>tell her what won't be happening because my first day is that day
>she says she'll put a note on my file
>go to my first day, everything fine
>expect my bennies to go in today like normal
>nothing goes in
>ring them
>"oh, you've been sanctioned for failing to attend a training course"
Stupid cunt wouldn't budge either. So now I can't afford to get to my new job. Fucking hilarious.
>>27371953
Iingerie
>>27371917
I guess I'll have to take your word for it then since this has actually happened to me before. Probably will kill some time and then start a new claim at the Jobcentre.
>>27372003
Why would you get bennies if you're employed?
>>27371963
if you like getting cancer from aspartame
>>27372023
Or lie on your CV
>>27371786
You don't know anything.
oc.
>>27372003
SANCTIONED
>>27372025
You still get paid bennies up to the point you phone up to stop them. So say you sign on on a Tuesday, paid on a Friday. It's on a 2 week rotation, so if you start work on day 9 of the 14 days, you're still entitled to a portion of the bennies.
>>27372103
Well it might be harsh, but if the rules say that you need to attend the course in order to claim, then by not attending the course what did you expect to happen
>>27367097
I had this in London at Christmas, but in a Sainsbury's. 2 bags for a quid or some bullshit I didn't read. Both bags. No salt. Was already on tube to go home so I just binned them in rage. Wish I'd fucking kept them now.
>>27372054
There would be no point. The best job that I can get is probably minimum wage anyway. I only have some GCSEs to my name after all since I quit college midway through.
>>27372003
>training course
how long had you been signing on for m8
>>27367210
Had a mate who used to make up complaints to those freephone things on the back of food packets. He just really liked bullshitting down the phone at them. I don't think he ever paid for a packet of McVitie's Digestives in his fucking life.
He also used to eat all of a Domino's Pizza except the last slice, then claim he found a hair on the last slice and demand a new pizza. They honored it 4 times before they caught on. He can't get served any more.
>>27372074
sounds like someone is in denial kek
haven't worked since the 26th of february because i had surgery, going back to work next tuesday. it was nice to have a month off work
>4 days off work
>nothing to do
>fucking miserable already
What a life lads, what a life.
Any of you lads signed off because they were going to put you on the work program?
>>27372241
Get drunk, then stay that way until Tuesday. That's my plan.
>>27372247
poleaboo m8,if you sign off how will save up to buy cigarettes in prison?
I just dropped my entire dinner on the fucking floor like the clumsy idiot I am.It was spaghettiThe irony is fucking palpable
>>27371720
Not sure if this is helpful but you anxious little freaks probably could do with some guidance over the bank holiday.
I see Asda mentioned in these /britfeel/ threads more than Tesco or anywhere else... So here goes:
General consensus for your Asda Stores:
Thu: Normal Service
Fri: Close at 2200
Sat: Close at 2200
Sun: CLOSED
Mon: Close at 2000
Tue: Normal Service
IF YOU ARE NEAR AN ASDA WALMART:
Thu: Normal Service
Fri: Normal Service
Sat: Normal Service
Sun: CLOSED
Mon: Close at 2000
Tue: Normal Service (Opening at 0730)
Source: Work for Asda. HTH.
>>27372267
I used to do that a lot, now it just makes me more depressed
Might get some weed and DUDE420LMAO with a few films though
>>27372118
Right, so I'm supposed to ring up my new job, and go "alright, yeah, can't work today, got to go on a jobcentre training course." on my first fucking day?
Also, in what fucking world is "I've got a job" not grounds to not attend a course that's absolutely fucking pointless because you've got a fucking job.
>>27372154
About 2 months.
>>27372247
Start cutting in the middle of the work programme. They won't send you on another.
Because shit, dude, you are in no way fit to fucking work. How are you not on ESA.
>>27372347
and what did the course entail to you doing exactly? how many days a week were they expecting you to go there for?
>>27372361
I work 60+ hour weeks
What's your excuse?
>>27372361
If you wait 6 months doesn't your new claim be slated clean?
Who are the best British adult film stars?
My vote goes to Jasmine Webb or Jaye Rose.
>>27372347
>Right, so I'm supposed to ring up my new job, and go "alright, yeah, can't work today, got to go on a jobcentre training course." on my first fucking day?
No, you're supposed to ask for their manager. Frontline staff aren't allowed to bend the rules or make exceptions, their job is to follow processes and hit targets. Even if they could, they usually won't because then it's on them if that was the wrong thing.
If you have a legitimate exception then ask for their fucking line manager, that way the person won't give a shit because it's not their arse on the line.
>Also, in what fucking world is "I've got a job" not grounds to not attend a course that's absolutely fucking pointless because you've got a fucking job.
As above, minions don't make exceptions because it's not what they're trained to do. These are civil servants m8, robots and single mums and people who used to be at better jobs but got made redundant in the credit crunch and are still bitter about it.
>>27372381
3 days, from what I can gather, it was teaching me how to use universal jobmatch to find a job.
>>27371705
That's amazing, that's made me genuinely happy
>>27372406
I'm appealing it, but the first woman on the phone was a sneaky cunt desu.
>>27372328
it's real
original
>>27372405
Didn't Jaye Rose retire because she got upset that guys saw her as a sex object?
>>27372167
just gimmicking desu
thought i'd get more (You)s
>>27372458
keep it on /brit/
>>27372405
i only know of paige turnah
>>27372453
>I never enjoyed any of it, at all, ever
gonna enjoy her even more now
>>27372347
Seriously, am I the only fucker who doesn't get shit when they sign on?
Done it twice in my life, both times with heavy support to find work. In employment within the month of signing on.
One time I broke down and they hugged me and gave me a food bank voucher.
Getting the money was a fucking hassle and I had to fight through the call centres a few times because they can't get anything fucking right at that end, but on the advisor side, I couldn't believe how different it was.
I'm not saying you're all lying, I heard the guy in the booth beside me being treated like shit.
They put me in for a CV workshop once, me and one other guy showed up, the course runner didn't. We ended up with the centre manager having to sign our sheets because we refused to leave until she did (because we knew damn well we'd be sanctioned for "no show" otherwise, we were well onto their bullshit). She tried to advise on some work stuff. The other guy was not applying for jobs that did a CRB check because he had one thing he did as a teenager. He was in his 50's and it was something minor. She acted like he was some fucking criminal. I actually went through how to get his own CRB check with him. IN FRONT OF HER. So that he could know if he was cleared now. (He was in his 50s and it was a drunk and disorderly when he was 18 or some bullshit. Something that's not likely to stay on his record after 11 years.) He openly told her that he'd got more help from me in that half an hour than he'd got from JCP in the last 8 months.
She looked like she'd been smacked in the face.
She basically fucking fellated me out of that office.
Felt. Fucking. Good. Man.
>>27372393
I work full time. This isn't a fucking competition. Some of us are fit to work, some of us are not.
be honest. are asians truly despised in the uk or is it just one big meme?
>>27372679
What kind of Asian?
original comment
>>27372405
cherry torn
>>27372569
If you're 'not fit to work' but are capable of getting on the computer then the internet accessing 4chan and getting irate about not getting free money out of a system you've never put anything into then you're not fit to breathe the same air as me
>>27372691
south of course m8
what part of the world have you been living in
>>27372552
>She acted like he was some fucking criminal.
But he is a criminal? Sorry but I'm not seeing how committing a crime, getting caught and then punished doesn't make you a criminal.
>>27372679
More pitied
I think I'm in love with my therapist.
>>27372728
I won't have to breathe the same air as you if you just stop breathing. I already said I was fit to work. However no one wants to work with someone who might leave a trail of blood all over the place. It's a fucking biohazard.
>>27372733
The past is the past, it's irrelevant. Do you run a background check on your girlfriends to see how many people they've slept with?
Of course, it's ridiculous.
>>27372733
A crime from more than 30 years ago is a spent conviction. A spent conviction does not make you a criminal.
>>27372742
And why is that? Are you saying in the sense that they're culturally backwards?
>>27372785
>this entire post
>>27372794
A criminal is a criminal anon, I guess you're free to murder and rape as much as possible as long as 30 years pass before you're found out.
>>27372732
Yeah but what kind? Nobody has a problem with Indians but a lot of people dislike pakis.
>>27372797
Because they come from a big toilet and are forever cursed to work in tech support while women look over their heads at real men.
>>27372405
Carly Rae desu
>>27372805
Thats not how spent convictions work. You don't get to live a life like you killed someone just because you got caught pissing in an alleyway once 30 years ago.
>>27372834
A criminal is a criminal, they always will be no matter what, those who break the rules can and will do again and will bide their time no matter how long to break the rules again because they feel they are above them.
>>27372776
>cut yourself so you don't have to work
>literally shitting on his own comment
Think you really do need to just sit, breathe (not my air, you're a biohazard) and contemplate how much of a twat you are
>>27372856
I don't think you know how to read. I never said I cut myself. I said he did. I wouldn't want to work with someone who was spiralling into a pit of misery and leaving their blood all over my workplace.
But instead of learning to fucking read, apparently you just learned how to write insults over and over again. Come back when you're literate.
>>27368922
Waifuposting seems to be waning lately.
Probably a good thing given how cancerous we all are.
why are brits so pale, horsefaced blokes?
>>27372847
I have never seen so much unintelligent shite spew into such a short paragraph. Kudos.
>>27372905
Obvious criminal detected.
>I'm not doing anything wronnnnnng forgive me!!
>>27372915
Actually, completely clean record. Never broken the law. I just have some respect in other people and the experience to know that they can make mistakes and change.
But you're welcome to wallow in your pit of self-righteousness if that's what helps you sleep at night.
>>27372889
I'm perfectly literate, you were saying some people aren't fit to work, your example was someone who self harms, a self inflicted injury (something that is preventable)
You suggested he self harm as a response to him quitting JSA because of the work programme
You are dense as fuck mate
>>27367473
there is only one paki shop
the doors are portals
took some mdma last night with some friends lads.
was giggling and trying way too hard to style it out. also the brakes came off my thoughts a bit as well so i'm fairly sure i came across weird. not doing it again.
What should I do lads? Just distract myself and get through the comedown?
Hate to be needy but grimming out about it tbqh.
god i honestly fucking hate brummie accent
Friend of mine-
>Did nothing at school
>Never went to college
>Never went to Uni
>Got fat
>Claimed Scum bucks
>Complains everyday about his life
>Got depressed
>Mummy and Daddy send him on holiday
>He came back
>WOW HIS LIFE IS STILL SHIT
>Got depressed again
>Mummy and Daddy send him on holiday
>He came back
>WOW HIS LIFE IS STILL SHIT
>Is depressed again
>Today asked we where he should go on holiday this time
How do I explain to him, in the best way possible, that's he's a fucking loser and running off on holiday with his parents money whenever he feels a bit sad isn't going to make him any less of a loser or any happier with his life?
>>27372989
>he took MDMA without a supply of benzos for his comedown
Savage, just try to sleep it of lad
>>27372982
Oh... Wait... Sorry, apparently you're literate but don't detect sarcasm.
It was a response to poleaboo, who posts his self-harm activity once a day. Who would probably be better not dying of septic shock on the job and using that time to get some fucking help.
>>27372952
>never broken the law
Yeah you have.
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1984/12#reference-c19237991
and that's without any knowledge of you, just two posts you've made here
>>27372989
smoke some weed lad
>>27373000
He probabIy knows.
>>27373000
He probably knows.
>>27371569
rather have sexy pics of you desuyou slut
>>27373080
>>27373093
What the fuck, robot.
>>27373039
> TCA 1984
> using outdated and repealed legislation
Google harder.
>>27373035
Poleaboo was never mentioned
>he's a real person anyway
Drown yourself
>go to make a turn
>stall my car
>someone behind me honks
Ruined my day lads
>Get chips, peas and gravy
>It's all peas with a tiny drop of gravy
At least they gave me a lot of chips, though.
>>27373138
>too stupid to click the link to the Communications Act that says the same thing
Sorry mate you're a criminal. Face facts, you are required to be put in jail for 6 months.
>>27373192
>being able to drive
wew, check out the normie lads
>>27373080
>>27373093
I gather he does know to some degree, but it seems like he'll brush any attempt to help him aside with a million excuses as to why its LITERALLY impossible to do anything.
I spoke with his dad a few days ago and he said that he's starting to hate him and the family are seriously resenting him since all he does is complain about his life and leech off of everyone around him. They thought sending him on holiday would kind of refresh him.
Should I just cut him out?
>>27373208
If you want me to read the section in the Communications Act 2003 then link me to the Communications Act 2003 and not the Telecommunications Act 1984.
I'm still not even certain which part you're referencing that you think is relevant to myself.
>>27370625
Hi I'm from LoveFilm. Why don't you just put your details into my ipad?
>>27373235
>linked information
>won't read it
Ok. Enjoy prison.
>>27373192
>mfw honking at some faggot who can't drive properly
>>27373237
One of them pulled my headphones out of my ears once. Tore him a new fucking arsehole over it.
>>27373248
>pulling out a stranger's headphones
didn't happen
>>27373227
Just be glad he's not your problem. He doesn't need a holiday, he needs a job so he can get some self respect. Unless you can sort that out for him then there's nothing you can do to help so don't worry about it.
>>27373247
What is it about driving in a car that turns us all into assholes? I do it myself, if I'm stuck behind a cyclist or just a slow car I get so angry I start shouting and swearing, it's remarkable really.
>>27373244
>cites incorrect materials
>does not reference persons actions correlating to section being cited
>thinks people actually go to overcrowded prisons over Communication Act
>constantly throws insults rather than backing up point
>refuses to supple evidence
Shh... There there... Show me on the dolly where the Internet hurt you.
>>27373310
What insults? You were posting obscene and offensive comments which is against the law, right before you tried to claim you'd never broken the law.
Pointing out your mistakes has got you all riled up - hilarious.
>>27373291
I think it's related to the power. I'm always relaxed on my bike. I imagine airline pilots get fucking furious with birds flying in their way.
>>27373331
Where did I post anything offensive or obscene?
>>27373310
>>27373331
>it's an idiots argue over semantics episode
christ I'd rather we were back arguing over whether tilde or shoutanon was the one killing britfeel
>>27373361
In 27372905.
Now please stop harassing me and further breaking the law.
How are we all today gents?
who's grabbing a take away later?
This place near me does this amazing 14" 4 cheese pizza, with a massive thing of fries and a can of pop for like 8 bong
half for tonight, half for breakfast.
loverly jubberly
post your wheels lads
i drive a van identical to this
>>27373517
yes, getting a chinese later. will probably order a duck curry
>>27373416
> in 27372905
>>27372905
Uhh...
>person who-
>sends, by means of a public telecommunication system, a message or other matter that is grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character; or
nope... Not breaking that bit
>sends by those means, for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety to another, a message that he knows to be false or persistently makes use for that purpose of a public telecommunication system,
Nope... That bit neither.
By the way, it's not harassment to refute a point when someone is slandering you in breach of the Defamation Act.
>>27373556
This, but a 64 plate because I am a Nintendo fanboy.
>>27373556
I have one of these, obviously I'm not going to post the actual car because one of you nutters will track me down and stab me
>>27373619
>because one of you nutters will track me down and stab me
with my pork sword maybe
>>27373580
>purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety
Yes, exactly that.
>a message he knows to be false
Yep, that too.
By the way, it is harassment. You, a known criminal, are harassing me.
Also written word is libel by the way, not slander - just to point out your pretentiousness.
this comedown is literally horrible.
end me.
is there a discord up
should i make one
>>27373674
If it caused Needless anxiety, why we're you responding? Why not just leave the page? This is the thing with the Internet, that if something makes you anxious you don't have to look at it.
Its not false.
Fine, libel. Still Defamation.
But sure. I'M the one harassing YOU. Go to the police. I'll wait for them to knock my door. (You know it will never happen).
>>27373570
>duck curry
I've had so many chinese take aways and never had a duck curry. I always go crispy aromatic when i get duck.
Might have to give that a bash
How do I torrent windows 7?
>>27373781
use mu torrent
>>27373781
By downloading GNU/Linux!
Remeber lids, wear the fox, wear the blue, we will come through
>>27373781
go to tpb, or kickass tornts organise by most seeded. download, install, patch
>>27372890
why do you make her go out dressed like that lad?
are you in that kind of relationship?
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