Stupid fap stories

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Stupid fap stories 2016-03-24 07:22:38 Post No. 27366254
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Stupid fap stories Anonymous 2016-03-24 07:22:38 Post No. 27366254 [Report]

Ever done anything stupid while fapping? Do tell.

>summer of 2013
>recently read all of the Song of Ice and Fire(Game of Thrones) books
>really bored so I begin fapping process
>can't get aroused by porn or pics
>brainstorm a few minutes to try and get hard
>start thinking about Rhaegar Targaryen and how he's a tragic character that the entire ASoIaF series revolves around
>get hard
>start thinking about his tragic story
>at this point I'm full blown erect
>start gasping "For his is the Song of Ice and Fire"
>this is a direct quote from Rhaegar
>blow my load thinking about tragic character from a fantasy novel series with tons of sex scenes

Wish I was joking. I've done it for Macbeth and Artorias as well.

Share what you've got, I guess.

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Anonymous 2016-03-24 07:29:42 Post No.27366347
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 07:29:42 Post No.27366347 [Report]

>>27366254
Jesus Christ, that's retarded.

Not footfag tier but close

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Anonymous 2016-03-24 07:33:43 Post No.27366404
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 07:33:43 Post No.27366404 [Report]

The most stupid thing I've done while fapping is try to shove a PS3 controller up my ass.

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Anonymous 2016-03-24 08:04:54 Post No.27366751
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 08:04:54 Post No.27366751 [Report]

>>27366404
lmao

i jerk off in public stalls

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Anonymous 2016-03-24 08:09:06 Post No.27366781
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 08:09:06 Post No.27366781 [Report]

Not that stupid but I've fapped on trains, planes, and automobiles

It's probably my only accomplishment in life

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Anonymous 2016-03-24 08:19:33 Post No.27366876
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 08:19:33 Post No.27366876 [Report]

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>Ten yrs old
>at a movie theater way before the movie starts
>the place is empty
>i jist started masturbating a few months ago, so im kinda obsessed with it
> get horny for what ever reason and decide to jerk off
>i dont have any lube, ao I have to use a mayo packet i had from the snack bar
> comfortably jerk off with mayo and cum on the floor
> a bit later the movie starts and there are people walking in
> by now i have moved and am observing my previous location from afar
> mfw some big black dude awkwardly steps in my jizz and looks down at his shoe in disgust
> i shrug ot off and continue watching the movie.

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euphoria (ID: !!3LLARu5cHfF) 2016-03-24 08:35:07 Post No.27367026
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euphoria (ID: !!3LLARu5cHfF) 2016-03-24 08:35:07 Post No.27367026 [Report]

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>>27366347
>he doesnt fap to pictures of heels
>he doesnt fap to giantess's

kill yourself normalfag