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2016-03-24 06:33:56 Post No. 27365700
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2016-03-24 06:33:56
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>be browsing Facebook, scoffing at the faggots with their shit-tier 3D waifus (It's become a hobby of mine at this point :^) )
>I begin thinking about my queen Nadeko and I suddenly fear a spark in the southern limits of pleasure
>but it's too late, an update from this disgusting wench (let's call her Stacy, as if I care about her shitty anonymity as opposed to my superior /r9k/-blessed anonymity) has suddenly permeated my feed
>"anon really needs to back tf off, he's creepy as fuck and won't leave me alone"
>of course the bitch would refuse my invitation to my harem, I'm far too nice of a man for a slut like her
>it has 20 upvotes and all of the comments are various chads agreeing, all I can see is "ay bb u wan som fuk?" and it sickens me
>I resort to my ace in the hole when I experience aggression from the internet
>I slam my index finger on my worn out caps lock button
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS," you get it.
>no one responds, confirming that I've scared them all off, like the bitches they are
Later that day
>mom walks in
>"what the FUCK makes you think you can just fucking walk into my room unannounced?!"
>normally the first moment I shout at her she's scared off, and usually makes me delicious cheeseburger hot pockets to remedy my anger
>but she's not budging now, she's crossed her arms and is looking at me with murder in her eyes
>"anon, did you make a post on Facebook threatening to kill Stacy, and proceed to lie about being in the Navy Seals?"
>Oh shit I forgot she has Facebook
>"Pfft. No. What kind of faggot do you think I am? I don't have a Facebook."
>"Okay, because I've seen your post. Anon Im putting my foot down, I may have given in and allow you to throw your little tantrums, but they are to stay in this house. The moment you lash out publicly is the moment any ounce of respect they have left for me is lost."
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