Why haven't you bought that onahole yet, /r9k/?
>>27364731
one doesn't simply buy lewd things on the internet when one lives with one's parents
>>27364785
Do you parents open your mail? Why?
Where do you buy one? Can you get a good one for 50 bucks?
>>27364731
I am very, VERY tempted.
>>27364790
They don't open it, but they do see packages.
I used to have an onahole. I watched the mailbox and doorstep every day trying to snag it before they did. I forgot that the US Postal Service, unlike UPS and FedEx, delivers on saturdays. So that saturday my mom tosses me a box with a Japanese customs form taped to it, labeled "health item", and says "What is it, used panties?" "No, mom, it's not used panties..", I reply. "New panties?", asks my dad. I went back to my room and put the thing away and didn't actually use it for another two weeks because of that.
>>27364826
Amazon has a few, but I usually buy from http://en-nls.com/ because they have the best deals on average. You can get some quality manholes for $50
>>27364832
Go for it, it's definitely worth it
>>27364894
Why would I want to buy a manhole?
>>27364868
The fuck man. Have you actually ordered used panties off the web? AND YOUR PARENTS FOUND OUT? Get your shit together.
>>27365023
>Have you actually ordered used panties off the web?
nah, just the onaholeI have considered it though
>>27364980
seriously...
the stupidity....
Get http://www.amazon.com/Sexbaby-Silicone-Realistic-Tongue-Masturbator/dp/B00VV58L40/ref=pd_sim_121_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=412TBKhvlEL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1GDPHM3PE4PJHR31ZX93
If you like that, get
http://www.amazon.com/Authentic-Tenga-Flip-Black-lotions/dp/B01D4WOQAU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1458801626&sr=8-1&keywords=tenga+flip+hole+black
The different flipholes have different inserts which means different sensations. The general consensus is that Black is the most intense. I've owned a black one and a white one and I can confirm.
Black for overall stimulation, White if you have a blowjob fetish.
>go on website
>put a shitload of cock sockets in cart
>fantasize about how they will make masturbation a new experience again
>remember I'm a neet living at my parent's house
>close everything and cry
>>27364785
why are you talking like that?
I read up on the onahole general on /jp/ and they seem like a shitty investment
like fapping doesn't mean that much to me to shell out 70-80 bucks for something that has to be cleaned constantly and even then probably won't last very long
>>27366351
My family is not suited for sexual tension or lewd things. My mom is old and busted, not a Japanese milf.
>tfw ywn live in a anime
