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My dad is marrying this fat fuck. Wtffffff.
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My dad is marrying this fat fuck. Wtffffff.
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>>27363988

What's your dad look like, though?
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>>27363998
Like a normal person. He should be able to do better imo
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>>27363988
You know that people can dox you right?
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>>27363988
M-mom? What the actual fuck
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>>27364022
I have already been doxxed. My mug keeps popping up every few weeks
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>>27363988
Kek, get a load of those big meaty claws
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>>27364017
Your dad looks like a sweetie.

I love your dad.
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>>27364067
Like fucking alien paws
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>>27364067
Holy fuck you're right her fingers are horrifying
OP this woman is a god damn beast who must be stopped
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>>27364017
y-your dad seems like a cool dude
I wish my dad smiled at me like that.
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>>27364017

Yeah he could definitely do better. I understand that once you get old you have to settle for far less attractive women, but you don't have to marry an ogre. Jeez.
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If you decide to kill her to stop this, be careful and make sure to dispose of the body completely. Trolls can regenerate.
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some people think that fat girls are more sexually selfless because low self-esteem. They also give selfless blowjobs and in my experience have been pretty okay at them

I think your dad is in it for the dome, OP
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so is your problem with this woman entirely about how she looks?
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>>27364017
For an older male your dad is actually quite attractive
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>>27364153
Well I haven't met her. So yes
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>>27364153
For what other reason would someone marry another person?
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This gives me a lot of hope. I'm only about a third this ugly.
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>>27363988
Have you ever had sex? Like even once
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>>27364207
Have you ever had non-fat sex? Like even once
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>>27364207
Yes ? Ive had 3 gfs, two serious.
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>>27364207
Oh damn, you really got him with that one
Truly an epic pwn for the ages
Maybe a she-ogre will reward you with some fuk for defending their honor
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Your dad has a fat fetish
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>>27364180
then chill out Sh emight be wonderful, and you're not the one fucking her so you shouldnt really care. You sound like a middle school kid.
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Fucking hell, some 3$ shirt from dfo. Just fuck my shut up etc
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>>27364152
>some people think that fat girls are more sexually selfless because low self-esteem.
not so true. fat women are aware of this perspective and now, since they are women, they think that they always deserve better than what they have
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>>27364017
Your dad looks like good movie dad
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>>27364284
Dude your dad sounds like a cool guy. Quit being a dick.
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>>27364017
>>27364284

>tfw you will never have a cool dad, who stuck around in your life

just let him be happy, you fag. she probably is the nicest woman ever
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>>27363988
Why are you posting your family affairs on the internet, you gigantic Australian faggot? You're as bad as a women.
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>>27364284
your dad is a chill guy stop being such an autist and let the man pork the oinker
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>>27363988
>aori
>Maori

NEW ZEALAND
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Maybe she is paying for everything. chill out
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>>27364017
tell him I'll date him
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>>27365250
This.
By that age after at least one divorce and a dead sex drive, you probably just want someone who isn't a cunt. Like another Anon said, she probably has a lot of money too.
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>>27363988
she probably sucks a mean dick
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>>27363988
Pic not related huehuehuehuehue
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>>27363988
This is literally a monster

look at those monster claws

jesus christ
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Whats the beef? I mean your dad is marrying her, not making you marry her. Whats your deal
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>>27363988
That corona is too dark. Bad omen
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>>27364284
Tell him to go fuck himself for being such a spineless cuck for his "fiance" and wear a suit.
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>>27364017
Just whyy?? Tell him to get a women from thailand or something. He is way too god looking for that oreogre.
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probably cause her vagina feels GOOOOOOD.

the only thing i can think when i see older guys with some fat busted girl is that they don't care about aeshteitcs anymore nay pussy will do at that point.
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>>27364284
your profile pick is a fucking meme

wtf dude? i share in your disgust of the fatty though
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IT'S ALL OGRE

ALL OF IT

O G R E
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>>27368116
I think I am going to anyway
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>>27364017
Looks like a former Chad.
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>>27363988
mmm would bang
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>>27363988
Those hands are some kind of lens distortion, right?
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>>27364017
>this
>robots say he's attractive for an older guy
What the hell. I have far higher standards than that.
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>>27363988

>be old man desperate for poon
>decide to take the plumper pass option
>he'll probably go back to being a "de facto virgin" after the initial post-matrimonial bliss wears off and his life will go back to HELL

nigga shoulda gone MGTOW but whatever don't say anything. people need to learn on their own, honestly, like with drugs.
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>>27364017

Why the fuck do you think your dad cares whether or not his son finds his new wife fuckable?
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>>27364207

>counting fucking land whales as sex

hahahaha oh anon you're so silly! You can't call yourself a non-virgin if you've only fucked fat girls.
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>>27364284

Jesus christ it's becoming clear you're fucking autistic. Stop.
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>>27363988
maybe she's nice
did you consider that
maybe your father isn't as shallow as you are and can look past people's looks and appreciate the person for who they are
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>>27369257
Probably a chill old woman who isn't full of drama and is actually nice to be around

at that age OP you stop giving a shit about sex and just want someone who won't fuck your shit up, ironic that robots complain about all women being whores and then demanding 10/10s
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>>27369281
>not about sex
Then date a guy. JESUS CHRIST it's the only sane option
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>>27364173
agreed, older guys are the best IMO
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