> tfw no sensitive sadboi bf
they're all on xanax and live on edgy humor
I just want a qt thin boy to protect and listen to mellow music in the fog with
>>27363256
do you have any xanax/could you email me some or maybe stims
>>27363285
>email me xanax
>>27363285
no you drug addict I want a sober qt boi
>>27363311
yahoo me a weed if you're a qt gril
>tfw sensitive
>sadboi
>used to be willing to be a bf
Who here /fell for the online bf/ meme here?
>tfw bear
>I will never be cute.
>The only girls who want me are the ones who want to fuck their dads.
>>27363378
I'm with you. It isn't worth it to be honest.
>>27363391
>tfw manlet
>no girl would ever want me
>tfw no burnt out DXM junkie bf
I can't go to that magical world of dissociation anymore
I want to live vicariously through him
>>27363256
>tfw I know a boy like this but he gets his pleasure from putting me down
>>27363418
I guess that's true. I shouldn't feel so bad.
>>27363256
you are gay right because most girls will run for the hills.
>>27363418
I would but only if you weren't stocky
>>27363438
not a true sadboi, he's sad but he's trying to make everyone miserable, a real sadboi just wants everyone to stop fighting and be happy
>>27363496
Even if I were shorter than you?
>>27363256
I've stayed away from drugs since I've seen friends and relatives fuck themselves up. Haven't even touched weed. Hit me up you beautiful ladies
>>27363256
>girls dont want a sadboi gf to curl up on their lap
just kill me right now desu senpai
>>27363391
> t-that gif
>>27363378
Online bf is a joke. Words are cheap and that's all you'll ever get.
>>27363776
Bet ya forgot about Snapchat benis :^)
>tfw sad af but do in fact have a pretty edgy sense of humor
Fug.
>>27363836
I hate edgy humor because most of it is uninspired.
>>27364393
It's fine I understand that it isn't for every one. I just happen to find some darker levels of humor to be really amusing. I think part of what makes it so funny sometimes is how fucking wildly blunt it can be. Like when I said something about this baby that just would not stop crying a few days ago, I said we should just smash it's head in with a hammer. After I said it I laughed, one of my friends made this really shocked face and laughed, and our third friend just looked at me like I was nuts. I made sure every one understood it was clearly not a serious statement. It isn't funny to every one, but I enjoy how unfiltered it can be.
>>27363669
h-have i qualified myself
pathetic
>>27365609
sadboi
>>27365550
that isnt dark humor or anything, that is just stupid
no wonder you are a robot lol
>>27363256
Hi. That would be me. drop digits or skype baby
Drugs are better than woman, drugs will always be there, even when I'm dead
>>27363256
Sadboys won't exist in a year.
>>27365771
are you an effeminate qt
thats me. im a sad bitch
i dont want to laugh at your jokes or even make jokes. i literally dont want to speak. fuck you retard normies
>>27363256
>sensitive
>sad
i wouldn't call myself thin and i don't think i have edgy humor but is there a reason why someone would like those 2 things
i feel like it's a liability especially as a guy
>>27363256
But you don't
You have your pick of them, but you just want to tease us for attention
>>27363256
i moved from edgy humor to self-deprecation
help
>>27366338
this is exactly what i do now too
it doesnt help that i listen to edgy rap music about killing myself daily either
>>27363256
How often do you listen to Bladee? Also are you the girl who was complaining about "stockies" yesterday?
>>27366283
There's different types of people and sadbois. But robots are so black and white. You can be sad without being pathetic and you can have your self-respect without shitting on others.
>>27363256
>I just want a qt thin boy to protect and listen to mellow music in the fog with
You pretty much just described me OP.
I don't suppose you have any contact info?
>>27366449
post glasses blox
>oreki is my spirit animeal
>tfw this thread
He doesn't need protection, he needs a bright cheery girl to push him around and force him to stop being lazy
>>27366416
yeah I used to be all "abloo bloo im so sad" but I got kind of fed up with that so i stopped (or at least i try to)
it's also kind of difficult to express myself in any form because i'm really afraid of bringing other people down and i don't really like it when people are sad because of me talking about some seemingly inconsequential thing
what an annoying feel
>>27366457
>post glasses blox
You didn't say anything about glasses...
i have a weird feeling that i know who you are OP
do you live in the midwest USA
>>27366494
I could dominate. Sadbois need to be bossed around to feel important.
>>27366715
You can't be an intellectual sadboi without them.
>>27366759
Only if Indiana still counts.
>>27366785
ok u arent who i thought you were
>tfw glasses sadboi that isnt aggressive in any way but muscular and not thin
>tfw trying to go ottermode but probably am going to have to starve myself
>tfw everything used to make me get angry but now it just makes me want to curl up in a corner and hide
I hate this thread so much
I'm a sensitive skinny "sadboi" and all this does is remind me I'll never have someone care about me
>>27366785
>she fell for the megane meme
>>27366785
Chitanda didnt dominate, she bugged him and MADE him wanna do shit by acting qt
Girls like her dont exist tho, so guys like me are stuck being grey as hell
>>27366785
>dominate
Can you not call it that? It sounds like it's coming out of a roastwhore who only cares about sex, not a genki cutie who radiates positive energy like Chitanda san.
>>27366851
> implying I merely adopted the megane
> implying I wasn't born into it, moulded by it
I've always liked glasses, even when I was a kid.
>>27366865
I guess not. I just want to see sadbois get flustered when I flirt with them.
>>27366905
PIease go away normie femanon
Go torture another board
>tfw 21
>dont do drugs
>dont drink liquor
>dont even drink coffee or soda drinks
where is my gf.
>>27366933
It's torture for me too. You know how hard it is to find a cute sadboi with no edge in his heart? They're impossible. I've had to make due with anime boys just to get by.
>>27366905
It would only be acceptable if you got flustered when surprisingly they flirted back
otherwise thats lame
>>27366968
I'm sure you think that
Now please go away
I don't need to be reminded that I won't get a qt (or even just average) girl
>>27366952
Off dating and fucking guys who are are interesting and not straight edge faggots
>>27366970
> it would only be acceptable if you got flustered when surprisingly they flirted back
I've gained fetish knowledge
tfw even if you knew a cuteboi who liked you irl you would probably say no because you are cucked by society
>>27367150
would you accept one from online :3
>tfw only attract sensitive sadbois because they like goth gfs apparently
>tfw all I want is an edgy goth bf
>be depressed skinny guy
>parents were different races so I have wild hair and look tan
I just want to be a lanky white dude.. is that too much to ask for?
>>27363256
I used to be sensitive and sad, I'd cry if I needed to and all that shit.
Then depression came and now I'm just really dark, nihilistic, and apathetic. I don't mean the edgy kind of "dark", I mean that if I was in school and a shooter came in and shot all of my classmates right in front of me, I'd probably laugh at the irony about how I was the one that survived, and probably wouldn't even call 911, I'd probably just go home early and sleep.
>>27367173
post clown makeup face
>tfw edgy scrawny weeb stoner
Is there a market for that or am I fucked?
>>27367173
why dont you just ask for one om /soc/, im sure the desperate fucks there would gladly pretend to be goth for a gf
and edge isnt hard to come by
>>27367031
what does this mean?
>>27363256
This is the stupidest post I have ever read.
Die.
