>You got nowhere to run, anon. I'm taking you out for good!
>>27362809
Aim for the head. I don't want to linger on this realm of existence any longer than I need to.
*unzips light saber*
N-no! Don't shoot! I'll do anything you ask, I-I'll even eat you out.
>>27362962
This
You're doing me a great service, gun lady
>>27362809
*teleports behind u*
*slices you*
*teleports back while tipping fedora*
n o t h i n p e r s o n n e l
>>27362809
>kek
originalkek
Jsjsnenennsnw
>>27362996
>has the ability to teleport
>chooses to teleport behind her and slice her instead of teleporting somewhere nice where people won't bother you and you can live in peace
>>27363017
oh...
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>>27362809
>"LOCK" next to barrel of gun
...safety's on rookie.
I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you!
Obey every order I give you!
>>27362809
Fuck... Welp! Wait... What did I do?
It's time gun woman.
heh.. looks like it is I who have caught you...
*eyes glow red and i float in the air and fire comes out of my tail and devil wings come out*
run while you still can mortal..
*begins to charge epic ball of dark energy as i lick my fangs*
>>27362809
Thank you. I've been ready for quite some time.
>>27362809
>You got nowhere to run, anon. I'm taking you out for good!
Y-y-you have pretty eyes.
>>27362809
Is that Akane?
>>27363406
If so
>last minute, pull myself together and rearrange my thoughts and feelings so that my crime coefficient becomes sufficiently low that her gun is forced into stun mode
Or if feeling suicide mode
>start thinking angry, aggressive, evil edgy thoughts so that it's forced into kill mode
>"Go ahead and shoot... "
>>27362809
this is the most creative way anybody has ever asked me out on a date.
>lock
>slap it out of her hands and get dat sweet pssc
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>>27362809
Don't think these creative responses haven't been noticed
>well done lads
>Squat like a slav
>Light up cheap ciggarette
>"G'won then."
