How do I get better at talking to girls?
You know exactly what you need to do
>Anon! You know us girls are people, too. All you have to do is bee yourself and I'll accept you for who you are! teehee~
>>27363103
top fucking kek
women arent people and i could never be gay because i could never fuck someone i respect.
>>27363140
>Anon, did you ever think that you can't get girls because you are so mean to us all the time? I mean, Chad respects me and buys me Starbucks and looks at the stars with me. You won't get in the pool if you can't stand being wet, if you know what I mean - hehe
Practice... by talking to girls.
>>27363234
i love getting wet i just hate it when i catch something in that nasty pool that aint been cleaned before. besides theres a good reason not to get cucked into having a girlfriend. wanna hear the reason?
its because i want to be succesfful and be happy.
a great man once said that whenever you see a happy man there is almost undoubtably a pissed off woman nearby. im certainly having a wonderful time.
>Anon, why are so shy? You seem like a smart, interesting guy, but you always sit by yourself, and never talk to anyone. I'd love to know what you're thinking about when you're spacing out in class, but I'm too anxious to approach you. You really are very cute. And you're not like all those brainless, obnoxious Chads, who only want to get high, drunk or have sex. I want to get to know you. We could go out for coffee, lunch, see a movie, or just walk talk. I just wish you would reach out to me.
>>27362435
There's no magic pill or nothing. Read some books/online articles about general conversation-holding and then apply that with women out in the world. You'll fail a lot and then start succeeding hopefully.
>>27362435
learn to rp
*teleports onto tree branch behind u*
it can really help u talk to girls better :3
*teleports next to u* *u r surprised*
it can make talking fun! ^^
>>27362435
Whats the point anyway, even if you could talk to them, they just turn there face, give short answers and simply cut the chatter and go away.
Personal experiences.
fuck them.
>>27363402
im always thinking about the best way to exterminate every one at school before the police arrive. beta uprising 2016 woohoo.
im certainly not thinking about you. also why are girls on 4chan any other edgelords here to banish these cunts back to hell. theyre supposed to be rotting away in a fialed marriage with chad whilst we the superior intellects use our vast sums of money to clone ourselves and slowly conquer the world for neetkind.
>>27363462
Like this?
> I am hovering above the ground with orbs of dark energy pulsating from my hands ready to annhiliate you
>>27363518
? :3
*eyes start to glow red and blue and blue fire appears behind me*
u dont want to do that buddy..
>>27363518
No. Do not rp. Unless you've given up on girls that aren't 4/10 at best or lower. Cause that's all you'll find doing that cringe shit. If it's fun for you knock yourself out cause that's what important. Just know what you're getting into
this is now a spiderman thread
>>27363472
textless posts are disallowed
somebody said spiderman thread
Being sarcastic and indifferent gets me a lot of lady attention.
Too bad I'm so depressed that I just push them away.
>>27363640
the fuck theres a bunch of text do you not know what those symbols are they are called letters when you punch a bunch together they make words when i dash in some intelligence it makes a post stating a point check yourself
>>27363604
hey! im just trying to tell him how to get a galpal!!
*shyly brushes tail pouting*
>>27363640
werent you on jimmy neutron
>>27363636
Fuck off /b/
Iwjsi
>>27363640
great another mod here to go full auto ban mode on a young developing spiderman thread
Lassen Sie mich an seine Artogansk
please dont ban us for having fun isnt that what sites are for talking or is that a dieng them in freedom of speech.
woman ruin all sorts of stuff prohibition, vietnam riots, aids, and a cucking great successful men out of their property
>>27363636
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>>27363771
no one finds this funny outside of /b/ and r/4chan
>>27363771
faggot go back to /b/
this is a serious discussion board we dont tolerate any hurt feelings here. r9k is specifically for circle jerking each others problems around and around.
>>27363868
good on you having opinions and sharing them with an internet community monitored by jews.
great job
this thread is dead
op had faggot normie question
>>27363462
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>>27363699
Holy shit this is cringey
If I knew where you lived i'd hatefuck you
>>27363345
Wow this is cringeworthy. I can see why you need help talking to women.
How do i get better at talking?
