>start lifting because 4chan says it will help me
>get callus all of my hands
>fap and literally damage my dick with the callus's on my hands from the lifting
It's not an STD god dammit, im a fucking KV.
>get HSV on your hands from touching filthy gym equipment
>fap
congrats you have herpes now
>>27362513
this,
id get that checked to be safe op
>>27362417
Wear gloves you tard.
>>27362417
yeah I'd probably get that shit checked op
>>27362513
I have a home gym and lift at home. New power rack, new bench, new plates. No sweat or shit from anyone else on it.
>>27362417
good lord you're fat
>>27362573
>While masturbating?
>>27362769
what makes you think that?
im actually pretty muscular.
>>27362417
>>fap and literally damage my dick with the callus's on my hands from the lifting
dont know that feel OP, you got herpes.
HEY JIJI
Why do you have a large penis photoshopped onto you hand anon?
>>27362417
>can invest in lifting
>but not a onahole
>deadmans gripping your dick like a fucking stranded sailor
Also,thats a great picture. It took me about 10 seconds to see anything but a penis shaped bulge growing out a man's hand
>>27362417
Wash your hands and moisturize before you jerk off yoi nasty fucker.
Take care of your hands. Get a callous shaver and pumice stone and do it regularly. Use working hands cream or bag balm before going to bed.
Here you can have rippletits handhold you through it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBmiQm4MF4
>>27362687
Would 800 dollars be enough to afford things needed for a home gym?
>>27363486
I bought an adjustable dumbbell set with 200lbs. worth of weight and an adjustable bench for ~$400 total. Already had a pull up bar, but I think those are like 30 or 40 bucks for a good one.
>>27362687
>this commitment
>hurting benis
Man, life isn't fair. I'm sorry about your benis. I hope you get better soon.
>>27362417
I always wash my hands before fapping to get my palm skin nice and wet so I'm not chafing my dick from dry hands. Lotion makes too much mess. And I always rip callouses off in the shower
>>27362417
>being too stupid to modify your technique