ITT post the kindest thing a female besides your mom has said to you
>"hey anon, you've been through so much and you're such an amazing guy even though not everyone sees it, and I'm glad to have you as a friend"
>>27360401
>I'm pretty sure death would be something you deserve.
"Your paper was really good."
She made a lot of helpful criticisms, too.
>"You have really muscular legs."
This was said to me by a woman in her 50s.
I was 20 at the time.
>yes
when i asked her for coffee
"I love you"
Although the best thing she did for me was take it well when I broke up with her.
>you smell really nice, anon
She hugged me while saying this, but it was ironic.
>"Take your hat off and show me your hair"
The mid-50s woman doing yard work really wanted to see my long blonde locks as I walked by. I feel like this situation would have gone very differently if the genders were reversed. She practically demanded. Then she oohed and ahed and I walked away feeling stupid.
>>27360659
i'm dumb i read the prompt as "weirdest" not kindest. I figured all the kind responses seemed super weird to the rest of you robots.
>>27360503
>"you have really feminine legs"
>"you have nice calves"
different women said those.
>tfw your lower body is perfect for trapping, but your upper body looks like a linebacker's
some girl told me last week that i have really nice hair, and that she liked it more than she likes her own hair.
am i gonna make it guys?
>>27360401
>"where is your girlfriend anon, I bet you have a really pretty one"
my 55 year old coworker said this shit to me and it killed me, I called in sick the next 2 days
"I love you" while lying next to me in bed
I lied when I said I loved her back
>I'm here for you if you ever need to talk
I've been told this by two different girls on separate occasions. I know it wouldn't have gone anywhere, but it worries me that I come off as that kind of "damaged" guy.
Some chicks said my dick felt really big. They were groping my through my shorts.
Still a virgin two years later
>>27360695
Ooh fuck.
Aspie labpartner told me she "hates doors." Not kind, but gave me hope that somewhere out there, in the real world, are attractive girls even more autistic than me.
>>27360401
"Thank you, come again."
y-you too
>>27360401
>"Thank you for being you"
>>27360719
Girl told me this once. After hearing about the Paris attacks I was fucking furious 'cause I have relatives in France that could have died. I told her to leave me alone because my anger is mine to deal with.
>"This is the reason you don't have a girlfriend. You're mean."
I took it as her implying that I ought to have a girlfriend if not for my personality, so it felt kind of nice.
>>27360401
"I love you S*** and although I've only known you a month, I can't imagine life without you."
She was the only girl I was ever close to or could have ever dated. Why the fuck did I let that chance slide by.
A girl I knew from church pity fucked me once.
My mom forced me into hanging out with a bunch of the "old youth group" and everyone but me and this girl went to get food.
She started asking me about life and I accidentally spilled I was a KHHV and she took it from there. Is was cool I guess.
Some ghetto chick asked me to smoke crack with her. Almost a year later I still regret not taking up her offer.
>>27360401
"I love you." @$ @ friend
Do sisters count? My little sister (15) once hugged me and told me
>I hope you don't kill yourself
This was completely out of the blue. I don't know why she did it because she normally treats me like trash.
>>27360401
>I really like you anon
>she followed up by sending pictures of anime couples to me
I was a clueless 13yr old faggot at the time and didn't realize until years later that she liked me. She killed herself in junior year.
>>27360843
Because at the end of the day, beyond it all. She loves you. Remember that.
>>27360401
>I love your eyes
My eyes are brown. I knew this compliment means nothing but I pretended I cared anyway.
A classmate at uni glanced at my notes and told me that my handwriting was pretty.
>>27360401
>>Cum inside me!"
I don't think I've ever had a female say something nice to me unless you count "Thank you" as one.
The nicest thing a girl has ever done for me was smile.
>>27360401
>you were right and i was wrong. those guys were losers.
>>27360895
damn bro. thats fucked
"Grrk rrg brrg blll" or "I love you more than anyone" but with my dick in her mouth
>You shouldn't treat yourself that way. I don't know why everyone treats you that way. You deserve better.
>TFW she's gone
>TFW she's not coming back
I don't think a non-familial girl has ever said anything nice to me.
>>27360401
>that is the biggest dick i have ever seen
>>27360684
tough feels man
my bone structure looks like chad but if i take off my shirt you'd be disgusted for sure
>>27360782
How does somebody come to hate doors?
>>27360895
Us street racers don't need girlfriends
>when a person so precious and beautiful comes into your life, you owe it to the universe to give them your all. to love them unconditionally and to always help them grow... i mean love and appreciation go hand in hand for me... i appreciate you BECAUSE i love you. i love you because i APPRECIATE you
yeah
>Your so handsome
I hear this every couple of days from random girls.
Which blows my fucking mind since i think I'm ugly asf. The camera proves it too.
>>27362182
Post face or GT F O
>>27360401
A girl said thank you when I helped her on a math assignment back in high school
I also got mired by an escort I hired a few weeks back. Told me I was really fit. Then again though I was paying her $300/hour so I'm not sure if that counts. I can only bench 100lbs anyway
>where's the rest of it?
when i pulled my dick out and threatened to rape a lady at AA.it was nice in that she acknowledged that i at least had a portion of a dick.
>>27360690
>Am I gonna make it
This is r9k you disgusting homosexual. No one here is going to make it.
>>27362083
>besides your mom
>>27362224
You probably look better than the nasty shit she usually has to fuck.
>>27360795
Clearly she wants the dick.
>>27362254
Nah, I'm a literal 3/10 in the face and a 5/10 in the body. I literally cannot even get a girl to talk to me about something that is not work/uni related without paying her
>>27360690
tell her to put her money where her mouth is. tell her she needs to rip all of her hairs out (not shave, rip) over her entire body, or else she's a liar, and you kill and eat liars. she has 1 hour before you do a full body check, and if you find even 1 hair, or if she goes to the police, it's bang bang yum yum time.
>"You have nice handwriting for a boy"
I write in cursive because I used to be slow as shit taking notes and needed to speed up
>>27362216
Beauty standard is different from Western views
I reside in Vietnam who are crazy for Koreans.
>you changed the way I think about things and I'm really glad to have become such good friends with you in a short amount of time
We don't talk as much anymore. I would consider us more acquaintances now.
"I do."
The kindest thing anyone can say, really.
>you really shouldnt have any problems getting girls. youre so hot
said by my ex
>youre good looking. if you have problems getting girls, it's your fault.
said by my coworker
>i had a dream that you held me down and fucked me
paraphrased from another coworker
>hey, do you wanna make out
said by a girl that was housemates with my sister while we were both drunk
by far, the nicest thing that any girl has ever said to me was
>love you my handsome boy
but that's from my mommy so that doesnt count
>>27360895
Damn....
Genuine Comment: DON NOT STEAL
words don't mean as much as seeing a genuine smile when they see you
>>27360401
Not words, but a kiss on the head. 0% sexual and 100% kind.
>man it's not annoying. are you ok?
after i apologized for rambling too much about depression and shit over text at around 1am. ever since i met her she's been my only friend who felt genuine but recently we've been getting more and more distant and barely talk anymore
>"youre a gift to this world"
probably meant it sarcastically though because none of them respect me or put my feelings above theirs for a second
>>27362795
you sound beautiful. please marry me
>>27362376
pls post face I want to see milky almond
>>27363144
sure. pic related is me
>>27363204
"love you my handsome boy"
you are a sad liar. Bad energy post
>>27360401
>i can't believe you never had a gf
>you'd be a cute girl, anon.
>>27363308
yes because i was seriously, unironically claiming to be erica
>>27360786
>y-you too
lol
Hahaha you fucking faggots
At least someone said something nice to you, you normals
>"Anon, why are you so stupid?!"
>"Urgh so inmadure"
>"I know you have a crush on me but i would never be with you if you are this childish"
AhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27360401
No women has been kind to me. Brb gonna off my self.
>I love you :)
She was 19 and dumb as fuck. I didn't expect it to last and it didn't. Also it was an online relationship.
>>27360401
"You're going to die alone and alcoholic"
High school crushes are overrated tbhfam
>>27360401
>I want you to cum inside me and make me pregnant
>>27360401
>you're too sweet anon, thank you so much
>>27360401
>No quiero dejar de verte, me hace bien venir aca, me hace bien estar con vos!!!
>What can I do to become your personal cumdumpster for life?
This has happened for real in a dream.
"dear you,
you'll probably see this even though you shouldn't be browsing my sekrit gurls club imageboard. so don't read any further if you think this might pertain to you.
i'm so grateful i met you. i'm not kidding when i say it's eerie how similar we are. i feel like we operate on the same level which is why you can understand all of my fuck ups. but you are the good parts of me, not the bad parts. you are the part of me which is completely free.
there is nothing about you that i do not love. i can't explain this to you so i don't even try. nevertheless, you are worth every minute of hell i walked through to get where i am now. i would do it all over again if it meant meeting you. when you look at me, it's like all questions of the why of everything are answered almost instantly.
you are the first person i've cared for. i know that sounds silly considering i've had family, i've had an ex. but it is true, you are the person i've caught myself caring for. i catch myself wanting to make your life as easy and pleasant as possible, i catch myself wanting to make you as happy as you deserve to be. i've never felt like that around anyone else."
taken from a letter thread
>"You have gorgeous skin."
To be fair she was a massive hoe.
Either way I don't talk to her or her friend anymore.
>>27360401
Parallel trial
>>27360429
>>27360520
>>27360659
>>27360695
Sectional study
>>27360744
>>27360782
>>27360789
>>27360796
>>27360843
Final phase
>>27363330
what the heck is an erica
>>27363480
>>27363432
>>27363381
>>27363330
>>27363118
>>27362795
>>27363330
>>27363381
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>>27363579
Parallel study supports analysis
.probable paranoia. Seek counceling
>everytime I'm away from you, I think about when I get to see you again
>>27360716
I've been in that situation. It fucking sucks. I decided not to lie and said that I didn't want to tell her I loved her until I was sure of it, and she ended up fucking crying.
>>27363632
? Mr. Testing, what are you doing
>>27362319
>bang bang yum yum time
anon you have a really nice dick I'm sure you can find another girl
I didn't ;_;
>>27360401
"I love you anon more then anyone else"
Three different women. What whores.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERGFDGIVDVHHBSDHGVNSFVBNUDNVKJVNSKJBNJSFNVJSKNVLJDAKDFGJIAPJFAFJAPODFKDJKAJKJDPAJPDJDGAJGDPPJGDIAJGIGJIDAJGOIJFGUHUIFHUAAUFHUNFUAVNDYFEQGIIWIORIGOOIARUAFFFFFFFFF
>you can be my sugar daddy anyday anon
Most of it's been based around how I look like handsome blonde guys with short hair and how I'm well spoken. So:
>you look like chris evans/dan stevens/ryan gosling
>I like how you talk
I can believe the second one, I've got a pretty nice voice, but I'm not as confident so much on the first.
This is a text from an escort
"Once I'm done with this biz, I'm telling a few pricks off.
I'm never able to say what I think cuz they'll ruin my business.
Srsly, first will be the guy that stalked me.... honestly, you're the best looking guy that's walked through that door at my incall"
"You have a beautiful smile and it lights up everything around you"
I am in love with her
Girls used to compliment my perfect hair all the time.
Of course, now I'm balding pretty aggressively.
>>27362038
>people shouldnt treat him like that, he deserves better
she was talking to another person about me. too bad that 6 months later she treated me exactly the same way everyone else did.
>>27360401
>youre actually alright for a human
>im always here for you
was a lie and she clearly dislikes me and i make her uncomfortable but this nonetheless
>in elevator
>just me and a woman who is about 40
>she gets off first
>right before the doors close after she gets off she says "my daughter would LOVE to date a guy like you" very sincerely
>doors close before i even realize what's going on
This is written in my High School yearbook by a girl
>your friendship is so important, and I'll miss you so much!
>you should start using tinder, youll probably meet a lot of cool people
still not sure what she meant by it desuand no those arent her exact words
"your the best thing to happen to me" yea she regrets it
>>27360401
when i was 8 some random girl called on the phone saying she loved me
I have something really sick I could share here...not sure if I should because it might make me really fucking depressed and cry a lot. Basically for one of my anniversary's of dating with my ex she made me a list of reasons why she loved me. It was 2 year, 730 days, so she hand wrote 73 reasons... Fuck I'm looking now and trying not to cry
>>27360401
>you like better with long hair
Twice
It makes me feel like she thinks I'm cute with long hair
>>27365742
Fuck it here are some
"You are smart and kind"
"I love your laugh"
"I love falling asleep next to you"
"I can be myself when I'm with you"
"I love the way you look at me"
"You give me butterflies in the stomach"
"I love that you are my best friend and I'm yours"
"You are handsome and sexy at the same time"
"I love when you rub your thumb against mine when we are holding hands"
I'm not crying like I thought I would. I think she might be dead to me now.
this tbqh familia
(internet gf)
Women only say those things to control you, retards.
They could literally say all of those to you while fucking Tyrone at the same and not give 1 shit of feeling guilty.
>>27360401
"Do you ever meet certain people that just make you think 'Wow, these people actually exist, and I have the privilege of getting to know them! How lucky am I?' That's you. You're awesome, just wanted to let you know."
Said to me by a female friend that I've known for roughly 7 years, completely out of the blue. It put a smile on my face
>>27365874
That's so cute I could die anon
>>27363380
Damn. Was she rejecting you, or were you just being a dick?
>>27365874
>internet gf
I hope for your sake she's not just a dude....but that "take responsibility" line is sketchy
>I like how honest you are anon
I barely tell the truth most of the time.
>>27365874
>like me... like a girl? :0
>ugh, it's just so embarrassing!
>but you better take responsibility for my burning face now
>>27360401
>"I don't know what it is about you, but anon you really seem to bring out the mother in me, I really want to take care of you"several of my teachers have said this, as well as other older women I met after school
>>27360401
>Fine, here, just do it quickly
my friend let me take pictures of her feet so I could jerk to them
>That's great, studying like that.
>You're very diligent!
>I have a lot of fun during your lessons. Thanks for being our teacher this past year and half.
>other stuff along these lines
Lots of things like this. The women were either much older (teachers) or much younger (students), but they're all a literal ocean away now. It was in a professional context though, so if you mean romantic stuff of the sort /r9k/ is obsessed with, then no, no woman has ever really said anything nice to me like that.
My childhood best friend asked me to marry her a bit after my 18th birthday. It was nice being a couple. Almost everything nice said to me was from her.
>>27365742
>>27365859
Here's the front of the list
I've never shared this with anyone before
>a couple years ago, winter
>walking to my shitty job early in the morning
>stopped at a corner waiting for cars to pass so I can cross
>elderly woman waiting too
>says hello
>I say good morning
>after a little bit she kind of just hugs me
>tells me that everything's going to be okay
I cried. Nobody's ever nice to me and it made me cry.
>>27366000
My teachers all just said that they were frustrated with me. My favorite one was 10th grade English:
>"You're smarter than 90% of the people in this school, but you are nowhere near as smart as you think you are, you arrogant jackass."
>>27366076
holy shit these are some real feels
>>27360401
A girl in high school once told me she liked talking to me because I knew how to keep a conversation. No awkward pauses or things like that. Now it's been probably a couple years since i've had a conversation with a non-relative girl.
>>27366000
>>27366089
Most of my teachers ignroed me. My law teacher said she would miss me and that I could call her if I ever needed to talk, since she'd given her whole class her number at the start of the year, in case. Apparently it took everyone else a few weeks to notice I'd dropped out.
>>27366095
Yes. Or I thought they would be.
I might be dead inside. She broke up with me in January, first gf 3.5 years.
Reasons why:
She wasn't sexually attracted to me anymore
She didn't feel the sparks from before
She couldn't be sure I was the one to be with her forever
But most importantly
She wanted to date her coworker
So fuck me I guess. Never mind I'm fit, decently attractive by most standards, and starting a career in summer and coworker is a skinny death metal loving meme spouting faggot who isn't in school and works in a grocery store
Fuck her
>>27366187
almost every detail about this is similar to the situation with my ex gf, even their handwritings are the same. it's been a year and a half since the last time we talked and she's trying to get back into contact with me to be "friends" again. i dont know if talking to her again would be good for anything other than making me feel like shit again
>>27366187
I am angry for you my friend. All I can hope is that you've learned your lesson with regard to these hoes.
They aren't loyal. Not in 1 year, not in 3.5 years, not in 7.
>>27360401
Kind things women have said to me:
>"You're beautiful!"
>"I love talking to you, Anon."
>"I feel so much closer to you, it's nice."
>"Flowers? I wouldn't be surprised, Anon's a nice guy"2 of my ~40y/o female coworkers said this to me. Weird day
>"Aww Anon, you're so sweet"I got a hug that day from a lady I asked out. Never dater her tho. Feels bad.
>>27366235
Ignore her
Move on like I wish I could. Distance yourself to forget it all and start over as a stranger 5 years from now if need be
>>27366256
Thanks man. I see that but it sucks it took so long for me to see and it had to be this way
>you're not gonna be a fuck up, trust me
-my oneitis
>that's what the perfect kind of boy do
>you are too smart for this class
>he's smart
>his knowledge of is extreme, I expected less of you at first since you seemed lazy but you're potentially genius
IT, English and history teachers. At the time of history one my crush looked at me like she was glad for me except with sparkle in the eyes. JDIMSA
>thaaaaank you~, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
From the time I gave my crush chocolate due some lame bet.
>if I flew over to your country would you come to see me?
From some friend of friend. She was one and only girl I knew to like yaoi stuff. She's from Sweden.
Also was someone's middle school crush when jocks found and read diary of her.
Then the same Chads and jocks thinking I can't hear said something about me looking good or something but lacking exercise. Hope my dead inside look haunts them for bullying me.
>I want you to knock me up, then fuck me so hard you get the baby pregnant, too
>>27360450
>>27361023
lol
ive gotten a few nice compliments but idk any verbatim. the best ones are the small ones that come out of nowhere. the worst is when some flirtatious succubus starts cooing out meaningless compliments even though she doesn't actually like you.
>>27366335
That's fucked up, senpaioriginal content donut steel
>>27360401
A random woman told me I was well dressed.
>Hey, you should take a photo. You look really good! ;)
t-thanks
>You are my whole world.
It's cute.
> You know, I'm really glad you're alive. Everyone would be so bored without you.
I was planning to kill myself later that month.
>>27366535
I'm glad she said that and I'm glad you stayed alive to share it.
That was really moving anon and it just helped me a lot. Thank you.
My teech said I was cute, made my day desu.
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or patronized, leaning toward both. God I miss her.
>>27366567
Glad it helped you man. I can say I have the best friends in the world right now, I would have probably killed myself long ago if it wasn't for them. I can share my story if you guys wanna hear it.
>>27361023
>means nothing
Why? A girl can like your eyes no matter the color, can't she
>>27366605
I'll probably be awake and lurking this thread so if you are up to it feel free.
You're making me cry a little as I realize how much I love my friends too and how they've told me in the past how they care about me
>>27360401
Does it count if it's only online?
"You're gorgeous and i love you", "QT", "hnng lovely eyes, wish i could hold your hand". During the same instance.
Im almost positive they were exaggerating, as im not nearly that attractive, but it was very flattering.
>>27362637
Soul of a poet.
Alright, I'll try my best.
>Be me, late elementary.
>Tall, but really fat, really shy and awkward
>Got bullied a whole lot
> Developed trust issues, zero self-esteem
>Managed to make friends, but never got too attached out of fear of betrayal.
>Eventually develop depression, I heard voices(still do sometimes), suicidal thoughts, you know the drill.
>Managed to slim down considerably so no more fat jokes but depression was still on.
>Last year of middle school.
>Started getting bullied by some asshole girls because I was too awkward around women to do something about it.
>Eventually, they convinced a teacher that I was doing weed because sometimes I arrived to school with bloodshot eyes (Frequent nightmares, cried myself to sleep)
>Got depressed again.
Cont?
>>27360401
>you can fuck me as hard as you want
>>27362142
ronery dlivers
>you smell nice
>you have beautiful hands
>I love your eyebrows
>you're so tall, I like that.
>youre sexy when you do that
>hey wanna sit next to me?
maybe id gotten pussy hadnt it been for my social autism
>>27365460
made me smile
the best post itt
>>27365561
she's lying. she's the one who wanted to date you. but flattering nonetheless
>>27366605
please share
>>27366789
Yes please I can somewhat relate
>"hey can people just stop bothering anon?!"
>>27366256
>They aren't loyal
You'd be right if she cheated on him, but she actually had decency enough to break up first
>>27363683
and you are suprised about that? Half of the betas here would cry a river if the situation was inverted.
>>27366605
It's funny how we can take things like friends (and many a things in life) for granted quite easily, isn't it? After several years of NEETdom and practical shutin lifestyle while slowly weakening the bonds with my friends so I could just off myself without feeling too much like my death would bother people too close to me, and after a nerve breakdown turning my life upside down making me give life one more serious go (thus postponing the suicide), my friends all welcomed me with open arms and even helped me by inviting me to social events/activities with other friends they made, helping expand my social network significantly to kickstart my "new" life as well as help me lose my social awkwardness. Fastforward 2 years and at this moment it would take some very drastic events for me to actually consider suicide again.
All this made me appreciate things we take for granted a lot more, which can help make even a what feels like mediocre life feel acceptable enough to build up from.
I shared with most of my friends my appreciation for their existence in my life, sincerely thanked them. I'd say the best way to show appreciation is by giving back that sense of caring to them, as well as inviting them for activities/events from time to time instead of only waiting for them to invite you.
>it hurts me to see you hurt so bad
Sorry guys, phone died on me when I was writing, I'll continue but I'll skip the greentext. Continued from: >>27366789
So, I got really depressed, asshole girls still harassed me but I didn't do anything. One day they stole my backpack and planted some flour(I'm guessing it was supposed to be cocaine) and a cigarrette to prove to the teacher that I was a junkie. Teacher gets mad at them but nothing major comes off of it. I got even more depressed. Dind't sleep, didn't eat but at school I always behaved like the typical funny dude who made jokes all the time to hide my crippling depression. Decided I was gonna kill myself in two weeks. Before those two weeks ended a girl from class comes up to me and asks if I wanna play 20 questions with her and some other guys. Still shy around girls but I said fuck it, I'm gonna die in a few days so I have pretty much nothing to lose. Had the time of my life, smiled genuinely for the first time in ages. Grew fond of them and decided to postpone suicide for a little while.
Flashforward to senior year, happy, made a lot of friends along the way, fell back into depression sometimes but always managed to get through it.
Those damn voices in my head returned, and they were hell-bent on making my life a living hell. Started getting depressed again. Couldn't sleep, frequent nightmares, lost all of my motivation.
Eventually started self-harming. Started wearing a sweater to school so that people couldn't see the scars in my wrists and arms. Didn't eat, grew distant from friends. Went to class, slept through the day, left without a word. Couldn't take it anymore, damn voices destroyed all the self-esteem I had managed to build over the years. Decided to kill myself on New Year's Eve by poisoning myself with carbon monoxide.
>>27366076
Iktf all too well my man.
Ex once gave me a whole jar full of little notes about things she loved about me. It was genuinely the sweetest thing she has ever done for me, which is also why it didn't work out in the end.
Last part, cont from: >>27367456
Friends grew worried about me, get panic attacks frequently, I even got rushed to the hospital once.
One day,my best friend (the one who told me she was glad I'm still alive) and some friends corner me in class one day. Demand to hear what's going on with me, I break down and tell them everything, even showed them my arms. Panic, now that they've seen how pathetic I am they probably think I'm a loser and leave me. They hug me and tell them they would probably be miserable and bored if it weren't for me, I cried the hardest I ever have that day.
Tell my parents, get into therapy, stopped cutting. Happiest I've ever been. Chosen to give the speech at my senior prom. Got accepted to study abroad and if I don't leave I still got into a pretty good Uni here in my city, and all it took for all of that to happen was a bit of kindness.
Don't ever give up anons, I'm sure there's someone who is glad you're still alive too.
>>27367184
Yeah, we're pretty similar you and I.
I'm honestly really thankful for having them in my life. I believe my way of thanking them is to stay alive and to keep doing my very best everyday. Hell, just seeing them smile at my dumb jokes make me really damn happy.
>tfw I met some chick who was high on what I'm guessing was acid who wanted me to come with her (I'm pretty sure she was DTF).
I didn't go though because I was too afraid. Even if we didn't fuck, if she hooked me up with some drugs it would have been worth it.
>>27367507
That's indeed a good way of thanking them, in my opinion. Much like how I enjoy seeing my friends have success in life and have positive things happen to them, I'd like to think they think the same towards me.
I hope you'll manage to go far in life, Anon, I'm glad to hear you got out of the crappy stuff you experienced in the past.
There was that one girl who complimented me about something but I was too socially retarded to pay proper attention
I think some clothing store worker ladies complimented my looks a couple of times in my life but obviously that doesn't count
>>27360401
>Damn those legs are sexy as FUCK!
Drunk girls weekend before St. Patties.
Literally yesterday a qt at college randomly said she liked my Hoodie.
>I could bench press you
I'be been told that i have nice eyes/hair
>You're pretty much perfect imo.
said by an introverted homeschooled girl who i met on an imageboard
>>27360401
>kind thing a female said to you
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The kindest things I've had said to me is not the kindest gestures I've had done to me.
But there's this one girl (notable features, bleach blond hair and braces) who hugged me while crying and said she thought I was the best thing ever (implying I'm the best guy she has ever met).
Didn't quite see why she'd get so emotional about it. It was at Christian camp so we agree we will meet again in heaven if not sooner than that. What's the big deal really?
I hugged her back and said she was a really nice person and I hope she will be happy in the future (because she said she was depressed earlier). She was holding up the queue and things were getting awkward so I had to push her away by patting the back of her head and whispering that she needs to move on (so cringe). We were all hugging, most were hugging me very hard, not all of them. Not sure what most of them felt about me really.
But yeah, there's been better gestures still. It's a very nice thing to say but really she has had a shitty life so it somewhat degrades the experience.
>>27360401
"hey, I like you." -popular blonde stacy
>chads everywhere
i got complimented on my dick and ass but nothing more after getting laid
you need to kys if you cant get laid while having decent features (face hair eyes)
Good thread, does my sister count she said "you're the best ever" on my birthday when we went movies
>I would probably date you anon
we never dated, its been months since we talked.
>>27360401
>I love you and I want to be with you forevermore
>>27360695
this always gets me when women say this
>>27368988
Also one girl once told me that I was cute because I looked feminine and that I would make a cute girl.
>you're pretty feminine, anon. You'd make a cute girl.
I'm not sure what to think about that one.
>>27368988
>i would date you
>but.... i'm too busy cherrypicking through my hundreds of options, looking for the best one, sorry ^,^
>>27360401
>You're kinda cute
That's kinda a compliment
>wow anon you have really nice eyelashes, I wish I had those!
JUST
>i love you
>tfw i never said i loved her back
>You have really beautiful eyes
Some Stacy who my friend was talking to back in high school went out of her way mid conversation to say this to me.
>I love you Anon, you're my emotional boyfriend after all. I'll be back tomorrow morning, don't forget to pay the rent!
My girlfriend just said that as she went over to spend the night at Chad's place, I love her so much.
>>27360401
My mom's close friend would frequently (and still does occasionally) hit on me in completely not-subtle ways.
>hey anon, you're hot
>you're sexy
>do you have a gf?
>we should meet up some time, just the two of us
>do you smoke pot, I can roll us a joint
She's a pretty solid 8/10 too, but
>single mom
>frequently posts on facebook about how she wants a man to help raise her son
If it weren't for the fact that she was obviously trying to trap me into raising her son, I'd have gone for it a long time ago.
>numerous compliments by my gf about everything (looks, intelligence, personality etc.)
>group of black girls were passing me on Paddy's day and one of them called me "great looking"
>after a play, a friend's mother told her that I was "really handsome"All within the past seven days
>you're cute anon, if you were fit you could get any girl you wanted
And if i had wings i would be an airplane, bitch.
>>27360401
>I I had to put my hands on fire to make you happy I would do it, because what I want is to see you happy.
I was lovesick for another girl and ignored her approachs. Lost contact with her after some time, and I still regret it, every fucking day of my life.
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>>27369104
you could probably fuck her without having to raise her son m8
>>27360401
>you have very pretty eyes
That's the only one I can think of and that was like 7 years ago, I guess my sister might have said something nice about me too
March, the letter, it was in March. I came back to Ames in mid Feb. and i was never able to see you, keep my word, or be the person i said i wanted to be for you. i became such a mass of disappointment, anger ensuing thoughts, only to cause white knuckle cancerous cartilage as you tighten your fist, lead by the thought of my putrid name and the unsavory imagine of my face, and cackling of my wicked voice.
i'm ashamed. as i should feel. but i wont cause such pain again. My soul cant handle such venomous deception. i have dreams of cutting my tongue, sewing my mouth shut, ripping out my eyes so not to look upon such innocence but more so, for those of such angelic demeanor to see into such dark abyssed pits and finally daggering deep into my chest, savagely at the chamber that keeps my heart and let it drain the black that filled it, then i hand you the knife and you say its for the best. and then everything fades to black. i long for my death but not as much as i long for your eyes to not gaze upon my in pain, anguish, and anger...i might as well be dead already. Live beautifully as you do.
>I'd hate working here a whole lot more if you weren't around, anonshe's engaged
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>>27369100
>>27369490
>tfw have been complimented on my eyes multiple times by multiple different girls
>once I was complimented on my eyes by a gay guy
I'll still probably never get a gf because of my social ineptitude, but I guess it's nice to know that I have at least one attractive feature.
>Have a nice day!
Every girl that has ever worked behind a counter ever
>>27360401
"Anon, you're too pretty to go to prison."
>>27360401
>She really wants to date you, your not good looking so it's not like you could get anyone else
It's good knowing at least someone wants me.
>>27360401
You're very punctual.
- boss 5, seconds before firing me
Fuck you, bitch
Hope you get shot
"Anon... you're honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me."
She died in a car wreck the next week coming to bring me dinner because I was working late. I'm in such a daze I honestly can't feel anything anymore.
>>27360401
"I like your shoes"
>>27360401
>chad leave anon alone
She literally said that
Still hurts
I hate every single one of you normalfags.
Why do you so desperately want to torment us like this?
You have the entire world and the majority of the internet for yourselves, why do you need /r9k/?
>>27360401
>"knock me up anon!!"
You have good handwriting for a boy. Said by my former professor at Uni. I'm autism.
>>27360401
>trying to break up with this hoe
Me: "you need to find someone that makes you feel funny in the insides every time you're near him"
She:"But you're that person to me, but as a friend!"
>argue for the next 2 days about how she needs to find someone better and blablabla
Fucking roastie
nice "feelings", faggots
>>27360401
>I will always be your friend but all I want to say to you right now is FUCK YOU
this wasn't the nicest thing but I most definitely deserved it and it ended up being a good thing
>>27360401
your really special anon, i love you
>"you are the most thoughtful and kind person ive talked to"
said by someone i friendzonedno fat chicks thx
>I missed this (getting dicked by me)
>I love you
>Youre an attractive guy, youre just not my type
said a co-worker, after I tried to hookup with someone and got rejected. I've never been good enough I guess
>you're hot
>heey cutie, give me your number
Fat girls on the street while I was going to the gym, both in the same day. I just autistically ignored them.
Now i don't even go to gym anymore.
>>27360401
>"your handwriting is nice"
>you have a nice voice
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>>27360503
>"you must have really strong hands"
Some lady in her 40's or 50's when I was holding several jugs of Tide or something in each hand as I put them on the shelf at work years ago.
>"you have a good voice, you could go into broadcasting"
several people over the years
still a manlet who barely registers on their sexual radar on a good day tho
