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>tfw been cheated on by guys twice already
Worst part is they both gave me this shit-eating grin when they got caught. What the fuck is wrong with men? Do they have no shame?
That implies that women don't do the same.
>>27360249
That grin means you were the backup bitch that he could fall back on when the prettier girl broke up with him. I know that smile all too well.
>>27360249
>two people suck dick
>therefore everyone sucks dick
People are in general shit regardless of gender
>>27360249
That's what you get for being an ugly bitch op.
Women shit on us for being a little awkward sometimes well here you go, women can have their faults too. You fucking deserve it.
I'm sorry you had to go through that ugly experience
On behalf of my gender, I offer myself as your bf and pledge eternal loyalty to you
Seriously OP, why the fuck does it even matter?
Do you really think it's as earth-shattering for your chad to be fucking around a bit as it would be to a guy who literally got cuckolded and tricked into investing his resources in another man's offspring?
I don't think you can even compare the two. You're playing cuckold on easy mode. Makes me hate you for bitching about your little boo boos.
>>27360249
>this thread again
It doesn't matter how hard you try, this board will keep hating on you girls for how apathetic sluts you are.
Also, there are no "fembots".
You're just attention whores.
>>27360410
No deserves to be cheated on. It's such a cruel, selfish and dishonest act.
>ITT sweeping generalizations about both sexes
>>27360433
Doesnt it get warm with that Fedora in summer?
>>27360495
Not true, if I had been dating someone for a year or so and we haven't fucked yet, I'd start cheating desu.
>>27360525
This get ready for some outrageous claims
>>27360249
You are right, no shame.
>>27360551
>dating for a year and not fucking
make that like a week
>>27360249
>Do they have no shame?
You objectively have bad taste . . . unfortunately.
I actually got caught cheating by my first ever GF.
She screamed and cried, I was pissed at first because I was hoping she would storm out of the room and I could then finish, but no, she hung the fuck around until I had to drag my dick out into the cold fucking air.
Cunt.
I laughed about it later though because I realised I could tell that story to my friend and he'd laugh.Here's a tip, if you treat women nicely, they'll kek you. Op would have, if she wasn't punching above her weight class already.
Here's a tip OP, I'd you don't want to get femcucked, start punching downwards for guys lower than you.
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>>27361341
>this fucking post
You're trying way too hard
>>27361393
>respect le women
I bet you have a sub 6' home skillet.
>>27360249
When that happens, you go lesbian.
What is this symbol?
> have a crush on jenn wasner
> she and I are straight and thus will never be together
> have nightly moments where I miss my oneitis and imagine we're together and I get mad and sad
> years of avoiding people has made me uncomfortable when anyone wants to get to know me, even when I reach out, I deeply regret it because now you have a possible future with this person for better or worse
>>27361968
Harry potter death hallows symbol thing, or something older, look it up for me
I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday.
>got blocked on everything
>he sends " Take care Anon! Good luck in the future" at 9:17 PM
>his attempted suicide
>cry non-stop for hours
>constantly googling his name to see if his body was found
>constantly checking news in his area
>take sleeping pills to make it through the night
>wake up
>text friends that still have him on bookface and ask if he's been online
>"yea he was online 20 minutes ago"
>>27361884
If only that was a choice
>>27360249
omg.
THE SHIT EATING GRIN IS SO TRUE.
I GOT ONE TOO AND I HONESTLY NEVER REALIZED IT WAS COMMON.
SHIT.
>>27362862
Girl I've been talking to hasn't respond to a single thing I've said to her in four days.
I want to believe she's just busy.
>>27360249
Bf of 10 years I have been completely loyal and caring to wont propose or have a baby with me , I'm 29 this year and starting to give up on our relationship , all he does is play Ark all day and night , thinking of becoming a nun
>>27360551
>no hymen no diamond
>if I had been dating someone for a year or so and we haven't fucked yet, I'd start cheating
And this is what made me give up on men altogether. OP, if you're decent looking find a sugar daddy or a paypig online who will give you money and gifts for virtually some pictures. It's like a relationship except with hardly any of the downsides.
>>27363088
just have unprotected sex and have his child. He'll be forced to grow up and marry you
>>27363088
Too scard he will hate me and the baby if I do that , I don't have friends or much of a family so I would need his support , just really want a baby by the time Im 35 , also my mum is ill and one of her wishes is to be a grandma before she dies , getting upset about this , I have given him al my youth and love and all he cares about is games , I am happy he has a hobby but I crave attention somtimes , I do everything for him , cook , clean , give him massages and wash his clothes , thinking I am going to call it quits by the end of the year , I love him but starting to give up , its also not fair on him if not ready , life sucks
>>27360249
it's not a big deal if a guy cheats though
>>27360249
>Worst part is they both gave me this shit-eating grin when they got caught. What the fuck is wrong with men? Do they have no shame?
We realize that you prefer sexually successful partners that don't need you so as long as we own it and don't go all beta we come out ahead.
>>27360249
>dating scum
lol nice going fucktard
>>27363088
I'd be happy to nut inside you on his behalf, no one's gotta know
>>27360249
Is it cheating if I let a random bar skank suck my dick and nothing else?
>>27360249
You sure can pick 'em, honey.
>>27363367
If you are a virgin usually the guy will understand and will have sex when you are ready. so yeah. if they dont, then they just want sex, leave them.
but... okay lets say you aren't a virgin , and a guy you date accepts that, if you don't have sex with him within a year that says a couple of things about you, like you don't find him attractive or he might be your back up boy. Saying you aren't a virgin and not having sex within a year, the guy will starting thinking omfg this girl doesnt desire me enough like the guys she's been with before, something is wrong with me, im not good enough for her, i need to move on, and find something else. Guys have insecurities too, and you have to remember this.
>>27364721
>If you are a virgin usually the guy will understand and will have sex when you are ready
LOL
>this is what robots actually believe
>>27364781
You are hanging out with the wrong people, or those who have been in way too many relationships then. if you cant find a person that places that much trust into you.
Men get cheated on too. I just think that the people you dated in particular have no shame. A few questions, do you find these type of men attractive? What sort of attitudes drew you to these two in the first place? Did you know of their histories with women?
>>27360334
completely agree, my good sir *nods reverently*
>>27360249
>had bfs
Not a bot, kill yourself
>>27362862
>had bf
Not a bot
Hope you kill yourself
>>27363088
Kill yourself normie whore you aren't a bot
Fuck these normie threads
Everyone here needs to fuck off to >>>/soc/
If a male is attractive enough to get casual sex he will 100% cheat when given the opportunity.
The only men who don't cheat are the ones who can't.
>>27360249
>get cucked
>blame others instead of yourself
>hmmm i wonder why you get cucked
People suck. Gender and race don't mean shit desu
>she fell for Chad
Serves you right. Life sucks and I don't look for a gf because they would at best want me for sex. I'm boring but tall and got an average face, couldn't care less about virgin hunters.
Maybe if you bitches weren't so difficult to fuck guys wouldn't be so eager to cheat with the first side pussy that becomes available.
Maybe if you didn't all boyfriend 8/10 studs who already had many options to begin with then you wouldn't be cheated.
>>27364944
>The only men who don't cheat are the ones who can't.
Unfortunately, I have to agree with this
>work at clothing store
>5 for 25 deal on panties
>have spent over $100 in panties since i started working there
>still want more
i just think theyre cute
>be me
>be sick
>all I wanna do is pin my oneitis down and spit inside his mouth so he gets sick too and I can take care of him
>>27360249
Top Nut Deliverer
>>27366977
kinky penis creampiechequed
>>27366969
want to be my cute pantie gf?
>>27366973
gross
>>27366973
this is why Zika is spreading
>>27363367
>tfw dating gf for a year and 9 months now
>never fucked once
>her vag is too tight/small and it hurts too bad
>she refuses to see a doctor
>only recently she thinks she has vaginismus
>mentioned doing kegels to me
>has never brought any of it up again and we've never tried fucking
>also long distance
J U S T
U
S
T
>running after chaddington mcfaggots
you deserved it dumb whore
>>27366969
Why haven't you started selling them? There is profit just waiting to be had
>>27367057
because i like wearing them anon
>>27367062
Cute panties are tools to collect either attention or money from other people (mostly men). You're not using them right
>>27366973
tell us about your oneitis femanon
>>27366969
post skype femanon bot
tfw no femanon to read me bedtime stories
>>27367093
>yearning for a mommy figure
grow up
>tfw an actually nice, funny, smart, etc. guy appears to be into you
>tfw you want to say yes if he asks you out
>tfw you know you're a mentally ill piece of trash and you don't want to inflict yourself on him and his perfect life
what do I do
>>27367128
You get the fuck off my board normie whore and post this on /adv/ or /soc/
A bot would never have anyone interested in them
>>27367112
why don't women have to grow up when they want a daddy dom
i want to be a mommy gf
>>27367140
Male robots typically do have women interested in them, they're just not pretty enough to count as real people to you
>>27367128
he doesn't care about your mental illnesses as long as they don't reach your pussy
>tfw robot and talk to fembot
>sometimes have comfy conversation but when I bully them (im a rude dude cause thats the comedy that I learned to become accepted by people) I always have to bank on them being a girl
I just want to be friends with some cool females I know, but its hard to talk to them like I do guys.
What are some things that you fembots notice when a guy talks to you. Not obvious shit like "LOL U R A GIRL ????" but like more subtle shit that we might do that makes you uncomfortable.
I just wanna be comfy
>>27367140
>i want to be a mommy gf
pick me pls
>>27367033
that is SO sad.
>>27364944
If I was a 10/10 Chad with a gf I would still turn down all propositions for sex from other people.
It's really not hard to be monogamous unless you're a fucking chimp.
>>27367140
im about to go to bed, if you wanna read me bedtime stories pls respond with contact info in the next two minutes
>>27367201
>If I was rich I would still choose to live in a mud hut
>>27367191
at least neither of us has cheated :')
>>27360249
you fucking cuckolds get your shit together
SAGEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://strawpoll.me/7169612
>>27367156
don't lean in so close. Please respect my personal space.
If a guy cheats on you with another girl, it's probably just because you weren't around and she also had a vagina. She can look worse and act like a stupid bimbo, it doesn't matter. If no one was around he'd masturbate to porn instead, same thing.
I don't get the impression that girls ever downgrade when they cheat on someone. Basically they're the ugly stupid bimbos who take the oppertunity to get fucked by Chad when his girlfriend is gone for a week. They ignore their own boyfriends sexual needs because they want to stay tight for Chad.
Mind you that's not how all girls act, that's how cheating whores act. Don't accuse me of misogyny, most people don't cheat.
>>27363367
>puts words in someone's mouth
>"I've given up on dating because of this"
It'd be nice if girls actually did this. Because I'm pretty sick of the fights were having over things that never happened or could reasonably happen.
>>27367522
Fairly accurate. Women don't have the same type of romantic desire as men. Men have emotional desire and sexual desire largely separate. They can be combined of course, sex can still be an intimate act. But sex can also be just sex. For women it's just not the same. If they cheat they didn't do it because they wanted a dick in their hole. It was because they wanted someone they thought were better than you that they could have, or it was an attempt towards that end.
So cheating is poorly understood. Sure, it's still something you agree not to do and one of you did anyway but in men's case they're usually cheating on you with a masturbation tool. With women they're cheating on you with another man or the image of a man.
Men watching porn don't like their gf/wife less. Women reading Twilight most certainly start to hold higher standards for men. It's plainly obvious when you look at these groups and their interactions.
>>27367522
If a girl cheats on you with another guy, it's probably just because you weren't around and he also had a penis.
>crush on shy autistic robot but he makes 0 effort to flirt w me
>confident autistic Chad likes me but I can't return those feelings
Why must god hurt me like this
>>27366977
Top cock massacre.
Metal.
>>27367635
Flirt with chad to get robots jealous. It's the only way to make him take action.
>>27367201
It's just not possible to say no to a cute girl with that lust in her eyes. If you never know that feel then you will be faithful.
>>27367635
>confident autistic Chad
Bullshit
>crush on shy autistic robot but he doesn't make a move
Also bullshit but hypothetically there's no reason for you not to do anything. Go for it you entitled bitchboy.
That's what you get for going for Chad and only Chad instead of a fellow anon.
>>27367652
I don't want to hurt him though, I really like the robot
I wish he talked with me more, because I speak with austistic Chad pretty much all day but I don't want to hurt him either
>>27367669
I do try to flirt, but I'm awful at it. It would be nice if he did so I'd know if those feelings were reciprocated, or at least gave me SOME sort of sign. I'm not entitled to anything.
>>27367635
If he's shy and you like him because of it, obviously you're the one who has to make the first move.
>>27360249
Cool, I've been cheated on twice by girls. I found both them to be more apathetic than shit-eating though.
How severe of trust issues did you end up with?
>>27367701
He knows I think he's cute, pretty much met him by begging to be his gf. But you're correct.
>>27360433
gtfo of my gender
>>27367676
>autistic
>Chad
Pick one. Seriously, what?
>>27367691
>bad at flirting
>>27367716
>begged to be his gf
Hypothetically you're friendzoned. Just push harder so you get rejected for real. Will be a learning experience. Alternatively since he's so autistic he didn't get it.
LEAVE NORMIES GET OUUUUUUUUUT
>>27367775
Rip I just want him to love me, but it's pointless. What do I learn from being rejected? ;_;
>>27367800
What being rejected is like. How he responds. Maybe he will even tell you what's wrong if you ask him. Maybe you can improve yourself.your desperation is making me quite horny desu
>>27367800
Sometimes you need your heart crushed to make you less idealistic, or something.
Alternatively just try again. I remember a girl asking me out way back in 7th grade whom I turned down out of shyness. Then I spent the next few days fantasizing about her and would easily have said yes had she asked again.
>>27367809
But I mean, maybe I can just become the kind of girl he likes and I won't have to be rejected. I don't know what I'd do knowing I missed out on someone like him. Since I'm just as austistic as he is, we should be perfect, right?Uhh... OK
>>27360249
>she has a sexual and social life, try to dump the shit in r9k for attention
Womans literally cant be robots
>>27367829
You're right. This is really helpful advice, Anon. I'm just scared, and things will probably be awkward if I did ask him out. That's a risk I'll need to take then... :^(
This is the norm today, cheating in relationships, most cases it's since they believe that the grass is greener on the other side.
I'm a failed normie, had 4 gf"s that all cheated, the best reason one of them had was " arent you ever jealous? ".
>>27360249
It's hilarious to read all these threads that robots make about how faithful they'd be and how women are degenerates.
The only reason you'd stay faithful is because you'd literally have no opportunity to get laid elsewhere. When your miracle girlfriend leaves you, you're going to retract back to being a virgin.
Men are just as degenerate as women. Even more so, most of the time.
I say this being a man.
>>27367615
So call him and he'll run over to fuck you. If he doesn't then yeah go for it.
It's not okay if you were the one who insisted you'd be apart for the evening, if you were going out with "the girls" and he wasn't welcome. You can't intentionally create perfect opportunities to cheat and then pretend it "just happened", And if it ever does "just happen", you should learn from it. It can't happen again a week later, with the same guy, at the location the two of you agreed upon in advance. That's cheating.
>have to go to doctors appointment
>put on large winter jacket that can be used to hide my face (helps with anxiety)
>wear my own knitted hat for the first time
>covers all but a tiny bit of face
>mom tells me it's ugly
>can't wear it anymore
>have to go with hair that's far too long and unkempt
>bus driver looking at me weirdly despite me not having hid my face yet
>get to the doctor
>cute boy in the waiting room
>both want and don't want him to hit on me/talk to me/do anything to me
>he ignores me completely
>realize were probably here for the same reason so we're probably related, distantly but still
>doctors appointment done
>had to fast so go to subway
>cashier isn't attending because it's early in the morning
>wait 3 minutes then start speaking loudly to myself (dunno why I didn't yell, I must have seemed insane)
>5'0" manlet
>quite happy because it's easier to not care about the opinions of people you don't respect
>order
>tells me he's surprised I ordered a foot long, didn't think such a slim girl would order that
>brush his nasty comment off with a "whatever, just give me chicken teriyaki, salad, tomato, hot cheese and red onions"
>leave money on by the cash registry and sit down
>"A-are you going to eat here?"
>give him an annoyed "yes", I'm already sitting down you moron
>serves my food and water to me
>"e-enjoy"
>don't answer
>leave when done with food. Leave tray right there, he has nothing else to do since the place is empty
>anxiety hits me when I open the door
>the sanctuary that subway is has revitalized me but the burdens of this social world is already weighing on my shoulders
>go look for a place to have my hair cut
(1/2)
>>27364944
Not true at all. Maybe we will flirt and joke about sex, hang out at night. But not cheating.
It all depends on how the main woman acts.
>>27364944
men who don't cheat can't cheat because good men are unattractive to women
>>27367957
How the fuck is a guy supposed to know when a girl wants him to talk to her? 99% if the time it ends in ridicule, disregard, and crushed self-esteem.
>>27367957
fuck off, Tomoko.
>>27367957
I love you. Please finish your story
>>27367957
cant tell if bait
but most fembots here are delusional and entitled enough to be like this
When will those threads be a bannable offense?
>>27367957
>find a hair salon
>turns out its a Barber when I enter
>too late to back out
>proclaim in an awkwardly loud voice (I can't control it)
>"Do you have drop in?"
>older gentleman scoffs and looks away
>the man cutting his hair says that no they don't but they have an open slot in an hour
>far too long but it will have to do
>go back to subway and have a water
>manlet says "on the house" with a 'kind' smile
>clearly only want to get in my pants
>leave without a word
>sit on a bench and enjoy my water
>enter the barbers about half an hour early because I'm bored and they have papers
>read about the bombings and several letters to the editor that are straight up retarded
>local paper so I take pictures
>Barber comments on how I'm awfully early, too tried to be polite so I just concur
>my turn, lady with a mean frown does my hair
>doesn't even ask what I want
>can't really complain because too afraid to talk to her
>look like a tomboy by the end
>doesn't really matter, it will grow out in a few months
>pay and leave for the bus station
>close my jacket and sit there. Probably look like a boy now with that hairstyle and big jacket
>just listen to music
>this punk girl comes up to me and wants to talk
>ignore her as if I can't hear her
>she's talking
>she eventually expects reply and touches my arm
>I recoil in horror
>give her an angry
>she looks at me with sadness
>assume old position
>she turns away from me and I can hear crying
>God damn Stacie, grow a pair
>laugh to myself at the thought of a girl with testicles
>she gets up and is mad as hell
>yells at me and has very hostile body language
>sit there and take it
>say sorry
>"oh you're a.."
>"sorry"
>get on bus
>sit in the front so I can't see her
>get home
>cry in bed, so scary
>eat then fall asleep at 17:XX
>wake up 5:30 next morning
You robots don't know what it's like to have people talk to you when you don't want to.
>>27368088this story is entirely true, except I'm a guy, gender swap on the bus girl (thought he was gay though), hair stylists instead of Barber and instead of the news I had women's magazines to read. The boy in the waiting room was a girl, I was hoping she'd be assertive. Subway guy was a ugly fat girl they probably only have working in the back normally, commented on how I'm skeleton rather than actually flirt clearly. Added the 'whatever' to that line. I do wear a large jacket for those exact reasons and I could handle myself far better like that.nobody seriously thought fembots were a real thing did you?
>''>tfw been cheated on by guys twice already
Worst part is they both gave me this shit-eating grin when they got caught. What the fuck is wrong with men? Do they have no shame?''
wtf those whores, aren't they ashamed of calling themselves fembots?
fuck off whores
when will these threads get banned
go to soc for attention or adv if you need a hugbox
>>27368121also guys in the Barbers were girls just to be clear feminine guy cut my hair and gave me some kind of weird shit haircut which I later fixed at home. Short on the sides and long at the top
>>27368073
Entitled means to have a title or just claim. You want to say they *act* entitled, like a commoner acting a noble; thinking you're better than you are. Thinking that your rights extend further than they actually do.
You have to say they *act* entitled or it means pretty much the opposite. A person who *is* entitled is someone bestowed a title, deed, or other type of right. I.e calling someone entitled is the same as saying they're right.
>>27368008
Well you don't chat someone up when you're having a business transaction. That's just dumb and why would anyone put up with that?
I had such an awful day
1/2
>go to mcdonalds
>disgusting beta under 6'7' start talking to me
>tell me he will offer me a restaurant meal because i am pretty
>accept reluctantly, this is the least he can do for me
>mfw this beta expected me to talk to him at the restaurant
>finished meal and left outraged
>when leaving restaurant my left high heel broke
>random beta notices I am about to fall, go out of his BMW and catches me before I fall
>I scream RAPE RAPE RAPE THIS MAN IS MAKING LESS THAN 100K A YEAR
>beta looks at me in panic, gives me $1000 and say "I'm so sorry madam, please do not press charges against me".
>call Kritsy, Tiffany, Jennifer and Sharon so we can shop with the money this beta gave me
>We end up shopping the whole day but I finally set my mind on buying a new high heels
pair of shoes for $900
>Kritsy, Sharon and Jennifer go to some party
>With the rest of the money I want to buy my usual Starbucks coffee at $30
>To my horror I notice that Starbucks is closed, how dare they?
>Have to go to a different coffee shop and settle for a $10 dollars coffee
>Tiffany gets called by her beta provider and has to reassure him he is his best friend and
she asks him to meet her so he can buy her new clothes
>>27368231
Exactly. You also don't do it on the bus, train, street, etc. So how do people know when it's the right moment?
>>27368302
2/2
>With the rest of the money I order some caviar for $70
>Manlet waiter is trying to have a small talk with me after I ate
>I leave the restaurant without paying in outrage after this beta deems himself worthy of my attention
>A man is trying to stop me to make me pay and grab my arm
>I scream RAPE HELP ME and he gets arrested by the police
>Decide to later go to the nightclub to meet up with Chad and Brad.
>I suck off Chad in the nightclub toilet and he cums all over my face then he leaves me alone for the rest of the evening
>Gets depressed and drink too much to the point that I consider having sex with a 6'6' 9/10 who won a nobel prize in chemistry or science boring stuffs who works for the government and makes only 300k a year.
>shows me his gold medal of Olympic swimming champion
>Okay why not but just a blowjob
>Wakes up today morning sleeping with him
>How could I have slept with such a subhuman?
>Fill a lawsuit against him for rape arguing I was drunk
You guys have no ideas how hard it is to be a female
>>27368304
You do it when people are just waiting and not distracted. Bus stops are fine. Usually park benches are fine too. Sometimes in restaurants but you have to ask if you can have a seat.
It's not that hard to figure out.
>>27368302
>>27368318
Believable/10
But hardly a fembot.
Maybe next time you'll choose to date the Nice Guy
>>27368325
Yeah if you want to be accused of being a thirsty creep rapist.
Why are fembots so distant?
>meet girl with common interests over the internet
>have been out of contact for so long that I'm going to really try this time
>we finally talk and get on voice
>she sounds cute and has cute mannerisms
>but she doesn't talk much
>I turn my charisma up to 11 for this shit, I say shit I never would face to face, act like a pretty smooth talker for a khv hiki
>it ends well
>she then avoids contact, presumably until she's ready to speak again (because according to her it is draining)
This isn't the only girl I've spoken with that's done something like this. They ghost on me for awhile until they're ready to talk.
I want to respect their privacy since I know that feel and sometimes just get annoyed talking to people too. This uncontrollable sense of yearning to speak with her again is annoying tho.
>>27368302
>>27368318
this should be posted in every one of these trash threads.
>>27368304
The answer is at a club.
But you only go to clubs to fuck.
So the real answer is never. You never approach a woman with the intent of starting a relationship.
>>27368387
YOU MISOGYNIST PIG!
ITS DRAINING FOR A GIRL TO BE COURTED
>>27368387
Anon I'm >>27367957
So I'm a guy but I'm diagnosed with social phobia and calling it draining is entirely accurate to me. She will have an easier time when she knows you better (assuming she has the same issues) but even then she won't be able to hang out all the time. If you can't deal with that then maybe you should drop it.
Alternatively she could be like me and always keep up a facade when talking to people, so maybe it went really poorly. I've had people who I've talked to who have been really nice in many ways but it's just so clear they're demanding people I couldn't deal with. It's a "It's not you it's me." type of a thing.
>>27368463
I can deal with it. I used to know a girl who would do this shit for literally months at a time.
It's just kind of annoying when it happens. But i suppose the fruit just sweetens when it's left to ripen. I probably would not enjoy our convos as much if we spoke on a daily basis.
>>27360249
That's me, OP, but I'm a guy.
Cheated on because I away for work (militaryfag here), the third one I walked in on her with a tourist.
>>27360299
>That implies that women don't do the same.
They don't.
>>27364938
I wish I was a normie , I have a bf but have not left the house in over 5 weeks , he is just bad as me but has friends online , me not even that , sometimes I wonder if he stays with me because he feels sorry for me , he would also be homeless if he did leave , I am basically like his mother , I cook and clean for him , all he does is play vidya and sleep and chat on some group thing , wish I could just run away somewhere but no money and too scared of public transport , eh at least I have nice lucid dreams 1-2 times per week
>>27368938
Are you really this fucking stupid? I don't care if bait or not but you were to die right now no one would fucking care.
All women cheat if they get the chance, they are literally unable to be loyal, women are vicious vindictive cunts that only knows how to suck dick.
They counter their inability to do anything right with flashing their tits and acting like sluts to get men to do everything for them, women are absolute cancer and every single person knows it, deep inside.
Don't even bother replying 'cause I'm fucking out of this cancerous thread, hope your roastie fucks die like the whores you are, on the corner with your head bashed in by some methhead.
>>27370098
holy shit I think I made this cuck cry
Everyone not saging this thread ought to kill themselves.
>>27369970
>he's the one depending on you
>you do the cleaning
Not how it usually works. But compared to my situation which is that, less cleaning (not cleaning for 2) and no gf. I'd say count your blessings.
I'm not looking like I'm gonna have a person to live with for the rest of my life.
That said I'm not sure what his deal is. Sounds like he should be showering you with love, probably doesn't because you spoil him.
You can find better no doubt.
>>27360433
Not tapping that lyk button
>tfw some fat DnD playing acne-riddled faggot cheated on me
DATE A NERDY LOSER THEY SAID
HE'D BE LOYAL THEY SAID
>tfw my boyfriend of 2.5yrs is a normie and I'm the happiest I've ever been
Don't fall for the meme, normal guys are the only way to salvation. Good health, friends, actually likes sports and want to go outside with me, I can actually feel that I'm happier physically/mentally with him.
>>27370327
This is exactly the problem with both the men and women on this site, they try to sort every different person into different categories.
There's alot of neets and robots/fembots on this site that would be loyal.
>>27370327
>picks a guy who would cheat on her, he does
OH WOW HE CHEATED
>gets a guy who hasn't cheated yet
CLEARLY GUYS THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE INTERESTS OF THAT OTHER GUY MEANS HE'S GONNA CHEAT.t. I play DnD on the regular.
>im a grill btw ;))))))))
Fuck off with these shit threads.
>>27370327
>>tfw my boyfriend of 2.5yrs is a normie and I'm the happiest I've ever been
and all you had to do was sit on your ass and wait for your perfect guy to come along and do all the work.
Women live on tutorial mode
>>27368938
>they don'torigamicommento
>>27369970
>I wish I was a normie ,
>I have a bf
You're already a normalfag you dumb fucking slut
This is now a Trump thread and my GET proves it.
>if gf sees this thread she'll start to feel bad
I don't understand why people cuck people desu
CALLING ALL TRUMPSTERS
C A N N O T
B E
S T U M P E D
>>27370571
Only when it comes to relationships. Navigating female friendships is a nightmare.
>>27370648
>Only when it comes to relationships
I hope you realize thats a pretty significant part of life, and one that most people here have not been able to experience.
Check your privilege, whore
Looking for robot gf in Florida
Must be
- 5"8 or shorter
- Not black
- Not super fat
- Tollerant of drug use
- Have similar interests (music,vidia,epic memes, etc)
- a fun person for me to hang around
>>27370584
Nice roll faggot + originality
Also don't forget to roll and sage
>sage?
>Sage!
>>27367843
>maybe I can just become the kind of girl he likes
I've been on the other side of this. It ended in failure and her feeling broken multiple times.
>>27370707
> Florida
> 5"8 or shorter
> Not black
> Not super fat
> Have similar interests (music,vidia,epic memes, etc)
Wanna talk sometim-
> Tolerant of drug use
> ever using drugs
You voted Bernie, didn't you?
>>27367148
>being THIS FUCKING DELUSIONAL
Women truly can never understand what it's like to be a robot. A robot doesn't have anyone interested in him because he doesn't KNOW anyone. He has no friends. He may or may not have a family. He has no acquaintances. No one. I know that as a woman it may be impossible to wrap your mind around such a concept but it's true. The "robots" you're thinking of are, at worst, failed normalfags
>>27368387
>I turn my charisma up to 11 for this shit, I say shit I never would face to face, act like a pretty smooth talker for a khv hiki
You sound like an autist. Perhaps even fedora-tier.
>>27367148
if you genuinely believe this then you have been talking to redditors, not robots
>>27370863
> Women truly can never understand what it's like to be a robot.
Ha, okay then bud. What is it like to be a robot then?
What if I
> have no friends
> parents were extremely abusive alcoholics, threw me out when I was 14
> never finished studies
> living off laughable goverment funds
> "but you have a vagina, so it's all fine"
People don't actually believe this is the case, right?
>>27371038
You either have a boyfriend or could easily acquire one. Fuck off
>>27371057
> you either have a boyfriend
never had one
> you could easily acquire one
How and why? I'm not that good looking and I don't want any companionship.
>>27367033
A cuckold among cuckolds.
I hope you drown in a shallow pool, faggot
>>27370580
ha , thinking that everyone who has a partner is normal , so yes I guess in your world you will instantly become happy and good looking , smart and have a great job + money as soon you bag someone , even if its a crappy person who uses you and wont show you love
and on the other note vote Trump
>>27371082
then what the fuck are you complaining for?
>>27371084
You will never know loneliness like we do, simply because you are a woman. Read pic related and you will understand.
>>27371097
What are you complaining for?
Someone said women can't be robots, asking why and what does it mean to be a robot then.
I will be ANY fembot's boyfriend.
If you deny my offer, you are not a robot.
Robots do not get offers of love nor companionship.
>>27371123
to be completely alone, isolated, and have no one who desires you at all.
You could have someone who desires you, you just choose not to.
You're not on the same level as us, and your vagina ensures that you never will be
>>27366973
I want thIs kind of gf, but they are so rare to find.
All I got is normies stacy that will buy me a pill and send me home to ''rest'''. I dont wanna rest, I want cuddle and fuck.
>but you are too sick
Screw that.
>>27371111
listen I might me a female but most off all I am a loser , I have not had any special treatment from anyone since the age of 15 , now 29 and I can tell you I get treated like shit by both male and females , by females as I am ugly , uneducated , no fashion sense and most of all recist and pretty much hate woman too , by males as I am ugly , uneducated , racist and if ever they did try something sexual thinking I am easy becuase of my ugly looks and no confidence they will start being the most evil cunts when I turn them down , this only happened 2-3 times in my life mind you , still I am the girl no one smiles at , the girl that people don't want to sit next to on the bus , the girl who has a bf who says loves me but wont even look at me in the face , the girl who is sick of people giggling and laughing behind her back , the girl who even in a "relationship" is always alone
>>27366973
>Dozen
>6000
That's not a mark down at all, fuck you Hex hag
>>27371284
you're just like me except that you have a steady bf, now do you see why we aren't the same?
You're probably not even that ugly.
>>27368088
why do always the ugly cunts rejects every invitation they got?
Stacys accept everyone and then dump them like bosses.
>>27370862
Yes... I did.
FEEL THE BURN
>>27367148
This is one of my top 10 favorite memes.
The bait always works.
>>27370571
how do I make a qt builtfat 5'6'' guy walk up to me and do all the work if I'm a tallish black female?
>>27371449
>FEEL THE BURN
It's FEEL THE BERN you fraud. Can't even meme properly
>>27371486
you stop being lazy and actually put in some work for once.
Its 2016, men and women are equal you shitlord.
>>27371484
>This is one of my top 10 favorite memes.
what are the others?
>>27371500
How embarrassing, geeze, I'm a real goofball
>>27371512
In no particular order
>baneposting
>Frankposting
>wife's son
>sheevposting
>nothing personnel
Femanons
If you're 22+ and single, what's your excuse?
Have you realized you've ruined your chances of ever having a big family? Does this bother you?
This entire thread needs to get >>>/out/ so fucking even I cant
>>27371582
I haven't met someone I'm compatible with
>>27366977
Dank Schlongboy
>>27367902
>*I say this being a cuck
FTFY
>>27371582
All of my exes turned out to be losers.
>>27360249
>Wahh.gif
Grow a pair and suck it up.
>>27371593
>compatible
Aka:
>13/10
>4 billion net worth
>4 PhDs
>3 academy awards
>15 houses
>5' dick
>8'6" tall
It's tough out there for you females with realistic expectations
U guys are all fags
>>27367957
>salad
>at subway
You DEFINITELY got some cum/piss in that salad.
Don't ever order a fucking salad
>>27366977
Tropical Bobby Sauce Expander
>>27371634
>realistic expectations
Anon, those aren't realistic. For a female, that's fucking settling, how dare you deny them what they actually deserve?
>TFW I don't have a little girl
;_;
I've cheated on all of my boyfriends. Not because I want to, but because I have OCD. I've only willingly cheated on my first boyfriend. Even since then, I had this itch to cheat in every relationship. It's never anything serious. It's more like letting another guy grope me and that will be it and there will be no more cheating for that relationship.
>>27371698
>OCD makes you cheat
Nigger what?
Ive had OCD for 16 years and it makes me manic over stupid shit, but not stick my dick in everything.
You whores will use anything as an excuse.
>it was raining so much vagina was already wet so Chad just slipped in and I didn't notice
>>27371698
I hope you get acid thrown on your face.
>>27371698
>I've cheated on all of my girlfriends. Not because I want to, but because I have OCD. I've only willingly cheated on my first girlfriend. Even since then, I had this itch to cheat in every relationship. It's never anything serious. It's more like letting another girl grope me and that will be it and there will be no more cheating for that relationship.
Now you read it and tell me.
>>27371738
>>27371767
I like things being the same. It's always been the same guy to grope me. Every year on his birthday.
>>27371742
You know that's never going to happen. But feel free to tug yourself fantasizing about it.
>>27368302
>>27368318
The OG fembot
This is all completely believable, too
>>27371692
I'll give you a daughter if we can fuck her together.
It's only natural
>>27366977
Incredible Pussy Expander
>>27371780
Still a whore
Get raped, you disgusting piece of shit
>>27360249
No, because the only men you fuck are niggers you goddamn trashpile
Only creepy fuccbois like me. I guess I should just be a nun or something
>>27367140
Because women are children their whole lives you vapid slut
How do I get better at drawing /r9k/?
also
>complaining about having a bf or any other slutty things
I'm 23, virgin, and have never had a boyfriend FUCK OFF
>>27360249
/report report
There's no such thing as fembot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27372047
>complaining about getting attention from your desired gender
This is why women will never be robots. You can't even comprehend what "lonely" is.
>>27372047
fem"bots" proving us right once again.
>>27372136
Practice. A lot. Draw something every day. Use references.
Also, I hope you know 2D is better than 3D anyways so you need no BF
>>27368387
I know what you mean. Sometimes I feel like everything's going great and she's giving me all these positive signs, then she randomly stops talking to me for weeks on end until we get back into contact and she acts like nothing happened.
I tried to ask her what's up with it but she acted like nothing was out of the ordinary. I'm not asking for constant attention but at the very least tell me when you're too busy to finish a conversation or something. I understand if she needs time to recharge but sometimes it makes it seem like she couldn't give less of a shit about me
>family is having dinner at a nice restaurant on Saturday for Easter
>have to spend at least an hour surrounded by all these people
>they're going to be asking me when I'm going to find a boyfriend, now that my little sister is engaged
I really, really hate the holidays.
>>27371634
>not a leftist
>likes dirgecore
>likes hunting, fishing, etc
>kind of guy that got into trouble for telling the truth/doing what's right/etc when no-one else wanted to
>a bit shorter than me
>would give an INFP hhkv melanin-enriched women his surname, virginity, seed, etc
are these sensible things to look for in a man?
>>27360249
>Worst part is they both gave me this shit-eating grin when they got caught. What the fuck is wrong with men? Do they have no shame?
I've finally realized male cheating is sexual assault.
>>27370707
I'm in Florida but you sound terrible. time to move out of this state.
>>27373034
What kind of guy do you like :^)Not him btw
>>27372781
>>would give an INFP hhkv melanin-enriched women his surname, virginity, seed, etc
femanon you triggered my impregnation fetish tbqhcontact
>>27372761
Well fembot? When are you going to find a boyfriend?
>>27373054
tradional, conservative, Christian, not a kek.
>>27373075
>tradional, conservative, Christian
kek I am honestly
Although my first guess is that you're a Protestant
>>27360249
>implying roasties have feels
Nice meme my friend
>>27373074
My magic 8-ball says "not likely".
>>27360249
Reeeeport originallyo
>>27373118
Don't you want to prove him wrong and have a qt bf to cuddle :3c
>tfw become so underweight that my doctor says I'm anorexic
I'm not anorexic...I just lose my appetite when I'm sad. My dad is really worried about me though but how do I eat when I'm not hungry, I get sick.
>>27373149
Not really. I want to stay at home, eat pizza, and masturbate to drawings of boys fucking each other in the butt.
>>27373165b-be my fujpshit gf
>>27373159
>how do I eat when I'm not hungry
Just open your mouth, chew and swallow.
>>27373178
Only if I get to use a strap-on on you.
>>27373159
Buy like 4 pints of ice cream and go to town girl. You deserve it.
>>27373196pIease do fembot
>>27373159
Put butter and mayo on everything you eat femilam
>>27373159
You must not be american.
I started dating Chad and it's the best decision I've ever made. get out of here now girls, there's no men here. save yourselves.
>>27373217
Excellent. I don't actually own a strapon at the moment because I've never dated but I would have an excuse to order one.
>bought special panty liners for the gym because I have an incontinence issue when I work out a lot
>also might have hyperhidrosis because I sweat a ton and no anti-perspirants stop it
>went into the locker room to use the bathroom before doing cardio
>notice a big wet spot in my underwear after flushing
>not sure if sweat or piss
>>27373275
that's pretty hot tbqhwy fambot
>>27373159
I have a similar problem. I get really nauseous if I try to force myself to eat.
I have no idea how fat people manage it.
>>27373275
Are you always thirsty? you lose a lot of fluids.
>>27373260well fembotpost contact info
>>27373159
I have the same problem. I spent most of high school too depressed to eat more than one meal a day. I still skip meals when I'm sad.
>decide to put together playlists to listen to when I'm in different moods
>end up with half a dozen variations on "I'm sad".
I've got "blues-y" sad and "young love I missed out on" sad and "complete despair that makes me just want to lay down and die" sad and a bunch of others. No happy ones, though.
>>27373304
When I'm at the gym I usually fill my water bottle two times, fill it again for a protein shake and pee two or three times after I leave. I think drinking so much while running and squatting is starting to fuck my shit up.
>>27373275be my pee gf
>>27371658
What the fuck. No, I ordered a sandwich, but you usually put iceberg sallad in them here. Commonly referred to as just 'sallad'.
Don't see why you'd think that about a normal order. If that happened it'd probably be a fine, he'd lose his job and have a very bad chance of getting a job in the future.
>>27371325
>Stacy accepts anyone
Sure.
>Cheated on by women twice
>both of them cheated on the next guy
>one of them was also abusive as fuck and still didn't know why I broke up with her
>g-gee, why are guys like this?
Literally off yourself
Bait taken
>>27371284
I'll keep an eye out for this unicorn. Kinda like the idea.
>>27373328
>No happy ones, though.
One time browsing /mu/'s archive I downloaded an album from a band I like and the person who uploaded it replaced its genre tag with
>Eating timbits and drinking hot chocolate
Seriously made me happy for like a week
>having a boob-only growth spurt at 21 years old
>tfw still 5'1"
>>27373159
Easy. Start eating junk food. You count Cals and see what fills you up the least while it has a lot of energy. Sugary stuff usually. Stuff like soda and chips. Mayonnaise is also very good.
Unlike me trying to lose weight you can enjoy all the sweet things in life. If you're concerned about other nutrition get multivitamin pills. They're not perfect but you won't lose your teeth because of vitamin C deficiency.
