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You know what time it is. Tags: /r9k/, R9Komegle and OmegleR9K. Don't pretend you're not bored enough to need this as much as I do.
>>27360095
I'm gonna just keep bumping this all night until you fuckers show up and start talking.
>tfw no one loves you or would care if you died
>>27360095
>tfw everyone you used to talk to is gone
>tfw that one girl that was obessed with you finally gave up
And in only a month, at least that fat black piece of shit is finally gone.
Talk you fucks
I talked to a "fembot" once a while ago, she disconnected randomly after we talked for over a hour.
>>27360982
Whatd she look like?
origiblox
>>27361025
We were in text chat.
>>27360982
Consider yourself lucky. Most of them disconnect me straight away.
>>27360860
Who was obsessed with you?
>tfw when SHE might turn up
why does Ian Curtis never get on anymore? anyone know what happened to him?
is my gf on tho
>>27362774
is florida girl on tho
Ey yo, where's all the boypussy at tonight?
where's everyone? it's all faggots now
>>27360095
Is my qt asian gun-loving girl on?
>>27363423
this one?
don't think she has a soul
>>27363455
No, I guess not.
>>27363455
Bruh... Is that who I think it is?
>>27363501
th1s one?
rare eliza on the tag
>>27363567
No, she particularly liked guns. Less chubby too
this one robot is incredibly attractive and could probably take chad in a fight easily
>Robots try to talk on videochat without webcams
Children, the lottaya
zomg
I joined on a whim
you guys are an interesting crew
>>27363851
she isn'T ALLOWED ON THE FUCKING TAG I MADE SURE TO MAKE THAT CLEAR THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE
captain cute reporting in
Wait, why don't you guys use microphones if you're on cam?
>>27363851
>idolizing an obnoxious 13 year old girl
You are one pathetic fuck
>>27363972
hey that was me
didn't wanna talk?
>>27364109
i have to skip before people realize i'm very boring
>>27364159
Just stop using it if you're not even going to go on cam. There's text chat for a reason.
>>27364159
oh, that's too bad
get a hobby?
Every time btw.
>>27363567
...is that the canadian bisexual girl with the alcohol problem? becuase if so she's bloated up like fuck - i knew she fell off the wagon but god damn
wheres the guy I was just talking about music with , did you intentionally leave
>>27364515
Yeah, you were pretty boring desu, and there are plenty of more entertaining fish in the sea, you know?
Please post or link some successful text conversations it can help us autistis
I lost connection to a rly cool guy who asked my name. Sorry bro!
>>27364159
>>27364109
idk which one of you was the guy but im the guy who got ice water hi
>>27364662
Were you the gook going to the anime con?
>>27364857
Ye, that was me. Sorry, got disconnected!
where's florida girl?
does anyone know where florida girl is? florida girl?
hey, florida girl! where are you?!
>>27364953
Florida girl is my internet gf and we will be meeting soon
>>27365025
but can you make her smile like i can?
>>27364722
he posted my picture lol
someone else asked me to pose so I guess we'll be seeing that soon
one girl wanted to see my nipples
>>27363650
thank you phamalam
>>27365071
>one girl wanted to see my nipples
she does that to all the guys. she didn't comply when i demanded to see her nipples before showing her mine
Brobot! Where are you? I made another email just to talk to this guy, and I don't know if I will hear from him again, talked about a ton of crazy shit... please send a mail anon
>>27365025
why did you stop talking to her?
Me and my internet gf chilling, 3 more days before we meet up! I cant wait for it!
>>27365200
Lol who is this, and because I lose motivation in everything and everyone : )
>>27365025
what's wrong with her face. it's like skinnyfat
>>27365238
I also freak out when girls dont look like anime
http://logs.omegle.com/a02bb5f
http://logs.omegle.com/68f5a3a
>>27364953
I'm right here :3 http://www.webmup.com/da420/
>>27365099
who was it, dingus?
if you guys are all depressed then why do you come on r9k and surround yourselves with more depressed people
>>27365308
would suck on those tits like im going to jail for years.
>>27365369
I'm not depressed
I just enjoy being social as humans do
i need someone to point out EXACTLY where this conversation went wrong
>>27365369
you see, misery loves company
>>27365394
>three tags for the same thing
That's where it went wrong.
>>27365394
Not meta enough.
is everyone elses camera off or is something messed up on my end
>>27365394
you're supposed to say anon, anon
this'll go for a high price on the rare skips guy market
>>27365487
he's always in a different room. is he moving out to avoid the police?
there are only like 4 of you on, why dont yall just get a skype chat
if i ever meet you youre going down kid
>>27365064
i got a bigger smile
My gf is getting sleepy, she needs some rest for the big day, Vegan alert 22 day vegan challenge
>>27365750
I enjoy bullying.
>>27365750
ask to see her boobs
>>27365487
I got him to smile by saying I was a tight little lolita.
>>27365840
how did you manage to say something before he skipped you?
>>27365487
>>27365536
I know he's kind of a dick now, but he wasn't always this way. A little over a year ago I would roll this guy all the time. He's from Venezuela, but I forgot what his name is. There used to be this qt from Canada that he would run into on omegle, I had run into her a couple of times myself.
I might still have this guy added on Skype but I can't be fucked to check right now. Anyway, we had a good few long conversations, he was actually a pretty cool guy. He really wanted to talk to this Canadian chick more though. I think he was wrestling with himself over it. I think he realized how unrealistic his shot was at a relationship. She eventually blocked him on Skype, I think because he asked her to, and then he lost contact with her.
So I didn't get on omegle for a while after this, probably for a good 6 months or so as I was in the process of moving and didn't have a stable place with internet to shitpost from.
So roughly 4-5 months ago I started omegling again and was excited to see this guy because he had been such a bro. He would automatically skip me. It pissed me off so much. I thought it was pretty rude, but without fail he would skip me.
Finally one day, maybe a month or two ago, I had enough time to ask why he kept skipping me,a nd if he ever worked things out with that Canadian qt. His only response was "I'm still looking for her".
So that's why he auto skips, he's still looking for that one girl who he likely will not find.
>>27365893
>he has a back story
Video chat just reminds me that I'm ugly as sin.
>>27365893
literally a cuck skipper.
>>27360095
am i the only one who thinks its really hot when a girl looks like she is on the verge of crying
>>27360860
> hating on bebe
like your chink ass was getting any love from anywhere else
>>27365893
This is strangely poetic
I choose to believe it
>>27365394
>not knowing where it went wrong
autism
>>27365893
he could just create another skype account to hit her up. dude's mainly trying to find young girls he can pray on
>>27365487
He's only on omegle to try to get girls to get naked and that's why he skips.
He used to always skip me and eventually he stopped skipping me so he could try to get me to show my boobs and I never would and he would just stare at me. Once I noticed and brought it up to him that he only didn't skip me when he wanted to try to see my boobs, he went back to skipping me.
It's really sad because he's cute and seems like a good person and I wish he would talk to me but he won't. And I would definitely show him my boobs if I wasn't scared of him screencapping.
>>27366163
>he's cute
yeah he's a real looker
>>27366163
he screen capped this>>27365308
and posts it whenever he sees her.
so, yeah good luck.
>>27366163
>he's cute and seems like a good person
Are we thinking about the same person? You have the shittiest of tastes
Turns out Eliza is real>underage pls go
>>27366163
he doesn't cap. he records at all times. he also keeps all the IPs he connects to - and therefore your address also.
robot having a weed overdose. he's fine now
>>27366325
jesus fucking christ what a guy
>>27366325
IPs don't give addresses, just general areas
Besides, who cares? What's some greasy beta NEET from Venezuela going to do?
>>27366575
Didn't he move to Panama?
I just got some fat Japanese chick who screamed when she opened an empty box full of Aleve.
>>27365893
man i want ot belive it. if that's the case i have a lot of respect for his dedication to it.
i mean this guy is a logging iron man numbers. there hasn't been a time that i've gone on omegle video caht without seeing him - it can be 2am, 2pm, morning, night, day, holiday - doesn't matter he's fucking on there skipping me.
>>27366709
Yeah, this guy and the hispanic/arab looking guy with the spraypaint background are on all the fucking time
>>27366782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpF5bZMB43E
fund me!
>>27366791
>pseudo intellectual ramblings
How much Wittgenstein have you actually read? More importantly: how much have you understood? Do you even have a degree in philosophy or mathematics?
>>27366325
>your address
aahahah fucking autis
>>27366791
what accent is that familia
>>27366791
ive been seeing this guy on omegle for well over a year now. ive always skipped him and he always skipped me, but i always assumed that he was an alright guy.
this made me completely lose any positive perception or sense of respect i had prior to seeing it.
>>27366812
>degree in mathematics
there's a lot of deductive reasoning in mathematics, but beyond that i dont see how a degree in math would in any way validate anything one has to say on philosophy. im in my third year of a math degree and i have encountered no philosophy except for a 101 class i took to fulfill a gen ed requirement
>>27366962
Are you saying there's no math in analytical philosophy?
>>27366899
sounds like brit english with a lisp
>>27367109
no wonder i like it
>>27367078
i dont know anything about analytical philosophy, as is evident from my previous post saying i dont know anything about philosophy
>>27367250
Then don't respond to me, you little runt
does anyone have the contact of that girl from new zealand who carried pocket knifes and would flinch at the opportunity to use them?
>>27367566
lol, yeah I do.
