itt: fat feels
>be fat
>decide today's the day I start being healthy
>decide to go for a walk. Plot path that is 5.5 miles long
>2 miles in ass starts bleeding
>3 miles in ass bleeding so bad I stop at a mexican food place to wipe. Feel bad for the only reason I stop in is to wipe blood out of my ass so I stay for lunch.
>Mile 4 ass is bloody again
>Stop at Sonic to wipe, order a milk shake
>Mile 5.5, finally home and wipe more blood from my ass. Blood all over my boxers. Gonna have to trash them so I don't have to explain to my mom why there is blood all over them.
>feels fat, man
>wake up
>remember I'm not fat
>"damn that feels good"
>go about my day
>be fat
>jogs
>goes home and see blood
>actually just period blood
>>27357076
bleeding out of your ass is maybe a very good reason to go to the doctor
>>27357076
>walks 5.5 miles
>eats a milkshake
So what progress have you made?
>>27357202
I like to think they canceled each other out and I broke even today
>>27357076
>>Stop at Sonic to wipe, order a milk shake
ahaha aholy shit
>>27357076
what the fuck, do fat people randomly bleed out of their ass
>was 215lbs
I said no, too much
>hit 130lbs
Doctor says no, too little
>140 and gaining (muscle)
>exercise
>cancel it out by eating junk food
This is why you're fat you literal retard
>>27357199
>>27357605
maybe he has a pilonidal cyst
>>27357727
OP here
It's coming from around my anus. It's probably hemerroids. If I stick a finger up there I can feel sore lumps.
>>27357778
Those are anal polyps, you have to go to er to get cut out, only way to get rid of them
