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Ima fuck em all day
Cause I'm stayin all night
Imma po up an 8th a zip of pink sprite
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>>27356633
In yo mothafuckin face
Household name
In yo mothafuckin face
Put yo house in flames
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ya little white dick can't satisfy
so she get da black bull to rectify
ten inches of meat for her to orgasm by
while you out sit in da corner with tears in ya eyes
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Diaper's tied tied so let's lock and load
Drop a ten pound log, my tushy bestowed
Upon the welcoming hands of mommy dear
Calls me her precious little bombardier

Cuddle up to her and pucker my lips
Dick is grindin' up on my khakis zip
I taste the nip, start pumpin the milk
Washin down the tendies in a river of silk
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My name is Cory
This is my story
Two plus two equals forty
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>>27356633
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>>27356859

Popped up, on budget
And I'm smokin up, cousin
One more time
Cause I'm blind
And I'm sippin on tussin
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Drunk get a good smell like skunk dip your ass low like you about to dunk ho.
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yoyoyo hit up da kush,
nigga in the bush,
fuck tyrone what are you doing in the fucking bush
square up nigga stop playing like that
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Rap battle thread, clouds gather, getting stormy,
No frogs, imma dragon spitting fire on these normies,
All please settle down listen up,
This is A to the NON, body bags, zip'em up,
with the corpsees of all the fucking Normies,
Can I get a (you), comin through, don't ignore me,
Yet they call me, when they need Thread winner,
So an hero chads, and Stacie's fuck off to your bread winners.
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Never pay for sex; that's the best advice
And don't sweat the rest cause the rest is nice
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wash up on sho'
where my shoes go
go back to the sto'
ask em for some mo'
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Pull up on the shoulder
Mow down a row of normies,
go through em like a boulder

Pull up in the mall,
blow through a stack of roasties
have myself a ball

Got me a check from the gov,
wake up at 3, put on the gloves
jack off to trannies and hit up the plug

Smoke on the greens like im postin the memes

Roasties btfo if u know what I mean

Smash the m2, normies please leave

You're gonna regret it when my book is released
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I roll up in the metro to that Popeyes Chicken,
5 Piece tendies, honey mustard ill be lickin
But the stupid fucking roastie gave me barbecue, so I took out the tec and said "d-d-d..doot..."

But I was still hungry so I slid to mickey Ds,
Mcdoubles and Mchickens by the twos and the threes
munchin down hard when somethin caught my eye
A piece of green lettuce in my fuckin french fries
So I rolled inside the all night lobby, with my double guage sawed off shotty, tolld the stupid cunt that the normalfags will die, also "n-n-o more veggies in the fry"

Taco bell was poppin so i hit it right up,
Crunchwrap supreme with the bacon cheese cut
it was all chill until I took a little sip, and realized the mountain dew was diet.
So I took off on foot back to the window, the dumb bitch kinda looked like Justise Winslow
Normies wont know who that dumb bitch is, but neither will you when ya taste my clip
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>>27356697
Peeking through my blinds, scopin' for chads
See a bunch of dumb stacies, WEW lads

Then a strong black man struts into the pack,
You know once she goes black Stacy never goes back

And up walks a chad just wanting to fuck,
But he's bout to get cuck'd cause he's shit outta luck

Chad shouts "you're just a black wagekek" go back to Popeyes
So you can serve all your people spicy chicken and fries

But chad didn't realize real lies with his eyes
Nigga pulled out his huge dick to Chad's humiliated surprise

So he turned and walked home shedding all of his tears
He became a failed normie, his deepest of fears
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>>27359083
stupid lil normie your verses weak as fuck, by the sound of it, im guessin wagecuck.
Mr Shekelstein needs ya in by 6, if ya late prep the street cause ya sittin on it
weak raps from a lame normalfag with a low sack, my NEET stacks speak louder than ya paycheck..
If I shit out a brick of gold and it broke, you'd be teethless, cause ya'd huurt yourself tryna pick uup the pieces
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im a spiritual lyrical miracle individual
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>>27357205
Ooo bars
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I'm a gentleman
but that don't mean I'm gentle man
Using memes you can't understand
I swear I am the rarest ball like niggas in paris
Still a virgin at 22 this bitches be like fuck you
I fuckin hate these hoes I can't date these hoes
I'm halfway to neet status but I will still tell you to fellate my apparatus.
gone
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>>27356633
Came from the underground
Live with a funky sound
Killing shit like Dylan Roof
Down in a southern town

Spit shit so fast
spin ya head around

Sitting on my porch in the summer
flipped to two bricks
Im rolling in this hummer now

Shit so sweet
each and everyday
way that rhyme so smooth
like billy holiday
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>>27356633
No one is even gonna care but here goes.

In south carolina born and raised
on my front porch
where is spent most of my day
Shooting and fucking and rucking an screwing
cursin at niggers outside my school
when a couple of coons
who were up to no good
started making ruckus in my neighborhood
I shot one little nigglet, they all got scared
they said look at that angry white devil over there
I hopped in my truck and when they came near I ran them all over till the coast was clear
If anything I could say this event wasnt rare
but oh well forget it, some more over there!
I walked up to their shack about 7 or 8
chucked my molotov, said "coons smell ya later!"
looked at the fire, smell of flesh everywhere
"damn there are some crispy darkies over there"
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You all fucking suck and I would know, I produce this crap for a living.
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BOUTTA SPIT SOME MAD FUCKIN LINES

HOL ON

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ldpENRzx2w

>>27360885
>For a living
How so?
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Hum dee dee dum
Ima feed you my cum
I wanna hi that boi pucci
Dat ass got me feelin gucci
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Elliot's disciple my raps are trifle
I shoot normies in my brain with a rifle
Stampede the school I leave the normie's skulls split
Play Slayer while I'm on some Raining Blood shit
Virgin assassin my penis never pleases
When I was twelve, I became a robot due to teases
Anonymous is like Zika to South America
Normie murderer, I'm causin hysteria
My troops roll up with piss bottles
I was trapped in a cage and let out by the r9k gospel
Swimmin in blood like a lifeguard
Put on a bulletproof bitch I strike hard
Kidnap Chad's harem without a plan
And hangin Tyrones like the Ku Klux Klan
I pelt normies till the screams are over
Before sleeping with me you'd rather fuck a Dober?
Making normies swim in cement
Cause mentally, I'm iller than a AIDS patient
I'll cut you off like a bris
When the uprising comes you better plead the fifth
Fappin sniper, making a list like Schindler
Can't stand Jews, i'm the new Hitler
Robots attacks, come like Liquid Snake
My brain is insane, you wish you gave me a break
Spaghetti is dropped, you call me toxic
My pistol pops and you stop talkin
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Threads like this are why people shoot up schools and movie theaters.
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>>27361517
someone rap this
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>>27361517
pretty tight, would love to see this rapped by earl
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Femanon says all I eat is that beef ramen
But pussy like Roast Beef - that's what I'm calling it

Chad goes out and parties like all night
While I wear black face and desperately wanna die
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>>27356633
Ten blunts deeper than your average/
dick size maverick, carrying a nine just a habit/
normies if i seem got a tactic/
two mac tens son em quick get the casket/
boy got no balls steppin to the g put your hands up/
my left nut so huge got the cancer/
give a fuck what you got tucked pull your pants up/
talking that jive shit im fnna shit on top your lancer/
mistubishi
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I copied the other guys and joined Tinder
that was before my ugly ass realized
the only eggs I can fertilize are Kinder Surprise
even if I worked hard and played my cards right
I'd end up with tattooed "free spirits" like it's ladies night
they slut it up and say "God won't judge me", although Hades might
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please give me source I've decided to jerk off to big titties tonight. especially the left girl, I really want to bust a nut looking at her tits
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>>27360939
>no screaming verse
smdh tbqh
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>>27363199
M-My roomies are or else it woulda been R I P TO THE WHOLE FUCKIN SCENE
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