What does r9k think of traps? Also pizza do you have any more lewd pics of you taking dicks
>>27355565
well traps are androgynous men
men who are sexually attracted to other men are homosexual
if traps are sexually attracted to men they are homosexual
im not attracted to men so im heterosexual
im heterosexual and traps are homosexual
traps would only be my friend desu senpai i dont need to see any dicks other than my own
>>27355565
Damn why can't that dick be me
>>27355565
idk, i'm so desperate for a gf i would accept a not pure gf.
but for a girl gf my standards are much lower than for trap. if i'd ever accept a trap he/she'd have to be stunning... so little chance this will ever happen
I like them, but they hate guys like me who like their cocks as well as their bodies. I really wish I could find a trap who wasn't so into the sub/dom shit and just wanted to suck and fuck each other.
>>27357001
same here I know its like finding a unicorn
>>27357127
It really pisses me off when they say "why don't you just find a regular guy tee hee". Its like they really think the only guys that like them don't like cock.
>>27357242
Either that or they complain about chasers. What nonsense is that? You go for what you're attracted to. Fat whores do the same shit. "Eww, chubby chaser." What the fuck. Do they just expect to meet someone and convince them to deal with their dick or their fat? Retarded. Someone that already likes those features gets rejected exactly because they like those features. Then the trap for fat slut carries on pining for the Chad that doesn't like dick/fat at all.
i'm not gay
i like traps
therefore liking traps isn't gay
>>27355565
They're like bigfoot. They might exist, but there's none near me, and I damn sure won't go searching for something that might not exist (convincing ones I mean).
>>27355565
Most traps are either AGP pretendbians or faggoty twinks who make no real effort to be women. Of those traps who are attracted to men and are actually on hormones and stuff the majority are completely ugly and unfuckable. Most fuckable traps are just as bad as stacy's if not worse because they have their pick of the top chasers. There's this fantasy that robots who have become disillusioned with women have that traps are pure waifus who are overlooked by regular guys and will be grateful for any greasy neckbeard that gives "her" attention. People here love traps either because they have some attraction to men or because they're desperate and narcissistic and see traps as "female" versions of themselves who have been similarly rejected by society and who also share similar interests on account of having once been a guy. This is of course a fantasy, attractive traps who are dateable are a tiny minority who already have plenty of options from people who aren't disgusting NEETs.
>>27355565
I dunno anon I'll look. There is a secret video of me sucking on the peen in that pic ;D maybe I'll take a screenie.
>>27357812
>2016 and I'm still not a member of the Pizza Club
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
is it gay to like traps? i mean after all they're pretty much girls with dicks so it shouldn't be gay
>>27357812
whyy dont you go on steam anymore pizza?
>>27357845
orbit me instead famalam~
>>27357935
>image on laptop facing upright
>upload
>it's fucking exif and screws up
I should've known
>>27357935
>>27358037
don't worry qt I'll orbit you
>>27357845
I ask myself that every single day. I say "What is anon doing with his life? They haven't even said the official pledge and joined my elite army."
>>27357922
I will tonight sorry anon. I get distracted with things often.
>>27357935
Hi cutie :3 tfw haven't talked to you on skype in 4 evs.
>>27357812
D O I T
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>>27357935
post more I need to judge for myself
>>27358131
>>27358061
o-ok.
Here's my problem glasses, which I ironically wear because they look adorable on me <3
>>27358073
tru, send me degenerate pics, slut.
Problem with traps is that they are somehow always sluttier than normal girls.
I don't know if they do this to help them feel like girls by trying to act all slutty like a Stacy but come on.
And I know everyone on r9k hates girls but they aren't all sluts,my gf is quite nice and loyal.
>>27358166
>problem glasses
Into the trash it goes. They should never be worn even ironically. You fucked up.
>>27358234
>my gf is quite nice and loyal.
well they usually are at some point, things can always change so you ain't saying much
>>27358263
my mom wears them you loser
>>27358263
you know they're cute anon~
>>27358292
Well no wonder you ended up here.
>>27358263
What's wrong with problem glasses? It's doubly ironic if you're alt-right and wear them :^)
>>27358166
I will! I have a few new ones. Nice glasses :p
>>27358073
Do I get a fancy members jacket when I finally get in?
Saw a "trap" IRL today for the first time. No make up can hide that manly face. The guy looked super miserable as well. Sure you can takes flattering photos and post them on the internet but you will never really become a girl or find someone that loves you as a girl IRL. At best you'll be someone's fetish. Just accept it that you were born as a male and stop it before you kill yourself.
>>27358385
You should have made her day and called her pretty.
>>27358428
I'm a bad liar.
>>27357935
what do I get for orbiting you?
>>27358264
Nah she's chill as fuck and wants to marry and be astay at home mom.
We are not from the big city though so I guess I was just lucky.
Her favorite pass-time is forcing me to cook with her soups for whatever the reason, last time was something with beans, ham, bacon and some potatoes.
She's a cute but plain girl, not going to lie but she has a great smile and is my pure waifu.
I don't want to sound like a dick to whoever likes traps, I just mentioned that I haven't seen one that either didn't work on the literal sex industry or wasn't a slut, shit sucks brother.
>>27358535
More like you're going to be a stay at work cuck while she fucks everyone within miles.
>>27357812
come on I wanna see that peen in that little mouth
>>27358480
you get my eternalplatoniclove
>>27358688
Is the couch cuddles and vidya combo pack included in the platonic love service? So ronery.
>>27357902
From a genetic point of view, yes. From a society point of view, it depends of how you consider. I don't, even if you like taking dicks up your male ass because what people do behind closed doors is none of anyone business.
imo traps are pretty hot but i don't know if i'd fuck one in real life.
>>27358368
Yes, this is the jacket.
>>27358617
Wait til I get home and we'll see.
Posted from an iPhone
>>27358977
cool also that jacket design is vaguely familiar, hmm
>using teeth
Kill yourself, Pizza.
>>27358977
I'm sold, how do I get signed up?
>>27358977
>trap Nazi
Well lads
>>27358929
same. every time I've seen one in person there was 0 attraction, they are just bizarre, obvious dudes in drags
>>27359112
pizza is well known on pol just google the trip
I'm a reverse trap. It's fun. Not passing atm because my chest isnt bound and I've got my hair a feminine way but I do happen to be wearing all clothes from my man wardrobe right now.
>>27359177
do you look like ellen page?
>>27359128
Nah, you just don't even notice the ones that pass because you think they're girls.
How to get dick sucked by qt trap?
>>27359202
Not really. We have similar face and body shape but that's about it. My hair and eyes are lighter.
>>27359020
It's original over 1000 hours in ms paint iPhone edition.
>>27359038
>Not letting me gently gnaw on your cock
pathetic
>>27359112
Not sure what you mean exactly.
>>27359088
You have to pledge your undying loyalty to me it's no biggie.
>>27359129
lol define well known
>>27359245
Only possible for Chads with unusual sexual tastes or if you had the luck of knowing one before they started and it developed from there. We can only sit here and be digitally cucked looking at the pics they post.
>>27359287
I'm sorry Pizza, I've already given my loyalty to someone else. Pic related. However I can promise I will always fap to your pics, that has to count for something right?
>>27359287
nice :3originarudesuka
>>27358296
Lookin pretty busted tbhfam
>>27359490
Do not bully
>>27359381
Give me a maga hat and I'll forgive you senpai
>>27359391
ty
>>27359287
Why do you wear these cute outfits, who are you trying to impress? slut.
>>27359602
why are all the qt traps so pro maga?
>>27359602
As you wish. All yours my friend.
>>27355565
"trap" is a misnomer because the only thing that you're trapping is other homosexual men.
>>27357568
>>27357902
>but it's not gay because muh feminine
it's effeminate, not feminine. It's even more gay than regular gay homos. It's the extreme logical conclusion of faggots.
Anyways, they also age like milk, so enjoy being 19 years old and in the closet and/or extremely gay.
>>27359177
wish I thought that it was fun>tfw hard to bind my chest because of its size>tfw voice is too high and face is too babyish to even pass>tfw always feel dysphoric when I go out in public even when i'm trying to pass
>>27359798
Big titty tomboy? You have my full attention.
>>27359620
I do it just for you anon ;_;
>>27359656
What other candidates are there?
>>27359700
Thanks familam
>>27359798
I'm not trans so I never have to worry about dysphoria at least. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. I just reverse trap because I don't enjoy being treated like a woman.
I have a kinda nasal, high voice but I've found that word choice and patterns are more important overall than pitch when I talk to people. Otherwise I've been blessed with andogyny so long as I keep my tits down.
>>27359910
I understand, a few friends of mine thought they were trans when in reality they just didn't like being treated as a woman.
My voice in general is pretty feminine but I've been trying to get it somewhat more masculine-ish through voice training, in public I always accidentally forget to try to keep my voice masculine-ish since I get nervous, hopefully the longer I try and train my voice the more natural it will come to me.
>>27360040
I'm sure it will end up lower if you keep working at it. I've heard a few trans people talk about differences in masculine/feminine voices as "speaking from the head" or "from the chest" but I never tried hard to figure out speaking from the chest myself. Voice is definitely a weak link for me.
>tfw no trap to beat and sodomize
everybody here thinks traps are cute because you only see their best pictures, but when you see them in real life...their hands, jaws, hear their voice and so on you quickly snap out of it. I was almost tricked by one, chatted online and "she" was super cute in the pictures and then we met to fuck and I had to back out.
guys if youre gay, go for it, but if you're straight just forget about it.
>>27361174
I might be one of the few people in this situation, but I like when there are are subtle, or at least not dramatic, signs that the trap is still a guy. I enjoy the androgynous look, but I can see how it would be a turn off for "straight" guys.
>>27359839
Get off this board please.
>>27355565
People who bother to address that tripfag directly should be banned for requesting illegal fap materials
>>27358166
You look repulsive
>>27361686
>for requesting illegal fap materials
you what?
>>27361480
Don't bully please~
>>27363740
I accidentally my tripcode
>>27363740
Post the video of you sucking dick or prepare to be bullied.
>>27363740
fuck you furfag yiff in hell
>>27363816
i second this. i want to see a cute trap sucking dick and i want to see it NOW
But /r9k/ imagine if someone told you to post a video of yourself sucking dick on the internet. Gosh golly gee goodness you probably wouldn't know what to do.Pizza is asking for it though.
>>27363871
He already posts nudes of himself and a picture of him sucking the dick. It's not like he's hiding much.
>>27358567
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>>27358296
>>27358166
You look like a middle-aged Indian man. GTFO
Requirement for traps is that they should at least try to look like women. I'm an (actual) fag though so I doubt my opinion matters.
I'm not a fan of traps. When someone looks female, then I expect that person to have an actual vagina, among other female characteristics that they should have from birth. Conversely, if I were seeking a person with a penis, then I'd look for masculine features.
People who take hormones of the opposite sex are screwing themselves up, IMO. I don't want anything to do with that. It's one thing to fantasize about being the opposite sex--I do myself--but it's quite another thing to try to become a poor copy.
>tfw pizza slut left
>tfw going to have to look up regular porn instead
>>27364889
I'm here for you bb.
>>27363833
Furfag?? Go to your room anon!
>>27363816
I'llwrestleyou for it.
>>27365242
Holy shit just go. 95% of the people have nothing to live for and want to kill themselves and are desperate for face to face female interaction. You are literally just teasing. It's best if you submit to the Reichstag and leave now.
>>27365242
What is the point of blocking out the eyes? It's about as effective as one of those glasses and moustache disguises.
>>27365242
Post new lewds so I can fap already.
>>27365364
Plausible deniability ;D my dear sweet anon
>>27365336
I don't know I think I would've been like one of Hitler's top soldiers.Maybe you could p-pretend I'm a reel womyn~
>>27365416
Lewds huh. What would you need those for.
>>27365572
Is there a collection of the stuff you've posted up somewhere? I want to fap to you but there's not enough here in this thread. Gotta have some variety.
>>27365610
Yes, like I've said before it's on desustorage if you really wanna see.
>>27365627
Alright, I'll look it up. I don't stalk the tripfaggots on here so I wouldn't know.
>>27365572
>Lewds huh. What would you need those for.
>So I can fap already
How as that not clear?
>>27365661
I bet you wanna see the video this screenshot is from.
>>27365747
>two gay men having sex
no thanks fag
>>27365747
YES ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT GREENBECK13 REEEEE
>>27365760
Umm like it's 2016 anon you don't have to lie about your massive crush on me. I'll be your gf just don't be such a homo about it jeez.
>>27365857
No snap chat!!!!
>>27365904
What's your opinion on the idea of being dominated by a mostly straight but curious and large Chad like myself? It's my fetish to destroy some weak boipucci, make them my bitch, and leave. Tell me that dooesn't turn you on.
>>27365747
>posting this
>letting us know there are videos
>not posting the videos
you love the attention. you disgust me
>>27365967
Turns me on.
N-no homo of course, silly anon!
>>27365967
Dominating me without aftercare? Sounds pretty mean tbqh. I've never slept with a Chad.
>>27365999
You know you like it.
>>27365904
>Umm like it's 2016 anon
that's the sad part. It's 2016 and modern white men are turning into faggots. it's a disgrace to our gender. fuck off.
>>27366013
Please post more boipucci pics, I'm drunk and its almost 12 am and I need to jerk off before I sleep, do it for me, think about we the people, it could do me a huge service bb
Who is going to dox Pizza? I'm tired of seeing this retard pretending to be smart.
>>27357765
Yeah, people here fail to realize that chads are the masters of sexual degeneracy, whatever you've fapped to, they've actually done.
>>27366074
True, am Chad, can confirm when I was in the navy I screwed anything that moved, I left Asia a sexual nightmare, to many traps and twinks to count.
>>27366038
Not very tolerant of you :^) look if you wanted to ask me out you could've just said so, you don't have to play this game of pretending you don't like me.
>>27366042
All out of new ones sorry. It's late though anon we should go to bed soon.
>>27366046
What would you dox? I don't have a facebook or social media presence.
>>27365747
So post it already you slut.
