If the ideal penis length is 5 inches then why are dildos so huge?
>>27355459
>27355459
Someone lied to you anon
Has it ever occurred to you mongoloids that you can always use whatever length of a large dildo you like but you can never use more of a small dildo than it has?
>>27355459
5 inches is .5 inches below average actually and 2 inches below the ideal penis size which is 7 inches, fact.
>>27355587
Saying something doesn't make it true mate
>>27355641
take a look at any chart of ideal penis length based on women's level of satisfaction
>>27355459
Girls don't fuck penises
They fuck ideas.
That's why they choose the guys they do. That's also why they are stupid.
>>27355478
Because half the length of a dildo is used as a handle.
>>27355741
God that makes so much sense
>>27355741
And men don't fall in love women, they fall in love with ideas. That's why we're doomed to loneliness.
>>27355710
take a look at anecdotal evidence*
>>27355515
You can't make a dildo skinnier.
But you can use more than one skinny dildos.
>>27355459
>why are dildos so huge
They're not.
The usable lengths of the rampant rabbit dildos - one of the most popular brands of dildos in the world, are all in the 5 to 6 inch ranges.
>>27355459
>If the ideal penis length is 5 inches
It's not
>why are dildos so huge?
Dildos are modeled after big black cocks. Which are women's true ideal of what a penis should be.
>>27355897
not true. the majority of women cannot handle the size of a big black cock because only very few have suitable big black vaginas
>men will never move on and stop giving a shit about something as pointless as dick size
baka famalam
>>27355995
>big black vaginas
why isn't there a porn genre of this yet?
>>27355459
I watch a lot of amateur masturbation videos which girls upload of themselves on tumblr.
Most of them use cute, normal-sized dildos. The vast majority of the ones with big dildos rarely use more than 3/4ths of them for penetration, if that. Even in porn huge dicks are rarely allowed to go all the way in.
>>27355879
rabbits aren't dildos
they are vibrators
>>27355459
Most women don't use giant dildos
Most of them just use small vibrators
The biggest dildo I own is 7 inches and I can't fit itI am a guy btw
>>27355459
would a 5 incher be enough to get pass pic related ass cheeks?
>>27355744
as fucked up as it is to admit it I have to say this person is right. Dildos don't magically move on their own and not all have stickies or you may not have a place you can even stick them. So it all comes down to being able to rap your hand around the extra shaft and use it like a handle.
>>27356168
>big black vaginas
>why isn't there a porn genre of this yet?
Because no one fucking wants that maybe?
The ideal size is probably 7 or 7.5 especially for thin chicks that don't have giant fat black asses. That being said dildos are usually like 12 inches long and thick.
>>27355995
Anon all girls want big black cock even if they cannot handle it. They find the challenge fun.
>5.2" x 4"
>pencil dick as fuck
>no pubescent girl will ever feel me insider her
Good thing that I'm hideously ugly and can't get within 5' of a female.
>>27355827
>because someone said so, even though they never provided proof, it's anecdotal evidence, therefore it's COMPLETELY true!
If that was how shit worked, every faggot with a 3-inch dick like you would have ten inches.
And still they bitch about breast size.
>>27355822
true desu not original comment
>>27355459
Everyone is talking about the penis length. I have a much different idea. I will deal with her from strenght and masculinity and make submit. To me the most important thing is the fear. Women need to understand that she is dealing with high potency. I will take her, she will be schlonged! And I make her know when I lead that I'm not fucking around, that she better get an orgasm, because I'm gonna take her and I'm gonna fuck her in every orifice until I get what I want. And she knows that is what she deserves, because in the bedroom I'm the man, and baby believe me, she is gonna be the woman!
>>27355459
>5 inches
>ideal
Fuck off
>>27355459
most women use small vibrators, not huge rubber dildos, anon. dildos are for gay men.
>>27355822
more like men fall in love with looks alone, and end up disappointed when they inevitably fade.
>>27356464
buttmad horse penis detected
enjoy never being able to have real sex because it causes the girl too much pain
>>27355459
>have 6 inch peepee
>don't care about being "big enough"
>don't care about being the ideal physical specimen for insecure roasties
You fags need to get a grip and learn that life is a lot more than the size of your dick or whether or not you have a gf.
Do any of you live for yourselves rather than living to please girls? How fucking sad.
If you could just let go of how you think you're perceived by women and just live life according to your own standards, I promise you'll be a much happier person for it, and you might actually start to attract women.
>>27356449
indriging
>>27356723
Dicklet rage
>>27355459
Average =\= Ideal
>>27356723
>above average penis
>tells others it doesn't matter
I think you're mixing up ideal and average
the average dick is 5.5 inches. women don't want average anything, the most common ideal size women say is 7inches long/5.5 girth
>>27356449
Namaste
>>27355459
The formula is horniness x stretch x girls size x how much giant dicks she took.
I'd say you have the bare minimum to have a sexual life, but nothing stelar.
inviable:3 inches or less
very small, shit sexual life: 4inches
small, meh sexual life:5inches
average size, alright sexual life: 6inches
good size, good sexual life: 7 inches
very good size, superior sexual life in general:8 inches
I'd say the dick gold standard is about 7 inches, for more or less depending on the girl.
>>27355744
Nah, even the suction ones that go on a wall/floor are hyooj. Not to mention thicker than average as well.
Also don't mention vibes. They don't need to be big to give super normal stimulation.
>>27356987
where does girth come into this equation? Im 6x6
>>27356768
>>27356776
I don't know why you people insist on being stupid, but I guess that's your problem. Good luck in life, tard boys.
>>27356987
Have sex then talk. You clearly have no idea about sex and penises, kiddo
>>27355459
It just feels sexy for them to take the biggest possible in their pussy. It might not technically feel good, but it's just the sexyness of having something big inside you.
>>27355587
False. This is the ideal penis.
>>27357017
That might hurt some girls, but I'd say If the girls is able to take it you are a privileged fucker statistically. Just get'em wet and you have absolutelt no reason to be insecure.
>>27355459
because you need extra length to grip it properly
>have decent cock
>tfw phimosis
at least you guys have normal looking dicks
Guys as long as your penis is longer and bigger than their middle finger, you're alright. Because they masturbate with their fingers and masturbation always succeed in making them squirt
>>27357068
I'm sure you have sucked many dicks senpai
Go ask your mother
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>>27357201
>dildoes and vibrators don't exist
>women can't use more than one finger at a time
stop being dumb
>>27355459
1. You have to have something to hold on to.
2. It's a lot easier to take a large dildo than it is to take a large cock.
I have a 8" dildo and I think a 8" dick would be incredibly painful.
