Post things that you consider significant events in your life.
>Once played chess online with the Prime minister of Jamaica in 2007.
i once played chess online with the Prime minister of Britain in 2007
I once played chess online with a fucking loser.
t. prime minister of Jamaica back in 07
>>27355370
>once pretended to be the president of Jamaica in 2007
>>27355370
Once been president of jamaica
Once smoked some weed but didn't feel anything.
>>27355370
>I used to play online chess with Chessmaster XI running in the background
>I'd simultaneously play all the moves from the online chess game on Chessmaster and then ask it for the best move when it was my turn
>never lost a game
>mfw people would shit talk not realising they had no chance of beating me
Literally one of the most significant (and best) periods in my life.
Uz guise jamacan me mad yo
>>27355370
>once ran a chess website
>>27355640
literally every autist does this, it's not clever
you have to think about the kind of person the derives pleasure from this
that kind of person is you
I once was president of the Jamaican Chess Association in 2007
>>27355370
>Post things that you consider significant events in your life.
>tfw i had no significant events in my life
>>27355666
fuck off satan, it was just a bit of fun
>>27355666
Someone got their ass handed to them in chess apparently
That person is you
>>27355370
I've been in the national news 2 times
>>27355370
>Once played Go online with the prime minister of Japan
>got called a fucking weeaboo
>>27355866
So have I actually (once on radio, and 30 seconds on tv), what for anon?
>>27355904
controversial flash games
As I solid cyborg I mercilessly crushed in chess this leftist pseudo-robot's whose hobbies are mainly anime and vidya (two things I'm nit longer into). Fuck, I even let him repeat one move when I told him that in that situation I could kill his queen. He's even more beta than me, nigga bitchs about the friendzone and shit but I have never seen him talking to any of the girls in our uni class. Don't think he browses 4chan tho.
>>27355904
Interviews and riots during the protests in Paris last week, thank god the police did'nt took me to the station
>>27355935
>controversial flash games
>made the news
Jesus fucking christ anon, this is something only a 4channer could do.
>>27355935
Russia I assume?
that would never happen in the West
I once shitposted on a morrocan spice trading image board
Pretended to loose to an idiot in chess back in 07
prime minister of Jamaica btw
>overheard two girls saying that i was cool and cute
>dropping out of highschool and enrolling in an an art school
>starting a company when I was 15
>hitchhiking across europe when i was 17
>making it into the news, paper, radio because of my deliquency
>almost ODing
S'all fun and games
>>27355370
I played a guitar solo at a high school concert and people were cheering me on, felt great.
I finally learned how to masturbate at age 15 after trying for like 2 years.
>>27355475
>>27355609
>>27356001
Bruce Golding is posting in this thread
>>27356002
then they laughed ;)
I was the valedictorian of a prestigious science magnet school in NYC.
which was totally bullshit because I took easier classes then the people just below me who only had lower GPA because they were taking fucking grad-level level math while I was behind due to not being a child prodigy and having gone to a nigger-infested middle school that barely taught me algebra.
now I have a solid yet monotonous engineering job for the military industrial complex, yay
I was born once
>>27355370
>Had a threesome with two sixteen year old redheads on January 14th 2013
>Celebrate my birthday every year on 9/11
>2007
>played yugioh with president of russia
>he kicked my ass with some meme fusion deck
I'm fb friends with a few meme figures such as Big Man Tyrone and "Jew fear the samurai" guy
>>27356139
This is exactly my kind of post anon
Here's a free (You) for (You)
i got retweeted by richard dawkins
thats all i have to show for 10 years of sitting behind my computer 24/7
>>27356002
>6th form, break is ending
>had just got a haircut
>walking out of the common room towards class
>two popular girls sitting by the door
>'we were just talking about how cute you are with shorter hair'
>'aw thanks'
Nothing came of it but being complimented is still a nice feeling
>>27356501
who is the jew fear the samurai gook? give me his facebook
>>27355370
>defeated Diablo and Baal multiple times
>got Jill, Chris, and Barry out of that mansion alive
>found and bought an almost unused Amiga 1200 (but never turn it on because what if this is the last one)
Also I rescued a kitten that fell and got stuck
>>27356750
>defeated Diablo and Baal multiple times
I'm a little jelly, I could never do it
I probably just lacked commitment to the game to be honest
>>27356726
Zynkyou Haku or some shit
I think he also goes by Rokan Kojima
>>27356885
Thanks senpai
kandksnakblox
>>27355370
>>Once played chess online with the Prime minister of Jamaica in 2007.
I hope you called him a monkey.
i one was on the front cover of a magazine
still nervous about it today
>>27356922
>i one was on the front cover of a magazine
>still nervous about it today
Gay Gape Review?
>>27355370
I got a (You) twice in one thread this one time.
Got glad during s3/s4 while playing dp r
>>27357046
You're a superstar
>>27355935
hello Googum
I talked to Elliot Rodger on puahate.com months before his day of retribution
>>27358606
Jesus fucking christ anon, I would literally kill to have that privilege
>>27358606
Story? What'd you talk about?
>>27355370
i learn to jack off at 11 years old
>>27355370
I once pretended I was the prime minister of Jamaica when I played chess with some pleb. I even had a game of "chest master" running in the background to tell me where to move my pieces.
Dr Harold Fredrick Shipman once gave me a lethal dose of morphine
>>27358792
I wonder if he ever tried that on a heroin junky with a massive tolerance who just ended up getting super blasted instead of dead
>>27358855
I don't think he was in it for fun and games anon.
Played CS 1.6 semi-proffesionally in it's prime.
>>27355370
the fuck? is this a meme. tell the story
I got really good at chess so people would think I was smart, just so I could warn them about the Jews. Nobody listened.
>I have attended burning of a building with people inside which later went as pretty much of media hysteria.
>I have been present on the biggest riot in my country's history.
>I've shaken hands with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Otherwise not so much.
>>27358735
I messaged him to tell him a user named vertu was a troll and not to respond to him, that's it. He seemed like a regular poster on the board so i didn't take any interest in him.
>>27355935
Give us more details anon, I'm on the edge of my seat
>>27358922
I'm pretty sure you're a britbong, and If the building is the same one I assume it is, a friend of mine claimed to have started that, although I've often doubted it
>>27358782
I learned to at 10one upp'd
I completed Dark Souls 1 as SL1
I had to write an email to Obama for an English class in high school about our education system and the nigger actually wrote an email back
moot banned me from /ck/ in 2009
I met Jared the kiddy diddler multiple times when I was 12 - 15
>>27359045
What did you write and what did he write back?
>>27359045
Lol you think he wasted his time responding to some little fag? it was one of his assistants
>>27359055
Well, were you diddled?
>>27355370
I was naked with a woman in the same bed
Literally nothing significant has happened to me in my life - neither positive or negative. My life is comparable swimming in a pool of warm wallpaper paste.
>>27359157
This. I feel like such a nothing person. I only have one interesting story, about how I was in a car crash as a kid. Once I tell that one I have fucking nothing to say.
>>27359059
I didn't give a shit because the teacher said you're more than likely gonna have one of his assistants write back so I just half-assed it
>>27359127
Nope. My dad worked with him and took me to business dinners with him. He was awkward and fidgety, pretty beta actually, but nice overall. He probably went back to his hotel room after and plowed a 10 year old.
>>27355370
When I was a teen and on a skying holiday, I told this chick https://youtu.be/L9R2A3gNkpk that her kids were breaking stuff in the hotel. When she said "oh yeah, I don't know what to do with them".I responded "then you shouldn't have had kids in the first place".
She, her husband and their kids were the most annoying little shits you could imagine.
>>27359184
I know that feel. I hate when I meet a new person and I'm obliged to talk to them for a while. They tell me about their life and the interesting things they've done, are doing, or are planning to do. And I'm just sitting there trying to invent vague but interesting stories that won't come back to bite me at some point.
I just completed my third speedrun of Silent Hill 2. I am now #14 in the world. I feel very proud of this, as SH2 is my favorite game, and this is my first game I've ever speedrun.
>>27356139
I had a threesome too. I totally forgot about that.
Punched three times a guy that tried to go bully on me and made him lay on the floor.
Everyone cheered and clapped.
>>27359275
>Everyone cheered and clapped.
>>27359133
i once pretend to be a women to sleep with a men
Met a real life version of my created character from a video game I play.
>>27359157
>>27359184
Another advantages of being a sperglord - no sense of fear.
I have tons of stories. I would always do dumb stuff and usually I ended up making a fool out of myself, but by the power of numbers I ended up with some pretty cool stories.
I was the top Solo Queue (3rd in Team) Engineer in North America on Guild Wars 2.
I am a combat veteran.
I beat Contra 9 times consecutively before I lost a life.
I was the highest ranked Mage on my server in Arena PvP, making me a mini-celeb.
>tfw video game accomplishments
fug
>>27359240
How the FUCK did you beat Silent Hill 2 in 56 minutes??
>>27359343
I thought alcohol would loosen my inhibitions and give me some cool stories, but it turns out that it's really difficult for me to get drunk.
>>27357276
(You) are as well, Anon.
Meanwhile, I'm halfway there myself.
A fat girl desperately wanted my dick like a year ago. Being desired was such a bizarre feeling for me.I'm still a virgin though because I don't work well with alcohol.
>>27359412
Just lots of practice my friend.
Feel pretty proud of it.
I was once the second best player (according to bf tracks) of the Silent Heroes mod on BF 1942.
>>27359041
I did thison NG+
Went to a huge normie party one summer during high school. Got wasted and ended up talking to a bunch of different people. I made out with three girls and sucked on a pair of tits. Best night of my life, I was truly a normie for about 6 hours. To this day I still haven't been to another real party.
> almost kissed a girl this past august
> snapchatted back and forth with a nascar driver for an hour
> won a regional ultimate frisbee championship back in high school
Doubleswee liked one of my instagram pictures, once.
And when I was about 13 or so, I sent a really autistic email to one of my favorite artists/film makers and he actually responded, and was remarkably nice.
>tfw sperged out and stopped replying
I won a soda once at school.
I have a funny, sweet, smart, loyal, cute, sexy girlfriend, that is just as aspie as me. She one in a million. I have won the lottery with her.
>got an obsidian tower in gem td (dota 2 reborn)
>managed to finish the game
>had 3 afks rooting for me on the last 2 waves
now I can't get past wave 42
I went to Sir Patrick Moore's house and had a 20 minute conversation with him about astronomy
>>27359756
I live in Selsey (his hometown) and met him a couple of times too.
>>27359785
Yeah, that's where his house was when I met him
My grandad lived in Selsey in a caravan park for years and he was able to get in contact and arrange a visit
>>27355572
Laughed out loud, nice1
This old man told my mom I'm a "good-looking young man." Then I got chinese food.
I won a competition that basically consisted of colouring in an printed picture. I was probably the oldest contestant and it was from a drug pharmacy in the UK. I won a disposable camera.
>>27355370
I saved a girls life once.
Some guy was about to stab her to death but then I thought better of it.
I once saw kirk from coronation street leave a shop and get in his car and drive off.
>>27359869
Kek, well done my boy.
>>27355370
I used to go down stairs and see my dad every morning before he would go to work.
One day I was up a bit early and I heard screaming and shouting a door slam then quiet.
I went down stairs and was unable to find him. I went to back to bed before my mom found me.
For the longest time I couldn't handle shouting or confrontation.
My mother also lied to me about where he was for many months after.
>>27355370
Got 28 (You)s once
Jacked off to every doujin of my waifu
Have 50,000+ pictures of anime boys
I made a YouTube comment that got 1k thumbs up
>>27360009
I got 33 once
>pic related
Met the Donald when I was 10
>"h-hi Mr. Trump, I really admire your real estate investment strategy"
>"Hey kid, it's great to meet you"
>"Would you mind giving me your autograph?"
>"No problem buddy- you're gonna do great stuff, I just know it"
>>27355370
I have a large collection of common, and rare, Pepes.
The same goes with Brandon.
I also have a smallish folder of robot cocks. You guys really need to post them more often instead of two a day.
I won the math Olympiads once.
>>27360128
> you're gonna do great stuff i just know it
Iktf one of my teachers said i could get a fuckin Phd
>>27360181
You probably could haveif you'd only put in the effort
>>27360134
at what level?
>>27360208
Flemish national level
First watched The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
that was the beginning of my anime career, i thought it was shit before then.that was 8 years ago
I'm 92 years old and a holocaust survivor.
I remember one summer days, on a whim, went to the seaside and caught my first fish, alone, with a hook and piece of string.
It sounds like a non-event, but it taught me that there is nobody except myself to teach me anything. I am alone in this world, and if I want something to happen, I have to be the one to make it happen.
>>27360244
Chaim begone!
>>27360193
Literally every goddamn parents evening since i started school
> Anon is a bright boy, but he doesnt apply himself enough
>>27360244
timestamped tattoo, and I will send you 20 shekels
I got a lot of those Club Nintendo games for my 3DS last year, during the Wii mini exploit. Good times.
i won $200 in a raffle once
i'm one memento away from collecting all the mementos in neko atsume (fuck you peaches)
>partied with one of the best chess players in the world
>General Butt Naked told me I'm "a blessing"
>discussed religion with a drunk billionaire fundie
>met a Nobel Prize winner (chem)
>met a former US president
>met a former US vice-president
Once played chess with the Buddha himself
>had a successful MMM threesome- and got to show off my vinyl collection to two people who actually seemed interested, for once
does anybody remember the anon that was bragging about working in some political party and meeting with politicians and celebrities?
>>27361166
How long ago did you meet butt naked? After he went full church mode or while he was still chopping people up?
>>27361548
Not him, but I've met about 10 members of the European parliament before including Nigel Farage
>>27355935
newgrounds violence news?
>>27359055
I am more interested in the story behind the ban.
I got a novel published. Enough to make money from it, but not enough to quit my job to become an author. Yet, anyways.
>>27360099
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PICTURES!
>>27361603
It was over Facebook and during his church mode. I added him a while ago and chat with him every year or so. Normally it's just me wishing him happy birthday or asking him about his Church/Ebola. I'm not sure if it's possible for new people to add him though since he has 5000 friends.
On another note it's possible to add Lech Walesa on Skype. Last I heard he's pretty active and receptive to strangers.
>>27361940
We should go and visit him. It would be awesome getting shown around Liberia by someone who won't get fucked with. You could get away with just about anything.
One of the three times I've had sex was with the wrestler chyna in her hotel bedroom at a car show.
>>27355640
>implying chess is a solved game
>implying you can know 'the best move' at any point aside from the endgame
normies leave
>>27360242
I feel ya, senpai.
The only anime that I was exposed to was mainstream fighting ones (naruto, DBZ, Bleach) and wasn't that interested overall. It wasn't until I discovered the slice of life genre, and that's what immediately clicked for me.
Haruhi still ranks up there as one of my favorites.
I got retweeted by Susan rice
>>27362130
Did you see IT in person then? You know what I'm talking about.
>>27362131
>implying that the OP claimed chess is a solved game
>implying that the OP didn't just say that the computer program gave its best move for each position
You sound dumb as fuck.
>>27362131
When the computer can calculate hundreds of possible outcomes, think 20 turns ahead, and who anticipate who knows how many possible opponent strategies, all in the space of 10 seconds, it may as well be a solved game.
Nearly died 3 times in a 3 year period all before I was 10.
Brandon posted a picture with cum on his stomach for me when I asked.
>>27362156
Give me some of those, anon. I'm trying to get into anime but I can't really find any relatable ones.
>>27355666
what a waste of trips
get out
I had my first and only kiss when I was 18. It was so interesting because I was so concerned about it and going about it right but when it happened I didn't give a fuck. I just wanted to do more of it. He used tongue which was lewd and grabbed my butt. I think masturbate to it 5 years later family. I don't know why I think about it so much, but I think I care because I could have been adopted into normiehood and changed my life around. I've wanted that feeling of successfully getting a person you like who likes you back ever seen.
>>27360128
Post pic of Daddy's autograph please
>>27360128
I'm crying right now at the fact that you failed our God Emperor
The last great experience in my life was five years ago when I took part in a grand paintball war between two teams of forty young men. Paint balls were flying above my head, whizzing, I was taking cover, while the man next to me clutched his arm in pain. I could hear the sound of ammo pounding the block of wood in front of me. It was both one of the most fun and scary moments of my life. The last time I truly felt alive, honestly. The kid that invited me was a Christfag but I let him preach as much as he wanted after that.
>>27362312
>20 moves ahead
>in 10 seconds
What kind of fucking toaster do you have?
>>27355370
I set a record for most downvotes in a single comments section on ModDB. The posts are still there, though I abandoned the account back in 2012.
It was for a half-life 1 mod if anyone's wondering.
