>one chance at life
>parents name me lamp
Your first name is lamp????
That's pretty rough man.
>>27355045
that's kawaii as fuck anon
>>27355045
are you kidding? thats rough
I didn't get laid when I was supposed to get laid.
>>27355045
hey, it's better than Dongus
>>27355045
"Lamp"
Fucking lamp
THATS NOT EVEN A NAME
>tfw name is literally Pepe
>implying you can't change your name
I bet the Anchorman jokes were relentless.
>one chance at life
>parents literally named me Cuckold
>one chance at life
>neurotic mother
>absent father
>bitch sister
Oh really OP? Coincidentally, my name is Shademy parents are pretty edgy. We should get together sometime.
Don't be too down OP, your parents only named you that because you're the light of their life, the lamp that guides them through darkness.
>>27355045
That's not so bad of a name, light up dude
>one chance at life
>do nothing to self improve myself
I wonder if Candle and Skippy still browse this board...
>>27355946
>self improve myself
>>27355177
im jealous
orogi
>>27355971
Skippy reporting.
>>27355899
Top kek
orginalooo
>>27355946
>>27355973
>as opposed to self improving someone else
>or someone else self improving him
>>27355946
I want to ruffle your hair and lie to you, telling you everything will be okay
Other anons are being too harsh, your syntactic error is endearing imo
Don't let the hive eat you alive~
>>27355177
If you become a wizard you'll wield cosmic level meme magic. You will live among the stars and meme worlds into existence with nothing but a word
>>27355045
My nephews name is sasuki
My fucking sister is a fat weeb who fucked another fat weeb
I feel so bad for him i hope kids in the future don't remember naruto
>>27355045
I don't see what you're so upset about
Embrace it anon. Enjoy the humor, guaranteed conversation starters and have a little fun.
>>27356163
I thought he's called Sasuke
>one chance at life
>nuerotic mother
>controlling abusive dad
>insane tumblr sisters
>homeschooled and completely isolated until middle school
>pnuemonia when I was five, permanently damaged lungs
>babyface + ultra uggo due to growth stunting medicine that was used when I had pnuemonia
>>27356253
>someone out there has named there kid after Naruto
>there is a person out there for every notable fictional character that has been named after them
It's like being branded and having your life stolen from you. You are literally a living meme and a symbol of consumption of creativity over the creation of creativity.
Such a shit fate.
>>27356374
*their kid
whoops
>>27356081
SHUT THE FUCK UP NORMIE I WILL SOLVE MY PROBLEMS BY MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR HELP I WILL SELF IMPROVE MYSELF
>>27356022
>>27355973
YOU CANNOT STOP ME NORMIES I WILL SELF IMPROVE MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR HELP
#NIGGERSCAN'TREAD2016
>>27356397
It's okay to let a little love in every once in awhile
You don't have to do this all on your own...
>>27355045
I love you
>>27355177
hola jose
>one chance at life
>parents name me Chad
At least I'm handsome
>>27355425
The Lamp shade household
Top hue
>>27357071
>attentionwhoring on /r9k/
You are a fucking faggot
>>27355045
Sounds like your parents weren't too bright
>>27357456
I did a hearty unrealistic chuckle at this
>>27357216
>believing this bait
fking newfag
>tfw daniel
>super common name where I'm from
>there were 6 kids called daniel in my year group at school
>I got used to not responding to people saying my name, since they were trying to get the attention of someone else, 99% of the time
>tfw your name is (c)Hen
feelsgoodman
>>27355045
That's pretty boss, op. Like that guy in Dog Soldiers name is Spoon.
>>27355045
>first name is Jesus(Hay-seus)
At least I'm not named Mohammed
>>27355045
Just avin a giggle m8
>named Helen
>of course there was another Helen in my gradeschool class
>got called Helen J while she was called Helen
>even called Helen J when she was absent
Pretty much set the tone for the rest of my life
>>27355177
>tfw my name is not literally Pepe
>one chance at Life
>schizophrenic college dropout virgin
Ayy lmao
