>hey mister if you buy me that dress over there i'll do anything you want me to do
what do???
>>27353728
I'd say
>hey lady if you buy me that dress over there i'll be your trap
buy the dress and make her eat a bowl of eggs
Pinch her tits and walk away.
Well it all depends.
If it's like a $50 dress, I'd go for it. Anything above that I'll just go back to my hentai.
>>27353728
Bitch I would buy that dress for myself before I ever considered buy it for you.
>>27353765
You really think she wouldn't just buy it and walk away?
What are you gonna do?
Tell the cops she didn't hold up her end of a verbal, nonrecorded contract?
Have fun being charged with assault or something
Buy it and tell her to leave me alone.
>>27353728
>but nothing sexual
>eeeew you're a creep
>>27353728
Buy her the dress. Then take her home and make her wash my dishes, vacuum my floor, and change my cat's litterbox. Ask if she can be my maid if I pay her in dresses.
>>27353728
>Buy the dress
>Now give me the exact amount of money that dress cost me
Rub her tummy.
>>27353728
If all I want for her is to leave me than I don't need even need to buy her the dress.
Why waste my time and money if that's all she's offering?