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2016-03-23 18:29:44 Post No. 27353224
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2016-03-23 18:29:44
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/r9k/ climbs a 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>daylight returns
>some lady offers coffee to the treeking
>treeking clambers partway down and tells lady to fuck off
>returns to throne
>news helicopter getting ready to broadcast
>drone standing by until rain stops
>Man with goat named "deer" stops by in support of tree king
>goat gets fed apples
>CURRENT STATUS: LOUNGING IN TREETOP
>THREAT LEVEL ORANGE: POLICE CORDONING OFF AREA FOR IMMINENT ACTION
ALL HAIL TREEKING
Which one of you is this?
