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a good ass is nice, but my heart will always be with tits
tl;dr we always prefer ass because of primal wiring when we walked on all fours and we only like tits because they look like butts after we became a bipedaling species
the more you know. you can say that you're a tits guy, but secretly you're subconsciously an ass guy all along, always.
a girl without tits can still be attractive but a girl with no ass will always look disgusting to me. I find titties more attractive but a fat ass is crucial
Boi
Feet
>>27351744
this is why everyone hates you fucking footfags, you always try to push your fucking fetish whenever you can. stay on thread topic or don't post at all, is that so difficult?
>>27351613
Assuming she's somewhat in shape and a one of my preferred ethnicities
Waist-to-hip ratio>Massive tits>Face>Huge ass>Lrg-Med ass>Feet>Sm anything
>>27351723
Real talk, negus.
>>27351850
What's your preferred ethnicity?
Imma a breast man, but I do rate arses
> just like I like my chicken, all them breasts with a side of leg and thighs
Tits? Ass? nah mate, legs is where it's at.
>>27351930
White, Hispanic, Mulatto, Middle Eastern, etc. Pretty much anything except for full
Black or Asian
>>27351723
this
>>27351850
more like wth ratio>face>ass>tits>anytihng else
>>27352001
how the fuck do you even tell when legs are nice
all woman legs look them same to me
Ass is disgusting, and gay
>>27351690
What a load of bullshit.
We stare at tits because back when we were covered in hair all over our bodies the breasts were one of the few definitive physical attributes that identified women. Also people stare at tits because that's where food comes from when you're a baby, unless your mom hated you and fed you from a bottle.
>people like tits because they look like butts
Fuckin' stupid.
>>27352015
What's your ethnicity?
Original
Tits can call me when they have a butthole I can tongue.
>>27352054
Tits are just fake asses
originallo
>>27352042
I can look past a sub par face if the body is amazing
>>27352056
Black
>>27352207
Good man! This nigger knows what's up.
Keep chasing those white women my melanin enhanced brother.
>>27352270
Thanks man. I have a white gf currently
ass > tits
latinas > all other women
>>27352570
Not for long, rodriguez
>>27351613
Tits
>soft, doughy, perfect head rest if they are large size
>make delicious milk
ass
>soft, but not as doughy, good for hanging onto
>shit smell
Boobs for me, bruh
Some girls got both tho
>>27351613
Would hips be considered ass? Cause if not then hips > tits > ass
>>27352651
>implying youve ever even seen a latina in person John
>>27351690
We have evolved. Many guys now like breasts because they associate them with comfort and security, rather than the primal urge to mate.
>>27352669
desu I'm not a big hip lover. i actually prefer smaller hips.
i just like my women overall petite. small tits, cute booty.
>>27351633
You can fuck ass like tits but can't fucking tits like ass
![2_small[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YDLv1gw.jpg "2_small[1].jpg")
I like boobs but I had this image ready to go in another thread I forgot to make so I might as well post it here.
ass
tits are nice, but i don't really care. most of girls i seem to like have small tits with nice asses. big tits sag fast, small tits don't.
>>27351613
A nice set of tits is nice, but I also kind of find flatchests cute in a way, so tits are just a bonus for me because I don't have much of a preference, while a nice plump ass is always nice, though I can appreciate all kinds of ass too
Anyway, ass wins for me
>>27352652
This tbqhwyf
They're generally more pleasant. It's also a stronger representation of femininity for me
>>27352851
I actually think it's less feminine when a girl has huge tits tbqhf
Ironic I know but it's just my preference
>>27352863
Interesting. Do you find petite bodies feminine?
>>27351613
Tits all the way
girls with bigger tits have always seemed way more bitchy and cunty than girls with smaller tits+nice ass
small perky butt
small tits
Perfect
>>27352886
Yes. I'm this guy >>27352713
I don't mean I like flat-chested women with no ass. I just prefer smaller tits and smaller hips. Still gotta have nice tits and an ass to grab.
I'd love to hear a lesbians opinion on this honestly
>>27352925
Nothing wrong with that, my man.
I'm this guy >>27351850
I actually like more dominant women. Kind of mature and a little motherly. So huge breasts and wide hips just goes along with that. I'm not sure which is responsible for the other though
>>27353020
I gotcha. I can see why someone would like a woman like that.
I like my women to have a strong attitude/character (not be a complete "I'll do whatever you say daddy" type, that gets boring fast) in public/day-to-day chilling but be submissive as fuck in bed
It's the best of both worlds in my opinion.
>>27353248
Do you have any fetishes? Or are you mostly vanilla?
>>27353316
Mostly just domination, as in, me dominating the girl
Me pulling her hair, light choking, spanking (this I do hard), etc. Cumming on her. Pretty vanilla stuff in a way. Not into pain or blood or anything like that. I also like anal.
You?
>>27353367
I kinda wish I was like you. I'm naturally more submissive. Most of my fetishes revolve around femdom. But mostly: Huge breasts (G/H cup minimum), Breastfeeding, General femdom, Feet. I'm also into giantess stuff
>>27351613
My answer has and always will be ass.
Ass is the best and cannot be trumped.
>>27353791
>ass
>trumped
Hah, was that intentional?
ass of course
however thick thighs are forever my weakness, goddam.
>>27353791
Those females sure don't look very old anon!...
Tits are not even a pale imitation of ass.
>>27352716
Can you get a rub job and a blowjob from a girl using her ass? No? Then tits it is
>>27353933
Old bitches are nasty
If I had to pick I'd go with ass. I prefer them having a good ass to tittie ratio though. Besides for me it's more about the shape of both. I like bubble asses, with a cuff, whether big or small. Round symmetrical titties, where the nips point a little outwards, big or smallish.
>>27354124
I agree with you on both matter.
A girl with huge tits and no ass = un-proportional.
A girl with huge ass and no tits = un-proportional.
I prefer both to be within the same "range"
I don't have a clear preference. I lean a bit towards boobs because the butthole is in between the ass cheeks and girls poop from there.
Personally I think armpits are best though.
Only one answer...
>>27352716
case closed for mei anon, i always knew my dick had the answer all along
>>27354199
Learn to enjoy the female asshole, life will be better for you
I personally like small boobs, no idea why, and I love big asses, but not too big. Girls with small boobs and big asses are a win-win for me.
>>27354276
It doesn't disgust me or anything, I just don't have any affection for it. It's a literal shithole.
I can fap to a pair of tits, can I fap to an ass? I've never been able to.
1.Tits
2.Feet
3.Thighs
4.Ass
>>27354785
This 100% I can not fap to just tits
I can fap to just an ass tho Ive done it plenty
>>27351613
Tits, ass has poopy
>>27354796
>This 100%
>Says the exact opposite
Wat
>>27354796
My bad. I read your post quickly and didnt realize you said the opposite. But you get what I meant.
I'm more of an ass guy, so I cant just fap to tits.
>>27354858
>>27354827
Im 4chinning poorly today
I prefer ass. But what I prefer is my subjective opinion, when objectively I have to admit tits are better for one very simple reason: She either has big tits, or she doesn't. It's that simple.
When a woman has a big pair of tits, she's hit the genetic lottery. Large natural tits are rare, fake tits being mostly horrific to look at. A nice ass is very impressive, but any girl can cultivate an ass by putting on weight and doing squats.
Simply put, women can't help having small tits, but can help having a small ass. Ergo, tits are superior.
>>27354785
souse please
my own research turns up nothing.
Tits are alright, one time I got a lap dance and she just gave me a motor boat. I wasn't that interested, during that I grabbed both hands full of her ass and rubbed it. She laughed and I was in love! Until I got the bill...
Tits are my favorite because ass is where the poo expell from
>>27354932
I don't know. I saved it from a random thread. I watched it for a good minute or so.
>>27355026
Looks like a win for boobs.
>>27355059
Tits are the fuckin' best man.
>>27354932
Tessa Fowler
t. tit connoisseur
>>27351613
I prefer breasts because I grew up in a first world country and I have no bisexual inclinations.
>>27355080
thanks, brother, though I'm slightly disappointed. I know tess doesn't do hardcore.
>>27355080
Do you like Boobpedia?
>not being an arms guy
>>27355080
The learned one strikes.
I fucking love large breasts, especially saggy pairs. Like I can't even express how much I love boobies with words. I just want to latch on to one side and play with the other, I want too bury my mouth around a fat nipple, I want to gently gnaw on one. I want to squeeze and tease until she can't take anymore. I want to put my face between two big funbags and slobber all around.
Don't even get me started on a pair of fat thighs, fat thighs normally mean a fat ass. Damn, if a girl has all three, then I would be her slave.
>>27352704
Good tits, bad nipples the color difference isn't great enough and they need to fucking protrude
cleavegae>ass>tits?
>>27355129
>he isnt a knuckles gentleman
>>27355104
Not that guy, but that's a great resource
Hips are superior. And ass is only good if it's muscular, fat ass is disgusting.
>>27351613
I think there has been a societal shift from tits to ass because of yoga pants and nigger music. Like when I was a kid I'd see cleavage all the time but now I don't see women showing off there tits that much anymore
>>27355100
Unfortunately not
She does have some grope videos though
>>27355104
of course
>>27355248
>preference shifts from tits to ass
This represents the decline of prosperity in American culture.
I'm not even kidding.
>>27355282
from nourishment to waste
>>27355188
>he doesn't like finger skin follicles
Since we're on the topic of tits, do you guys like big areolas or small ones? Big nips or small nipples?
I personally prefer big areolas and smallish/mediumish nips.
>>27355303
>he isnt an eyebrow guy
I would go fro ass, but a nice pair of hips is more of a turn on desu
>>27355347
As long as her nips don't match skin colour it does not matter.
>>27355391
Agreed. I like girls with caramel/tan skin, and their nips are usually darker... mmmm so nice.
big fucking boobies wins out 9 times out of 10
>inb4 footfags invade this thread
>>27355437
>chestlets say "But when I get old they'd just sag!"
>implying there's anything wrong with that.
If a girl says her tits are "perky" this is just a code word for B cup or smaller. There are literally trannies that are better endowed.
>>27355457
>his eyes
Hes become a beast
>>27355437
>>27355484
saggy are great, unless they are gross saggy like skinny saggy. ya feel?
these are perfect
>>27354015
FBI, please arrest this faggot.
>>27355511
Yes I know exactly what you mean.
My answer has always been ass.
A girl with ass and small boobs is acceptable but a girl with big boobs and a small ass looks like a fucking ayyylien.
>>27355347
Small Areolas.
perfection, pure and simple
Why does japan draw such beautiful figures? No real woman can compare
PRISON SCHOOL HAS ALREADY ANSWERED THIS.
ASS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER
MILKBAGS
Nothing beats the ass and feet combo for me.
>>27351613
My girlfriend has bad tits AND bad ass, but has a good face. What should I do
>>27355627
drop the soap anon?
>>27355696
this is now a Mazophilia thread, I've got hundreds of pics, enjoy
>>27356117
grass squares
>>27351633
I like a great ass, but there's something magical about boobs that is just so superior to everything else.
>>27356117
More like Macromazophilia
>>27356245
SHOW. ME
WHAT YOU G0T
>>27356117
I don't know if you know but Prison School is an anime with the funniest fucking plot I have ever seen
>>27356320
I wanna suck em like an itty bitty baby
Face and legs. I don't care about boobs and butt unless they are negative in some way, generally in the terms of being too big. But a pretty face and slender, sexy legs are essential.
>>27356425
Is the annie may as good as the manga?
>>27351613
Asses all the way video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKHUgJ5suIA
>>27356492
dont we a11
No one here is into bellies? You guys got some shit taste.
>>27357391
Oh I do love me some bellies
>>27357391
Midriff is top tier
>>27357876
This is so disgusting. No boobs and no ass no matter how perfect can ever compensate for FUPA or muffin top.
Why does she even exist, other than as hell spawn to frighten children?
>>27358667
More cushion for the pushin my friend :^)
>>27355457
God damnit, Tarantino...
>>27351613
I can't like ass because that's where the poop comes out of.
>>27358863
wt, fuck would you even be pushing into where belly would provide 'cushion'?
>>27360368
All posts of her are fuckable/penetratable
>>27360451
bellyfucker
thanks fr the user name idea
TITS 100%!!!
I'd rather fuck a tit-pussy than a real one. Cleavage is heaven to my dick. I think about paizuri all hours of the day.
>>27351690
prison school is hilarious
>people citing Prison School
the character was into tits, but needed to lie to convince him he was in to asses. he wasn't genuinely making this argument.
But even if it was true, why shouldn't you evolve with the times? Do you wipe your ass with leaves? Do you brush your teeth with a stick? Do you think of toilet paper as "fake leaves"?
Asses are great, don't get me wrong, but tits are the future.
>>27360668
Milk, or shit?
Toilet seats, or soft pillows?
Not much of a choice.
>>27360739
Giving life to infants vs disposing of waste?
>>27360780
>implying shit isn't delicious and nutritious
2D: tits
3D: don't care
>>27354229
>>27354276
>>27353944
>>27353893
>>27353791
>>27352790
>>27352570
>>27352112
>>27351690
>>27355627
>>27357257
FLIGHT OF THE SACRED
AEUGHHHHSSSUUU
>>27354276
>>27354541
Ass is best t.b.q.h.
>>27362114
Granny ass tbhhhh
>>27351613
boobs are nothing but fake asses
>>27351613
Why make this a pissing contest when we can all come together and enjoy them both equally?
>>27352001
with a good ass, you get the good legs man
>>27362635
They started it first. Boobfags are pompous. Looking down their noses and shit.
Calling assmen plebs, and scatological.
They're snobs.
Not assman is all bad. But boob guys are perverts who want them no matter what anyone says.
no respeck
No respeck at all.
>can slap an ass around, just not too hard
>all you can do with tits is feel them or it hurts
>ass conceals glorious pussy and butthole
>tits conceal nothing
>the average ass is pretty big even if it isn't curvy
>the average tits are small to average
>asses jiggles around while they walk
>tits are held up by bras, might as well be nothing there
>ass is always covered up, so it is a bigger reveal
>the only reveal of boobs is the nipples
it goes on and on
Both, with both tits and ass complementing each other.
