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I think I fucked up bros
I finally decided to get a hooker.
I was nervous so I took some sedatives and drank and I remember distinctly taking off the condom and going raw dog. Even fucked her in her ass until my dick was raw and came in her
>pic related
What are the chances I got AIDS
Also general hooker stories
I'm very sorry Mr. Anon, but we're going to have to... amputate the penis.
>>27351336
Chances are pretty high if shes got AIDS herself. Looks like warts.
Was it an expensive escort or was it just a hooker from the streets?
That's not aids, it's herpes.
t.herpes owner
Shiit my cousin had that shit its 100% aids man, sorry you're gonna die XDdd
>>27351336
That's ebola mate, your fucked
>>27351402
I called her off backpage. It was 500 for 2 hours. But she stayed for 3 hours
>>27351336
Could just be a pressure sore, you better fucking hope it fades after a week
>>27351435
500 for 2 hours is expensive as fuck, she must have been hot
Got any pics of her?
>>27351435
Dont worry. That just looks like herpes.
You should go see a doctor and get tested tho. If its AIDS it wont come up right now.
You must repeat the test in like 3 months.
Any other symptoms?
>>27351336
I think you're fucked man because that does not look good at all.
Go to a doctor because you could get a lot of infections from an exposed area like that
>>27351435
500 bucks for a dirty herpes whore, you got scammed it seems, dear sir.
>>27351512
Orginal content familia
I'm not an expert on sexual diseases because I never get fucked what's wrong with a bump on your dick or aids?
>>27351621
DEFINITELY not worth the price, man.
>>27351621
She looks like shes hiding something underneath that thick layer of makeup.
you cucked yourself bro
>>27351621
id fuck that
but i dont want herpes
>>27351621
You paid $500 for a 50 year old?
I could get a hot 20 y/o slav girl for $200 an hour max
>>27351676
Her age probably. She said she was 26 but she was in her late 30's
>>27351621
Thumbnail
>ok, she's decent
Full picture
>SO OLD
>>27351694
She looks about 45 m8
>>27351689
She gotta work to pay for her son's expenses.
>>27351336
It's lues you unlucky mother fucker. Get it treated before it turns you into a worshipper of Nurgle.
>>27351621
My mum is 59 and she looks younger than the hooker.
>>27351740
How much does your mom charge an hour?
>>27351621
This women looks sensational for being 65.
>>27351336
You don't ever do bareback anal with a hooker.
Beyond how risky it is, you're also doing bareback anal with a hooker willing to do bareback anal, which is how people die.
>>27351760
His mum's absolutely free of charge.
>>27351694
>late 30s
Wew lad, I've got some bad news for you. She's at least 55. Maybe 65 if she takes good care of herself.
OP has probably caught herpes or genital warts
>>27351336
Those are herpes bro
You should have gone to Greece
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html
>>27351379
Laughed the shit right out of me
Rip your dick.
>>27351621
She looks better in thumbnail format. You could've gotten WAY better for less, then again I live in the netherlands aka prostitute factory.
>>27351621
$500 for old bitch
>>27351336
>going rawdog on a whore
>who's had multiple unwashed dicks inside her
>IN HER SHITHOLE
You are fucking stupid.
>>27351404
what does the "t." prefix mean? I've been seeing that all over 4chan lately. Does it mean "signed by"?
How do you avoid getting herpes from prostitutes or sluts in general? Is transmission most likely with contact around the genitals or is it more global? Obviously wear a condom, but what areas should you avoid coming in contact with?
>>27351336
go to your local clinic you dumb fuck
>>27351623
>0 answers
>>27351901
In Finnish you often end messages/letters/whatever with "Terveisin", which translates to "Regards" or similar, and "t." is the short form of that.
t. knower
>>27351621
Look at those fucking crows feet. I wouldn't give that bitch over $60 and she better do everything.
>>27351959
Kek
It was worth it to lose my wizardhood
>>27351941
Thanks for telling me. That's what I thought it meant.
I've been seeing faggots use it a bunch in LoLgen on /vg/ going like
>t. Zed main
like that. I hope it doesn't become a regular thing people say on 4chan.
>>27351979
and now you have the herpe
Go to Craigslist and fuck a fat 80 dllrs whore ,, I use condom but, It was stupid not to condom
>>27351982
Seen it occasionally for years desu
The chances of catching AIDS from hetero sex is actually pretty low, although if you arsefucked her it's a different story
Probably just herps though. Get checked before you do it again, at least
congratulations op you played yourself
for 500 you could have gotten a petite college babe to rock your world
but you picked the 50 year old disease ridden whore instead
good riddance
probably the easiest money she's ever made
Serves you right for being a whorefucker desu, youre the scum of society, let natural selection do its work.
>>27352011
>The chances of catching AIDS from hetero sex is actually pretty low
This stupid meme is getting a lot of gullible people infected.
>>27351336
You had bareback anal sex with a hooker
Yeah you have AIDS. Sorry OP, you were an idiot.
So am I gonna die guys. Given I got ripped off
At least I'm not a virgin anymore
>>27351621
>$500 for a 50 year old herpes-ridden hooker
And people say I was a loser for quitting completely and becoming a tranny
>>27352021
>>27352044
kek - 2 hearts 1 mind
>>27351694
>She said she was 26
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>27351694
Dude, her fucking crows feet are at least 26 years old
>>27352100
She looked good naked. No c section scars or anything. Nice and tan
>>27351932
Here's a (You), just for (You)
>>27351336
If she has HIV and you fucking had unprotected anal sex then it's actually quite reasonable that you did get HIV too. Why the flying fuck would anyone have unprotected ANAL SEX WITH A WHORE
>>27351435
I want to try backpage but I'm scared I'll get caught in a sting. How can I tell if one is legit or not and where should I meet her? Is a BJ in my car ok? I'm just looking for a BJ desu
>>27351694
>26
LMFAO TRY DOUBLE THAT YOU MONG
eh.. dont feel bad
i once fucked a hidious fat ugly black nigger while almost black out drunk..
Only regret is i lost 100 dollars
Give me a link to her listing. I'll pay her that much if I get to call her mommy
>>27352202
When I was male even when I did pay for sex it was only $40 and even that made me stop and think "Is there even any point in me continuing as a man? Is this what the rest of my life is gonna be like? No friends and $40 a week fucking some bored looking hooker before she tells me to fuck off?" Betas should either kill themselves or become trannies if they are qt enough. 40 year old beta males are a literal waste of space, everybody hates them, and they leech off family or government funds. I don't know how you guys can go on like this. I was 100% going to sudoku but after I told my mum I wished I was a girl she said she's support me with that if it meant that I didn't sudoku.
>>27352274
I read tell them to come over on the phone then to ask to see their pussy before talking about money. Not only does this determine they are not a guy but also not a cop. Police can lie in stings but can't expose themselves or take part in sexual activity.
>>27352333
>When I was male
Stopped reading there
>>27351904
Condoms are good enough, I think, though I would just not fuck a whore in general because I would be too worried about the condom breaking cause holy shit STDs scare the fuck out of me.
>>27352365
When I had a dick, whatever /pol/
>>27351336
Anon don't worry. Just get tested and take it as it comes.
5 years ago I fucked a 40 something year old Asian whore in an illegal brothel without a condom. I've been tested multiple times and nothing.
>>27352528
The key issue here is that he had unprotected anal sex, which is far, far more likely to get you infested with HIV than vaginal. This is why HIV spreads a lot faster among gay people
>>27352525
>When I had a dick, whatever /pol/
Trannys really are this delusional
>>27352582
Fuck off you transphobe shit
>>27352566
Oh shit I didn't even read about the anal.
Still all he can do is get tested. Worrying does no good.
>>27352644
>Fuck off you transphobe shit
Back to tumblr with your hairy lip and stretched meat hole
>>27352333
>>27352525
>>27352644
>fail as a man
>see how easy it is to be a girl
>cut off penis
>think you're a girl now because you want to be one
Gee I wonder why people think you're mentally ill.
>>27352582
>>27352684
I have a job, a gf and friends, you're a fat neckbeard living in your mom's basement
>>27352644
why are your kind so fucking disgusting
guy who lives on my block suddenly turned "girl" and walks around in girls clothes while having long hair
everyone laughs at him and think hes a huge freak, he has literally no friends or respect from anyone
no one cares about you transfaggots
the only reason people cared about bruce turning woman is because he was a respectable man who actually was worth a shit
you guys are just pathetic "men" who turn women because 1. youre too ugly 2. you have no friends or family 3. youre pathetic and cant handle life as man
just please
kill
your
self
>>27352736
>I have a job, a gf and friends, you're a fat neckbeard living in your mom's basement
>(You)
That looks like a single big dot, herpes is supposed to be clusters of blisters, isn't it?
>>27352645
Well if it's been less than 72 hours he can go to a hospital and get some immediate treatment, that's been proven to eradicate an HIV infection. He's gonna have to be quick about it, and also have good grounds to believe he's infected (which, let's face it, unprotected anal sex with a prostitute is)
>>27352766
I had my entire dick swell up after fucking some random whore without a condom, it went away a week later and i got tested and had nothing, maybe op is as lucky but i doubt it being a whore and all
>>27352742
>Guy in womens clothing = all transsexuals
That guy just doesn't pass, Bailey Jay actually looks like a woman and I notice that she is never in any trans hate threads. Using guys in dresses without any hormones or surgery is cherrypicking
And FYI just because you don't like something doesn't make it disgusting
>youre pathetic and cant handle life as man
Pot calling the kettle black.
>>27352779
>Well if it's been less than 72 hours he can go to a hospital and get some immediate treatment, that's been proven to eradicate an HIV infection.
That's uncommon knowledge. This should be taught.
>>27352876
Topkek, you really think your normal don't you?
>>27352736
>Tranny
>GF
?
>>27352736
Hey! I myself have nothing against trans people but how hypocritical is it of you to use a discriminatory stereotype against someone who's doing the same thing to you?
Don't lower yourself to his level anon.
>>27352915
My logic:
>If you can't make it as a man, be a woman, otherwise shut up and accept that no-one will ever like you.
/r9k/ logic
>Scream and cry all day long on an anonymous imageboard about chads and stacies until society magically changes to accommodate your beta personality
>>27352923
Lesbians exist
>>27352962
They started it.
>>27353122
You are implying alot about me, but everything i have said to you is true, what do you have to say about that?
>>27353122
>They started it.
By that logic there words against you are justified because you're doing the same thing to them...
They'll never allow you to finish it. This is 4chan, nothing said here matters. What do you have to prove to a bunch random people online.
This argument displays a total lack of self confidence in both parties.
>>27353122
So you became a tranny because you're too much of a loser to cut it as a male? Nice one, faggot. It's funny that you're talking about delusions at all.
Also, good job making it even worse for people that actually have gender dysphoria, you pathetic piece of trash. They may never be able to be real women, regardless of what they chop off or pump into their veins, but they do suffer and they genuinely feel like the opposite gender.
Hope someone smashes your shit in or seriously hurts you, and given that you're both hostile and a creepy faggot, I have no doubt that'll eventually occur.
>>27352736
>can't address the fact that he'll never be a female and that he just ran away from being a male because he's too much of a pussy to hack it
>hurdur ur a fat neckbeard and I have a job and a gf!
Just kill yourself, you dickless freak.
>>27353173
I'm talking about /r9k/ in general. Most people here are beta males no?
>>27353212
Very true, I don't know why I still come here. Every time I switch on my computer to do CAD drawings I think "hey, let's pop into /r9k/ and see what it's like now" and just end up in a dumb argument. I'm never coming back.
>>27353300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw
>Smoked a bunch of weed and drank alot
>Suggest we pick up some hookers
>We find three Nigerian whores
>They take us to a hotel , its $4 for the hotel rooms each and $10 to fuck each one round max 30 minutes, spend 10 minutes setting this shitty deal up.
>Take off clothes, finally losing virginity
>Touch her body, kiss a butt, back, tits...she wont fucking kiss
>Kiss her butthole.
>Start jerking
>Can't fucking get an erection
>She leaves after 5 minutes, takes her money and goes.
>Dick was ridiculously small and I couldn't get an erection.
Fuck this life bruh's. Dont know why we bother.
Is that the only lesion you have OP?
It looks like herpes but if there aren't multiple lesions then ITS SYPHILLIS AND CAN KILL YOU VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.
SYPHILLIS WILL GO AWAY AFTER A WEEK OR TWO BUT THAT JUST MEANS THE DISEASE IS PROGRESSING TO THE NEXT STAGE. YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR ASAP.
IF YOU CATCH IT NOW YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH JUST ONE PENICILLIN SHOT. IF NOT YOURE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT.
READ THIS POST AND DONT FUCKING IGNORE IT YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
t. Medfag
>>27353255
>So you became a tranny because you're too much of a loser to cut it as a male?
Who does that? After a month of being unable to fap anyone who wasn't serious would quit. Obviously I must have always wanted to be female to go ahead with it. I said I used to fuck hookers (literally the entire reason why I am in this thread) but it was boring, I never had much interest in using my dick. So if I was not that interested in being a man AND I was shit at it why the fuck should I continue? My dysphoria was mild but it existed in the sense that I always preferred to look feminine and cross-dressed in secret occasionally but being male was convenient for me until I reached my twenties when it started to suck so then I now had 2 reasons, I'd rather look female AND I'd do better in the female social role.
>>27351336
Anon I got a pimple under my lip as well from last weekend. I think I caught herpes. Fuck.
>>27351621
>500
>For that
LMAO
>>27353383
You kissed an african hooker's asshole? Are you guys trying to get AIDS?
>>27353398
So again, you just failed as a male, so you decided chopping off your dick and pretending to be a girl was for the best. Dysphoria my fucking ass, you had a crossdressing fetish.
What a fucking loser. Please kill yourself. I wouldn't even care if you weren't such a hostile piece of shit, but you're pretty obviously a garbage human being.
>>27353489
>Said I had a low sex drive
>"You have a crossdressing fetish"
>>27353441
That's not how aids work.
>>27353735
Well that's how hepatitis works
enjoy your liver cancer
>>27353783
I'm not even him. Don't get hostile man.
>>27351336
Did you snapchat this to your fucking bros, normie?
>>27351621
you got goyimd
>>27351904
Herpes can manifest around the genitals, so any skin-on-skin contact can transfer the virus. Condoms only help the area they cover.
>>27353122
>Lesbians exist
>Implying that they are actually a woman because they took hormones and cut their dick off
>>27351336
Might just be a wound cause by your zipper. Or the like.
average tranny bloxxxxx blox
>>27351694
ahhahhaaa lol mother fucker she's definately like 58
