Today's REEEEEEE checklist:
>Anyone who isn't a kissless virgin
>Females
>More than one friend that's not online
>Uses social media
>Chad
>Employed
>Mom doesn't hate you
>Has a car
>No piss jugs
>In school
>Doesn't like Anime
>Never had TFW
>Not overweight
>4/10 or better
If you have any of the qualities above, you are a normie and you need to REEEEEEEE RIIIGHT OFF OF MY BOARD NORMIE FAGIT REEEEEEE
>>27351031
I have most of these but I've been here since 2008 suck my dick premie
forgot to RE
>deez muphuchin nutz!
HA GOT EM
>>27351077
Normie scum. We don't need you here.
>>27351031
About 1% of robots get through all that...
>owns a car
That has nothing to do with being a robot
>>27351031
>dont like anime (-1)
>desperate for friends
>go into anitwitter (social media so -1)
>try to make friends
>nobody likes me
>get out
>still dont like anime because it reminds me of the time I tried to make internet friends
do I still need to REEE?
>>27351031
I'll do myself.
>Anyone who isn't a kissless virgin
I am a kv
>Females
I'm a dude
>More than one friend that's not online
No friends anywhere
>Uses social media
lol no
>Chad
nope
>Employed
no
>Mom doesn't hate you
don't know
>Has a car
no
>No piss jugs
I piss in a toilet
>In school
no
>Doesn't like Anime
I've never liked it
>Never had TFW
I have
>Not overweight
maybe slight but not a lot
>4/10 or better
don't think so.
>Anyone who isn't a kissless virgin
khhv
>Females
no
>More than one friend that's not online
Yes, 2
>Uses social media
no
>Chad
no
>Employed
no, NEET
>Mom doesn't hate you
Mommy loves me
>Has a car
No, will get one
>No piss jugs
Pee in the lee
>In school
no
>Doesn't like Anime
Meh, am a bit on the fence
>Never had TFW
Have
>Not overweight
BMI = 27
>4/10 or better
'no'
>>27351031
I have all of these except I dont like anime and I'm in shape.
Had a qt stare me down in the uni food court today lads.
>>27351031
>More than one friend that's not online
>Uses social media
That loneliness really getting the best out of you my dear manchild?
>>27351031
Agreed. Reeeeeee
GTFO NORMIE SCUM, GO BACK TO FAGBOOK OR TUMBLER U FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
I have kissed and have two friends. I'm around 6/10 and I'm not overweight. I have never pissed in a jug.
I'm probably weirder than most here, considering the amount of normalfags flooding the board in the past 6 months.
>tfw normie shows you "funny vid"
>its not funny at all
>tfw normie talks to you how his life is so shitty
>"i am always quarelling with gf and i must work!"
>tfw normie talks to you about quarrel with his gf, or with his "exes" like you have any idea about that
[] Anyone who isn't a kissless virgin
[ ] Females
[] More than one friend that's not online
[ ] Uses social media
[ ] Chad
[ ] Employed
[] Mom doesn't hate you
[] Has a car
[] No piss jugs
[] In school
[] Doesn't like Anime
[ ] Never had TFW
[] Not overweight
[] 4/10 or better
Am I a robot? Or am I in the clear?
Fuck. I didn't know i couldn't copy and paste checkmarks
>>27352936
But I like to watch the suffering here
>>27351163
>We don't need you here.
Guess who chooses whether someone is here or not.
>Protip: Its one person
>>27351031
>Not a virgin but haven't dated in about a year
>male
>have exactly one IRL friend I genuinely enjoy being with and see on a semi-regular basis
>have facebook but mostly for groups and meme pages
>closer to gamma than alpha or beta
>NEET but looking for work
>supportive loving family
>no car of my own but get basically unlimited use of moms car since she doesn't work anymore
>piss in toilet or out window like a normal human
>not in school
>Miyazaki movies are cool I guess but mainstream "OHAIO UGUU SENPAI KAWAII" shit makes me want to burn things
>daily feels
>skinny as shit
>generally rated about 6/10
>Mom doesn't hate you
Wouldnt say hate but not proud
>Has a car
21 no liscence
>No piss jugs
Eww
>In school
Wanted to try to end my life as a NEETplan to drop out at semester end
>Not overweight
Severely underweight
>4/10 or better
Supposedly im a narcissist so idk anymore
Ones I left out dont apply to me
>>27351031
>Anyone who isn't a kissless virgin
I'm a kv
>Females
male
>More than one friend that's not online
literally zero irl friends
>Uses social media
i have a fb
>Chad
not even close
>employed
nope
>mom doesn't hate you
i don't think she does
>has a car
no car
>no piss jugs
I use normal restrooms
>in school
yes, but I'm failing all my classes
>doesn't like anime
I like anime
>never had tfw
never have
>not overweight
I'm about 30 pounds overweight
>4/10 or better
I'm a not a great judge, but I don't think I am
