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When did you realize lifting is a meme if your face is ugly?
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When did you realize lifting is a meme if your face is ugly?
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People on this board were calling the guy in the 2nd picture from the left an 8/10 if he took his glasses off. People on here are absolutely retarded when it comes to measuring others' looks accurately.
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they probably wouldn't look so freakish if they didn't roid
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>fat
>been fat all my life
>may or may not get facial gains when I lose it all
>don't know until I do it

It's like playing the lottery
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>>27351010
that guy 2nd and 4th top row could look decent if he got rid of his glasses and autism haircut
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>>27351147
You have nothing to lose, so you might as well check to see if you're a hidden Chad

>>27351246
No, just no.
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And yet all of them probably have gfs
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>>27351118
Same motherfuckers rating legit Chad's a 6/10
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>>27351262
Look at their eyes. They're all dead inside.

They have the same type of 1000-yard-stare eyes you see on robots
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> implying women wouldn't rather fuck a guy with an 8/10 body and a 4/10 face than a guy with a 4/10 body and a 4/10 face

I hate this whole " lifting is a meme if you're ugly" meme
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>>27351415
The point is that women won't want to fuck either. You're either a yes or a no and these guys are nos.
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I just started lifting
Have the body of my dad
He and all his brothers have sharp as fuck jawlines and nice facial aesthics

I'm skinny-fat, i know once i drop the weight and get a bit muscular like they all used to be i will be able to slay pussy

Also

muscular and ulgy > fat and ulgy
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>>27351467
This guy gets it

For women, having sex with a guy is binary. YES OR NO

And only money can change their NOs to YESs

Women can find good looking, muscular guys anywhere on the Internet or IRL. They don't need to settle for the ugly quasimodos in OP's pic
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>>27351010
Rather be fit and ugly then ugly and fat.
But then again, I'm not ugly like most of those guys in that pic.
But then again, I'm not white, so I'm at a disadvantage.
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>>27351415
Women would rather fuck a skinnyfat guy with a sexy face than any of those guys. Even a chubby guy with a good face, really. If their objective was to get laid they should be wageslaving hard and spending thousands on plastic surgery instead of gymcelling.
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>>27351010
what's with memers getting tattoos once they get fit, it makes you look like a tool
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FACE = EVERYTHING

Start saving up your money, so you can looksmax with surgery
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>>27351118
>2nd from the left looks like a down syndrome autist
>3/10 at best
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>>27351010
Femanon here.
All they have to do is to grow a beard....
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>>27351010
They look way better than what they would've if they weren't /fit/,
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Lifting is a meme anyway. Lifting just for asthetic reason is being an ultimate cuck faggot. Excercise often but do it for health and functional strength.
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I always knew it, luckily though my face is not ugly :^)
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>>27351631
They are still ugly, mostly undesirable, and most people with just assume they are over compensating for the fate that they are ugly.
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>>27351793
This

If your face is ugly, it's over for you

No matter what you do, people will think you're compensating
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>It's a men rate other men thread
Will you faggots stop doing this? It's been proven women rate men entirely different than men rate men and the outstanding majority of men are considered to be below average.

Women have two ratings for men, attractive and not even a fucking human.

Stop pushing the idea that lifting weights will compensate for an ugly face/shit height
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>>27351645
>functional strength
indeed
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>>27351246
No he wouldn't u fag
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>>27352180
>If your face is ugly, it's over for you
Also If you're under 5'10 forget about lifting altogheter. You'll always be seen as an overcompensating manlet.
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>>27352375
>being under 6'
>having less than a 8/10 face
>not having blue eyes
>not having blond hair
>not lifting for minimum 1 year
not gonna make it brah
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>>27352554
>not having blond hair
Only works if you're nigger black like Wesley Snipes but otherwise it's all true.
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>>27351010
nigger on the far left should have worked his traps and lats to avoid looking this retarded

back exercises are not a joke
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>>27352603
niggers don't have blond hair
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>>27352628
Only a nig can pull off a blonde wig
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>>27351010
The fact that you compiled this, as an excuse to be lazy/unactive and rip on people who work hard to improve themselves, is really fucking pathetic.

Have you tried killing yourself?
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>>27353195
>compiled this
Anon that image has been floating around 4chan forever.
>excuse
Also how's that him using it as an excuse for lazy behavior? If your face is shitty like that there is literally no point in building up your physique
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>>27351010
>>27352554
Lifting is eternal and transcends the needs of facial aesthetics
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>>27353419
Well if you're gay like Scoob it's not hard to get lovers anyway but for the overwhelmingly straight male population of /r9k/ and the world it becomes more difficult to hookup
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>>27353195
Newfag or b8?
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My face is like 6/10, so I'm okay.
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>>27351010
Having a nicer body still helps
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>>27353972
6/10 is not good enough in today's sexual market climate. You need to be 8/10 and above for women to notice you.
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>>27354011

I'm funny, so I've got things going for me. We'll make it.
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>>27354029
Everyone thinks they're funny. You probably not funny at all. In fact, why not vocaroo a little bit of your stand up? If you're brave, you can make a video and upload it to youtube
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>>27351010
from left to right

6.5/10 face, 3/10 body genetics

3/10

4.5/10

3/10

3.5/10

2.5/10

can't tell, maybe a 4.5

4/10
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>>27354067

Nah, I'm funny. That's why I had friends in high school. Girls still tell me I'm funny and I'm not good looking enough to warrant lies.

>stand up

Uh, no. That's the lowest common denominator of humor. Comedy isn't done best (or even well at all) when spouted on demand; situational humor is the mark of a genuine comedian.
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>>27354121
>Comedy isn't done best (or even well at all) when spouted on demand; situational humor is the mark of a genuine comedian.

This, that autist you're responding too is too stupid to get that being funny doesn't consist solely on telling jokes, especially not elaborated jokes.
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>>27354171

>tfw people in high school hear you're funny and say "tell me a joke"

No, that's not how it works you fuck.
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>>27354121
Funny is one of those things women compliment you on when you have no other redeeming qualities. There's always that beta in a group that uses self deprecating humor to get along and genuinely thinks he's funny
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all they need is to grow a beard and stop the pretty boy act to look good.
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>>27354201

So now girls associate with self-deprecating betas?

Which timeline is this, again?
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>>27354201
>hahaha anon you're so short
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>>27354231
Have you not heard of the term beta orbiter before? I have no idea why anyone would think you need to be alpha in order to have female friends, especially given the amount of green text here where anons describe being rejected by friends they had believed themselves capable of seducing due to their "personalities."
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>>27354193
Playing pretend is much more common than telling a joke for funny people in my experience.
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>>27354256

I've never beta orbited so I can't really conceive of what it entails. Do you just give the girl a bunch of compliments and say bad, unfunny things about yourself, or what?
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>>27354272

A steadfast rule in improv comedy is to always accept the frame the person presents.
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>>27354273
It's a proto-cuck, they attach to the underbelly of a female and follow her around while offering confirmation of her opinions while knowing you won't get any sex but doing it in the hopes of getting her to at least touch your dick
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>>27354256
but alphas don't have female friends either
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>>27354219
I know you're trolling, but you're right. They all have weak chins/jaws. If they grew thick beards, they could hide their subhumanity
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>>27354301

I don't think that would ever happen to a clinical narcissist like me.
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>>27351147
Do it. I was a fat ugly shit and now I'm a Chad.
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>>27354311
i'm not trolling, you even agreed with me.
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>>27354324
Post a photo of your build Chad
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>>27351147
become a powerlifter brah

you'll get to eat more and not die from heart failure any time soon.

srs
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Then you become Dolarhyde.
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>>27351010
Sincerely, I only ever lift so I can be strong enough to defend myself. Nothing is going to make up for my horrible face.
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keep lifting until someone loves you

fucking idiots
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>>27351559
Are you sure you're not just being judgemental and overly critical to make yourself feel better?
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>>27354404
Where do you live? Why not just get a self defense weapon?
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>>27354404
Lifting won't protect you in a fight you stupid fucking moron
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>>27354219
>>27351591
A bit more realistic. someone do the rest
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>>27354854
Still fucking bad. The left one has the most chances but i bet he's a manlet, middle one has poor facial proportions and removing the glasses kills him completely. Right one also has poor facial proportions that not even beard can hide them.
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