who /looks okay from the front but HOLY FUCK godawful from the side/ here
pic immensely unrelated
I do because of my triple chin
feels bad
>>27350723
This has been my main motivation for losing weight. I have a fat jaw/neck area and figure I need to lose at least 20 more pounds to look similar to OP's pic.
my face is asymmetrical, but i have strong features, like a defined jawline and chin, a heavy brow, and a straight nose, so my profile looks better than my face from the front
I guess i know that feel
>>27350830
at least you can grow facial hair
>>27350723
THAT FEEL
I:'m convinced there's a psychological effect wherein everyone thinks they look pretty bad from an angle they're not used to e.g. the side
But also I've got a big old aquiline nose which I don't particularly like and I think it imbalances my face so from the side I just think I look like garbage regardless
>>27350830
selfie posting is strongly discouraged here newfriend. if you took a sick new selfie that you would like to show off to other anons, the selfie posting board is here >>>/soc/
>>27350849
Yeah but it grows god awful
>>27350869
Yeah whatever dawg
>>27350859
might be
but there are people who look genuinely shitty from a certain angle
>not even subconsciously always positioning your face so that the front is facing the cuties
>can't grow a beard
>will never bald
vs
>can grow a damn good beard
>started balding at 18
vs
>can grow a very shitty, at best average, beard
>will bald at 30
Which do you choose?
>>27351003
the first oneoriginal
I look like a combination of turkroach and jew from the side. Front is decent though
>>27350830
You don't look bad, just a bit gay tbqh
>>27350723
It's the COMPLETE opposite of what you said for me, narrow straight nose+ strong chin make me look GREAT from the profile, perfect profile.
Non existent cheekbones and oval face make me look like ass from the front.
>>27350723
Fucking hell, yes this is absolutely me 100%
And I know it's not just me being a self conscious vain loser; other people fucking verify it for me. lmao
>go on Omegle, camera angled so face is front
>"you're cute"
>"are you real?"
>"strip"
etc etc
then if I turn to the side,
>everyone
>fucking
>disconnects
Thanks, nose!
It's hard enough trying to talk to people on Omegle as a guy because nobody wants to talk to guys (wtf) but I have to deal with not fucking moving my face for a whole conversation if I want someone to stay? Fuck that website and fuck society
I'm considering a nose job because I'm a depressed superficial loser who needs to rethink his priorities yeah yeah I get it
>>27351003
The first option of course. Balding is horrible and why do you assume being able to grow a beard is necessarily good?
>>27351116
>nobody wants to talk to guys
Because Omegle consists 95% of desperate men who think they'll get a woman which will either send them sex related text messages or expose herself.
>>27350723
>mfw I'm the opposite
feels all right I guess.
>>27351116
>It's hard enough trying to talk to people on Omegle as a guy because nobody wants to talk to guys (wtf)
>(wtf)
someone must be putting flyers advertising /r9k/ on campuses or something. i dont know any other way to explain all these fucking faggot posters that ive been seeing lately that are so out of tune with the community
>>27350723
reporting in. its soul crushing desu. especially since my face is so assymetrical its even worse on one side.
>trying to get over image issues
>convince myself with a good amount of effort I can attain 5 or 6/10
>catch my side profile in the mirror
>ohfuck
>left side 4/10
>turn to the right
>literal 2/10
>really start to notice how fucked up my skull shape is
>contemplate suicide
>>27351211
I didn't mean "wtf" as in "I was unaware of this, and this is news to me!"
I meant "wtf" as in, "what a fucking stupid mentality." It was precisely described by >>27351116 but I didn't feel like typing that out, instead I summarized it by "wtf". Sorry for triggering you
I'm well aware of how the Omegle community works, I just think it's fucking stupid
>obsessed with appearance
are you 14, OP?
>>27351293
good thing you defended yourself so your reputation isnt tarnished on this board
>>27351293
Oops I meant it was described by >>27351170
>>27350723
Shit feel tbqhwyf
Yeah I get that. I mainly blame the large nose. From the front it isn't really an issue but the side, WEW
>>27350723
I have /onegoodside/ and another side where my hair is constantly fucked up and awful looking
Kms tbqh family
>>27350723
Reporting in. I have no chin so my face is just a single slope to my neck.
