I live next to 4 chads. They constantly party and it pisses me off so I filled their ash tray which is always kept outside (pic related) with petrol while they were at where ever the hell they go during the day.
An ambulance just pulled with the lights on so I assume it worked.
Post stories about how you got back at the normies.
the fuck is wrong with you dude
????
>>27350236
Damn son. Good work.
Any idea what happened?
You're pretty edgy
Does anyone have the green text of laxative man?
this is gold
oc58483
>leave the coffee maker on overnight at work
>move all the boss's papers to different stacks on her desk
>change my password so they have to use their own account on the computer
>eat all the candy they leave in the break room
I AM A MAKER OF MISCHIEF
>>27350539
very devilish, anon
KEEK damn, what the fuck how did it happen.
and no, i have no stories because im dumb so im not good with plans and im lazy. dont like to put so much effort in revenge
but im good at fight, in hs and before i used to fight a lot with those bullies, so theres no interesting stories.
>>27350482
What do you think?
>>27350509
From what I could tell neck and face burns. One of them left in the ambulance and he had some sort of plastic bandage covering from his neck to his nose, the rest left in a car and I assume they followed.
The paramedics were inside for a good half hour. Hope he's fucked up.
>>27350615
Nice. Any possible evidence that might implicate you?
Did it explode, or just a large flame surge up?
>>27350615
you burned some people on purpose
are you fucking retarded?
>>27350615
good job my dude
>>27350639
aside from the fact that op posted this on 4chan, the most FBI ridden website on the internet, im pretty sure they wont have evidence on him
>>27350639
Not that I know of. Finger prints on their gate is about it but I could say I was getting my cat or something.
I didn't see or hear it so I'm not sure.
>>27350655
I burned the people who burned me my whole life, why do I care about them again?
>>27350236
>not just calling the cops and letting them get fines for excessive noise.
>>27350718
no one actually gets fined for that
>>27350679
I'm a very paranoid person, I'm posting this from a university network using a phone that's in someone else's name.
I'm also outside of FBI jurisdiction.
my mom bought the weeks candy supply from shop, but i ate it all in an hour, then i say, hey mom where is candy? she say in kitchen room, i say no, and show her no candy,
>she go out get more candy
haha
>>27350236
What did they do to you specifically?
>>27350236
>Butt Bucket
>>27350761
Nothing specifically but their existence is the cause of all our problems.
>>27350749
using your mom's cellphone at your local community college isn't exactly a significant degree of separation
>>27350716
I'd expect the cops to be asking you some questions soon as its obvious that this was a malicious act and you're a suspect since you know the victims.
>>27350808
Mom died in 2008. Try again but you won't scare me.
>>27350639
as long as there are no witness, he doesn't bulk under pressure assuming they question him and he doesn't have a gas can with "for those fucks" written on the can it be very hard to put it together.
Petrol is common to own or have on your person. To suspect OP they have to bring the neighborhood into question. There is also the fact they left it outside which then brings all kinds of headaches of how you can accuse anyone of spiking it because for all they know the petrol was from the victims activities
>>27350824
We don't need to, they'll do that in prison better than we ever could.
>>27350236
Let's say in theory your actions gave them a better life?
How would you feel about that?
>>27350842
I've posted guns timestamped guns here threatening to shoot up schools. I'm not going to jail for this.
Again you won't scare me.
OP im proud!! i admire you!!!
also i want to know how it feels
im curious
>>27350827
actually you are forgetting they can proxy date when the petrol was placed in the cup. Also he did this outside and depending on where he lives there could actually be hidden cameras. My neighbors have a set aimed at a house across the street because they are frat tards that do stupid shit.
this is bullshit story
gas doesn't light from embers it has to be a spark
>>27350860
>I've posted guns timestamped guns here threatening to shoot up schools.
So you're on a monitor list then.
>I'm not going to jail for this.
Keep telling yourself that.
>you won't scare me.
I don't need to. That'll be your cellmates job.
>>27350860
>I've posted guns timestamped guns here threatening to shoot up schools.
so you admit you are just a lonely shitposter making up stories for attention?
>>27350844
It won't him a better life. Despite hating normies I do envy them, of course I want a life filled with happiness and such.
If it does somehow make his life better it would annoy greatly.
>>27350872
It feels like anything else, passive.
>>27350824
>Mom died in 2008
I'm so sorry pal.
Did you stuff the body and use it as a sex doll?
>cigarettes don't burn hot enough to burn gasoline
Mfw
>>27350903
thats what i thought, would you do this again?
>>27350891
lel you're so funny
I bet you believe in karma
>>27350891
>being this ass blasted
>>27350885
Is that why you can't smoke in petrol stations.
>>27350898
No. I did it to see if the whole fbi will get meme was real, seems it isn't or all it takes is a registered proxy and someone else's net and phone to get around.
>>27350907
are you actually retarded?
preemptive original post
>>27350939
And I bet you believe you're smart enough to get away with it.
>>27350236
What exactly did they do to you? Sounds like you're the bad guy here.
>>27350907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMrj9VFl2cY
>>27350942
Almost as ass-blasted as the fagtard who put a neighbour in the hospital.
>>27350885
The liquid gasoline itself doesn't light, but if there was a good vapor build up which I suspect was the case given the container it could definitely ignite.
>>27350928
Probably not on this level but If I could get away with blowing their whole house up and killing them all I would do that.
>>27350236
Spooky m8. Personally I wouldn't go to such lengths (#2beta) but noice for actually fighting back. What were their reaction? Any crying parents? Any looks of regret? Do you think that without their normie looks that they will get a taste of the robot life? Or will they just be praised and given more attention for being a "survivor"
>>27350787
thought it was a portable toilet at first
>>27350971
He's unnervingly passive. You're the one pushing your point like an autistic child.
>>27350974
there would still have to be a spark and with that type of ashtray you either snuff the butt on top or just drop it into the bottom
can anyone explain to me what happens when petrol ignites?
>>27350939
>I bet you believe in karma
Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. I'll be praying for you.
I walked in a room and there was some normie fuck sitting there.
He said hi to me and shook my hand, I said hi back.
Deep down I didn't mean it.
>>27351008
>He's unnervingly passive
>putting a dude in the hospital with a petrol bomb
>passive
Dumbass might get slapped with a terrorist charge, but okay.
>>27351020
I got fucked over without fucking, and that's why I don't believe it
I'm not op btw
>>27350990
I didn't hear any reactions but it seemed very serious by the way they left. I didn't want to hang around outside knowing something would happen. Paranoia and what not, you can never be too paranoid imo.
>>27351008
>passive
>conspiring to burn up his neighbours
>passive
ok
>>27351008
>guy blows up his neighbour because REEEEE
>calls other people children
>>27351032
In this conversation, you whiny child.
>>27351020Originallus Spellus From Jeovahvus
>>27351017
it combusts a chemical reaction
>>27350236
You know, a lot of people grow up after high school, OP. Apparently you're not one of them, but if you had walked over with a 30 pack and introduced yourself during one of their parties and acted like a normal enough fucking human being they more likely than not would have welcomed you in.
>>27351058
The conversation about attempted murder?
>>27351083
are you implying chad can have empathy?
>>27351032
You're obviously an ass blasted normie with empathy.
You dont know the definition of terrorism, do some homework.
I bet you were the guy in the laxative thread saying it was "chemical warfare" and reporting the guy to the cops. Faggot. This is how little we care about your kind
OP here. Anyway guys I'm off to bed. Even with the guy getting burned it just feels like another night. See you tomorrow.
>>27351127
I think he's actually praising OP and defending him from the claim that he's passive
>>27350236
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/investigate/terrorism/terrorism-definition
>"International terrorism" means activities with the following three characteristics:
>Involve violent acts or acts dangerous to human life that violate federal or state law;
>Appear to be intended (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population
>Occur primarily outside the territorial jurisdiction of the U.S., or transcend national boundaries in terms of the means by which they are accomplished, the persons they appear intended to intimidate or coerce, or the locale in which their perpetrators operate or seek asylum.
>"Domestic terrorism" means activities with the following three characteristics:
>Involve acts dangerous to human life that violate federal or state law;
>Appear intended (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
>and Occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the U.S.
>>27351115
Most chads are actually decent bros from my experience.
>>27351128
Goodnight OP. Don't stop fighting the good fight.
Normal people with their constant parties, thought they were going to have another good time with alcohol, socialising, and casually disregarding the suffering of those they don't even count as human, and instead received severe burns to the face.
>>27351127
>You dont know the definition of terrorism,
Neither do cops or normies, dumbass. This is a one-way trip to poundmeintheass prison. Least he won't die a virgin.
>>27351159
I know
I remember a 9.5 turbochad from HS that was the coolest guy ever
his friend chang (asian chad) was a fucking prick tho
>>27351115
I think it's saying that op should force himself to conform to the normies, despite how he was outcasted from their social circles, aka 'just grow up and be a normal human being "
>>27351151
>>27350749blox1345
>Robots post about their revenge against normies
>Normies chimp out and try to shame us
Listen normalfags, you've already made us despise you by treating us badly. I feel so happy everytime there's a school shooting. Fuck normafags.
>>27351186
Hail Cho
I can't fucking believe there are people here who are not happy about what OP did.
What, you think that if you were the one with burns, they'd give a fuck about you? Hell no. They wouldn't even notice, probably. Probably mock you for your burn scars behind your back if anything.
>>27350903
Reason I ask was one of my roommates got some bad burns that got him disability money even though it didn't effect anything of him and it was his fault for the burns, he pulls in about $400 extra a month for a total of 5 years it's actually pulled him more tail as well, the girls here apparently dig burn scars so it aimed in his favor. And again, this was where he fuck up and burn himself not an outside source so it could even go better with them.
>>27351151
The US has a really broad definition of terrorism so they can skirt the constitution.
>>27351083
>im-fucking-plying everyone wants to be around normalscum
Haha oh wow. You normals are so fucking deluded.
This is probably the same reason you can't fathom that robots are serious when they tell you to fuck off. Believe it or not, you're not wanted.
>>27350749
you just said you live next to them retard
they will just cross reference the victims neighbors with smelly manlets, and you're name will pop up
not that it will happen. You're obviously lying
>>27351171
I hope that those normies now get a taste of the robot life with their burned faces. I feel that they will only be praised more, coddled, considered a "heroic survivor" or something
Well done, senpai, well done
>>27351202
this
sometimes I feel like I'm the only robot here that doesn't secretly wants to be a normie
>>27351128
>people that are not underage catch the bullshit of OPs story
>g-goodnight guys gtg hahha"
>>27351219
Maybe the burns will become infected and the guy will suffer even more. There's always hope.
>>27351094
>attempted murder
not really?
but yes, in this conversation he is sperging less than you. i'm not sure why you think the topic of this conversation changes that
>>27350236
OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9EqQAMkLx8
>>27351186
Low-level normies who have hurt you in the past isn't the same as a bunch of Chads who live next door to OP.
OP's hate was misguided, instead of getting revenge on those who hurt him, he may have permanently disfigured someone who has done nothing wrong to him.
And no, I'm not a normie but this shit is fucking stupid.
>>27350716
>I burned the people who burned me my whole life
>>27351128
It seems like OP is from Australia. If what he said is true it might be in the news somewhere. I'm going to try to dig it up and try to find out where he lives.
>>27351027
how is it possible to say "hello" insincerely?
>>27351186
This, normies cast us out, ridicule us, disregard us, and think nothing will happen to them? They think they did nothing wrong, and think they are doing something heroic by ridiculing is even more when we lash out at them, or think differently from them. I don't think they really care about anything we do, as long as they can stand on some high ground and spit down at us, they're fine. Ignorance is bliss right? Yet they conform to whatever the sjws do
So can someone explain how it would burn his face and neck?
>>27351241
Explosives usually fall under the "murder/attempted murder" banner. Kinda hard to twist it as anything else, especially with malice aforethought.
>>27351273
I posted video evidence why this wouldn't work FFS
>>27351297
It wouldn't even ignite
>>27350236
can't happen nice bullshit.
1. need a spark to ignite petrol in such a small dose
2. IF the fums built up enough to cause an explosion that would burn you as OP implies they really smell it and wouldn't be able to be near it without coughing a lung let alone smoking near it
3. the plastic would absorb most of this unless you filled it full and again the moment it was pick up you notice it was full of liquid and dump it which would remove the fire hazard
>anon burns chad
>oh no attempted murders ::::((((((
>chad burns anon
>lol he had it coming
>serves him right
>creepo!
>natural selection at work baby
>shoulda been urself broskitatofessor
>>27351224
Was thinking the same thing
>>27351273
That would make this story even less believable
>>27351256
It's a societal problem though, all the normies are in on it. Society rejects us, disregards us, and expects us to live with it. What have the normies done to include us in society? They seem to be willing to include the feminazis (which only take up 18% of the female population I think), but they will hate on us whenever we call out, using ad hominems like we're all just butthurt virgins. Could ops neighbors be chill? Probably, probably not, considering the wide brush society is painted with
This here >>27351261
This whole thread fucking reeks of rogerism.
>>27350891
>your cellmates your cellmates
get over it buddy
>>27351202
I'm not so fucking deluded to think everyone wants to funnel beer at a party surrounded by attractive women, but lashing out at people that have not personally done anything to you is almost certainly because you have some deep-seated jealousy of Normans because assholes in the past didn't accept you.
I will personally have just as much fun whether you want to hang out with people like me or not. It literally makes no difference to me how you choose to live your life, but don't try to tell me the ones that lash out at random normies don't secretly wish they were a part of them.
>>27351326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uxl6gN3BqU
If we consider it was an ashtray and not just a cigarette, it would be enough to combust.
We need to know the nature of the cigarette and the ashtray before though
>>27351453
Why? OP couldn't.
>>27351506
Being a moral knight doesn't work here fag
Some of us honestly want OP to remain impervious to authorities and that guy with his life ruined
>>27350615
nice work brother
>>27351539
So drawing unwanted attention is good, now?
>>27351503
you stupid?
>>27350236
> I filled their ash tray which is always kept outside (pic related) It's a plastic butt bucket
also if it was a metal ashtray it would have been as obvious as fuckface it OP you didn't think this bait through
>>27350968
Why has this post been ignored? It proves OP is nothing but a shitposter making up stuff for upvotes.
>>27351597
What the fuck do you think this board runs on?
On little flowers and puppies?
On Chinese cartoons?
It works on different individuals looking for the attention that they've never got outside.
Sharing stories are unwanted attention
We seek attention fag, most of us are not here for the 'lulz'
>41 posters
>110 replies
how many posts are just OP talking to himself?
>>27351632
2.6 posts per anon
OP here. Just got pulled out of bed by a knock on the door, one of the chads. Probably should have turned my living room lights off but I leave everything on because of paranoia, not that it really matters because I'm out of lorazepam and probably won't be able to sleep tonight anyway.
He introduced himself to me and asked if I had seen anything, played dumb but said saw the lights and asked what happened, chad only got second degree burns and loss of facial hair. They thought he lost his eyes, shame. It does seem suspicions they only came and asked me and it's almost 4am but I did have my lights on.
They're now all out the back talking. Wouldn't it be funny if they found this thread. We'll see what happens, maybe police will show up.
>>27351618
>upvotes
FUCK YOU REDDIT FUCKING FAGGOT BITCH REEE
>>27351656
Good luck anon
Remember
No sympathy for the toasted
>>27351647
For r9k that's abnormal. and this thread has too many first time posts and questions ask/response for that break down to workyour the same anon trying to get attention with the Therapy shit aren't you?
>>27351656
Take pics if you can anon... Actually dont, that would photo evidence... Keep us updated op. if this is bait, it's nice bait, I like the story
>>27351665
awww is op butt bwasted?
is he mad his wittle thwead has been dispwoved?
is he mad his wittle thwead has been shown to be r/4chan bait?
>>27351706
>your the same anon trying to get attention with the Therapy shit aren't you?
I just post when there's math involved
>>27351656
How would they know it was foul play so soon?
If what you did was legit they wouldn't have peace it together that fast? Even if they found the traces of the petrol they couldn't jump to sabotage so soon, they have to confirm the amount in it was place by another (which you couldn't)
Oh and the big one, how the fuck do they know it happen at the house
You fuck up OP
You can even troll right.
>>27351702
I'm a robot, no feelings left, no sympathy, no regret, no nothing, just typical jaded me.
>>27351706
If you'd like I could screenie the posts you suspect are me. I despise attention whores.
>>27351715
My thoughts exactly, there's not a lot I could picture for proof, if the police show up I could take a pic of that but it would be used as evidence against me. Paranoia will keep me safe but in the end I don't really care what this amounts to, if it amounts to anything.
>>27351769
I assume because their ashtray combusted then burnt, they probably would have thought, hey, we didn't put anything in that. Maybe they do have cameras, who knows.
>Oh and the big one, how the fuck do they know it happen at the house
What do you mean? It happened at their house.
>>27351656
>>27351837
>OP introduces new "information" to make his thread seem relevant/interesting again after his story has alreay been debunked
Nice try faggot, but no one is buying your bait.
>>27350907
Gasoline is non-flammable. Its the fumes that burn
In closed and warm enough container gas evaporates and becomes pretty much explosive.
>>27351887
That's ok. I'm going to keep thread updated if anything new happens anyway. You could always hide this thread.
In the mean time let's follow the subject matter; post stories about how you've got back at the normies.
>>27351837
>trying this hard to keep the lie going.
Shit man you are just wanting attention at this rate otherwise why keep posting?
>I assume because their ashtray combusted then burnt
It's a plastic Butt Bucket it would have shot a flame up and at best melted. It would not "combusted".
But keep going with it, Im sure you are getting a giggle out of the underage fags buying the made up story of magic petrol and the butt bucket of death.
>>27351618
it proves nothing since its filmed in cold and windy weather. Give gasoline some time to evaporate in a canister and put your teories to a test.
>>27351915
which a plastic bucket built to remove fumes faster than normal you are not going to get your explosion
Hell if anything petrol would just melt the damn thing before a lit match could even get near it.
>>27351950
>canister
This implies it's closed. An ashtray is open. The fumes created if any would disperse away from the ash tray over time due to diffusion. As other people have mentioned MULTIPLE times, it takes a spark or direct flame to light gasoline. That's why LIGHTING a cigarette at a gas station can cause an explosion. Not the actual smoking.
>>27351924
my god that is the worse damage control Ive seen on 4chan abroad.
>>27351950
how does it evaporate out of a cup with a hole the size of a cigarette? you're speculating without fact
>>27351618
OP is talking to himself and clogging as many response as he can to avoid anything that will disprove his ruse
>>27351950
So then by OPs pic this set up is impossible to happen.
>>27352000
It's what the thread was meant to be about, that's why I put it in the op, twice, you normies just went nuts over what I did. First with the fbi reports, now this.
It's almost like you don't know how robots work.
>>27352034
I don't care that much. Is there a single robot in this thread?
>>27351950
>it proves nothing since its filmed in cold and windy weather.
Did we watch the same video? The guy hovered and pressed the cig directly on the gas. Weather don't mean shit.
and if that's all it took to fuck it up then OPs story could never happen.so how long till we have to wait for OP to post a revised version bait thread trying to fix the errors he has made?
>>27352067
You aren't even a robot. You're a shitposter from Reddit looking to capitalize on upvotes.
>Be me 16
>Know this chad in my school
>Everyone knows he smokes weed
>He also sells it
>Just before school tell him I'll buy him some
>Sure dude
>H-hey let's do the transaction near my locker
>Tell the principal
>They check him his pockets, and I'm nowhere to be fund
>They find the weed and expel him on sight
>I act innocent and never told anyone
>The principal became some sort of bro
>Secretly dismantling the school's drug ring
>tfw he's in a reformatory
>>27352067
>I was always shitposting really it's what robots do
>Shows the last 5 most recent posts
>Im not samefagging guys really
Thank you for the laugh
>>27352139
shut up OP nobody cares
>>27352175
>Nobody contributes to the thread
>Everyone is giving attention to OP
>Try to share story
>called samefag
>>27352132
How insulting. Could you prove this.
>>27352144
I thought the guy meant that post was me, I didn't even read it. Shows how much I care.
>>27352139
8/10. You probably helped him in the end.
>>27352243
maybe try again with a story that doesn't suck ya fucking narc
>>27352243
>screen caps just like OP but mashes keys to avoid Untitled
>Even the same retarded no proof that he isn't OP
>"Im not OP guies"
My sides can't take much more of this.
>>27352352
OP here. Just for you.
>ITT: bitter normies
oc4739
>>27350236
lmao normies btfo
You do know this is considered attempted murder, right? And you didn't even wear gloves and so you left fucking fingerprints on stuff. Are you fucking stupid?
>>27352912
Among other things yeah. I know the law well.
Only on the gate as I stated earlier, I poured it into the butt bucket. No police yet, maybe tomorrow, hopefully never.
>>27351202
I'd rather kill myself then have normie friends.
