mom just pulled up in the driveway with mcdonalds
best feel in the world
mom will never pull up in the driveway again...
>tfw we're getting Burger King tonight
>>27347037
ur mum pulled up her knickers after i fucd her lmao
>>27346994
Did you say "fuck the mcflurry, bitch, I wanna put my ragingly hard-cock inside of your moist mcslurry"?
>>27347037
oh shit i just remembered, when she dies i wont be able to feel this feel anymore.
she not too far from death either
mom just pulled up with steaming hot Brussel spouts.
what do you guys usually get from mickey d's?
me, it the double quarter pounder meal
weekend mommy just pulled up in the driveway with 17 empty beer bottles
>mom pulls up with a Little Caesars pizza pizza with crazy bread and crazy sauce
>>27347063
I get a 20 piece nugget and ask them to put the nuggets in a large cup instead of the boxes
then you can just pour the sauces on, shake it up with a napkin on top, and then "drink" your nuggets
>>27347091
>she also pulls up with some weird skinny guy with tats
>he is also crazy
I miss those days as a kid when we'd go to McDonald's, before my family felt bad because of our weight issues. I'm relatively fit but being overweight for the entirety of my childhood made my mom feel very guilty because she and my dad were couch potato parents who didn't encourage me to exercise.
I can't blame them though and i work out so it's fine. I still miss going to McDonald's and ordering those big macs
I love my mom, she does this for me practically every year
Sometimes i masturbate to incest porn though...
I hate myself. I wish I was never been born. I wish I had a father who would beat some sense into me.
>>27347114
>he's also called little caesar
>>27347114
>the guy is you
>when your mum mentions that she doesn't feel like cooking tonight
>OH SHIT ITS MCDONALDS NIGHT
>"so let's just have toast and soup - that's easy to prepare"
Is there a worse feel?
