Oh god I want to die
>swallow a bunch of air to fart a lot later on because I like stinky farts
>begin farting
>suddenly have to shit
>the shit flies out my ass like a cork and splatters against the side of the toilet bowl
>smells like fucking hell unleashed and not the good type of stink but it stinks like chemicals
>keep farting and it smells like that
>my stomach hurts like fucking hell
Can you actually swallow air to make yourself fart?
Wouldn't the farts not smell like much in that case?
how do you swallow air?
I can just only breathe.
>walking home from the store
>at crosswalk, standing behind some young girl
>she lets out anaudible fart
>i'm day dreaming, not paying attention
>without thinking about it, take deep breath and make audible "mmmmm" sound
>girl looks back at me with a disgusted look
>mfw
JUST
>>27346812
>>27346821
Do you know how to burp on cue?
It's the same shit only you have to absolutely refuse to let the burp come back up after you charge it up. About an hour later you start farting the stinkiest farts ever.
>>27346782
GO BACK TO /d/
Did anyone else "accidentally" drop their pencils in school to bend down and smell your own farts?
>>27346863
Mate I just like the smell, no fetish involved.
>>27346837
Like, were you intentionally trying to smell the fart?
>>27346837
>She farts in public
>You're the weird one for smelling it
wut
>>27346837
m8 you should've smirked at her or even quipped something to make her uncomfortable
>>27346837
You fucked up jack.
>>27346837
>Not asking her to sit on your face
>>27346837
>she farts
>she's disgusted with you
sounds plausible
>>27348238
Everyone farts, not everyone sniffs them
>>27350783
That's the best part.
She knows you fancy a cheeky wank.
>>27346782
my mattress smells like stinky farts at this point
you fuckers need to improve your diets. I hardly ever fart and when I do it tends not to smell of anything
only have stinky farts when I need a shit
>>27352213
My farts are the worst when I eat stuff that's almost gone bad
