25+ only thread
Daily reminder that if you're younger than 25 your life can still be fixed.
Good thing I'm 25, I was sick of trying anyway.
>>27346587
How? I want out!
is 21 too late for HRT?
30y/o human bean with a roboto shell reportan for non dutay.
>>27346607
>>20
Still just a fucking child, deserves ridicule for complaining about anything to do with their job or romantic situation.
>21-24
Can begin to show symptoms of permanent loserdom, especially after 22, but still has a reasonable chance of fixing things
>25
At this point, you are destined to be a loser, but you might be able to scrape together a life that is mediocreish and maybe not hate every waking moment for the rest of your life
>26-27
Getting dangerous. You are likely doomed, though a sliver of light remains until
>28
The true final endpoint for being "okay" and maybe being able to feel like merely a loser instead of a pathetic piece of fucking garbage-scum that did nothing even remotely of value ever
>29
A year of penance for your string of endless failures; should be spent mostly in silence and shame.
>30
You are fucked and can never repair your life to even the level of your typical loser. You are utter scum, disgusting even to the losers of the world, and you will be a source of humor, ridicule and embarrassment everywhere you go. No one will respect you no matter what you do, ever, and you should kill yourself.
I was tired of trying anyway.
>>27346587
>if you're younger than 25 your life can still be fixed.
Yes and no. The brain keeps on developing up until the age of about 25
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24173194
However if you get to 20 and you have had no friends, then who knows maybe your brain has already lost 10 years of social development and you could be permanently fucked. Being bullied at school could also fuck your brain up.
>>27346653
what if charles baudelaire killed himself before 30?
fuck that, dude
>>27346669
>charles baudelaire
That faggot was from a wealthy family and had at least lost his virginity before he was 25.
He's also a french poet; literally no one fucking cares. He is only remembered because he was from a prominent family and jerked off the right dudes. I wish he'd killed himself out of the womb.
>>27346705
he was a proto-NEET
>>27346653
>>26-27
>Getting dangerous. You are likely doomed, though a sliver of light remains until
Dude i was already stressed out enough.
>>27346756
OP here
I'm 26. Just accept that while a low possibility of life remains, you are basically fucked, and get over it.
>>27346774
looking forward to regressing to my preteen escapist moe anime 24/7 phase during my late 20's
>>27346803
I actually have a very hard time watching anime now after binging for the last 8 years or so. I like cute anime girls, but I hardly watch anime these days. Only good things airing this season are Galko and Durarara Cour 3.
I spend most of my time shitposting or sleeping, a smidgeon looking for a real job, at least several hours a day worrying about my debt, and what remains is either video games that I go through the motions with to waste time or watching western stuff on Netflix/amazon.
>>27346849
god damn it my life needs to fucking change
i cant believe i wasted my teens just shitposting
brb cutting myself
>>27346653
Life Coach. Get one.
>>27346774
One cannot accept the unacceptable. I'll probably sit like this in my 30's, still waiting for that miracle to happen.
>>27346975
https://youtu.be/AsG1_3OTzyY
Jeff is like ugly Anon that wants to change in music form
>>27346975
I'm sure I'll invent stupid excuses and false hope for myself too, but let's be real for like ten minutes.
Going to be 29 in less than two weeks. There has been and never will be hope for me to socialize normally in the world. I will always be an outcast, though thankfully people don't ever pick on me, maybe they think my behavior is a bit too erratic to mess with me.
I do have some hobbies that can be fun but right now then ten hour days at work along with the six day weeks are a bit draining on me at the moment.
>>27347566
>works a 60-hour-a-week job
>even dares to suggest he's not a fucking normie
I want to pin you down and fuck your boypussy until you're crying you piece of normieshit.
>>27346996
>i gave it up for 4chan
ONE OF US
>>27346996
Jesus Christ, that's horrible. 10 seconds into that is enough to know that it's just indietrash by some queer loser.
>>27347587
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
It isn't like my work is highly skilled.
>>27347621
Eat my butt you fucking normiefaggot; you'd be too tired after work to tear my head off and your poop probably belongs to Mr. Shekelstein and he'll sue you if you give it to me without his permission.
>not that skilled
If it's above the level of retail, fast food or warehouse, you're a fucking DOUBLE normie.
It's not our fault that you're also a gay and boring normie that none of your coworkers like.
>>27346653
I turn 28 in a month and a half.
> if you're younger than 25 your life can still be fixed.
But I'm 25 and I just got my new job, my new license and my new (to me) car.
>>27346587
I'm 20, it's already over.
>3 years into worthless degree
>haven't had a normal conversation with another student since freshman year
>no friends since high school
>no gf ever
If you're over 25 and single, your life is over.
You had one life and you ruined yours. congratulations.
you were SUPPOSED to start dating your wife when she was like 18-22 and you were the same age. that way you'll be able to enjoy her optimal beauty and innocent years before she starts to decay and become corrupted.
if you start dating a 25 year old as a 27 year old, that means other men enjoyed her best years which you'll never get from her. they experienced young love with her, the most pure and powerful type of love there is. the relationship is skewed in her favor from the start.
Not only that, but at age 25+ all high value (cute, innocent etc.) girls are in long term relationships or married themselves to dudes that snagged them in high school or college. you're literally just left with the trash that no one else wanted.
Common cope incels hold to is to become richcel enough to marry 10 years younger when they're 30 or so but those marriages have high levels of divorce and you have to be super Chad and rich to pull it off. it's also creepy and weird to most of society, and you two will have no chemistry due to growing up in different times. she will also not be attracted to you due to your ugly aging looks, which will probably hurt.
If you're 25 or older, and still single, just don't even bother getting dating long term. don't bother getting married. you already lost lmao. don't make yourself suffer more than you have to. honestly it's probably closer to 22/23 that the chance of getting a decent wife ends, I'm being generous.
>but I didn't want to get married anyway
cope. it's every dude's dream to own (because that's what marriage literally is, ownership of a woman) a cute, nurturing, innocent girl and have her bear a bunch of your children, cook meals for you, and spend the rest of your years loving eachother in sweet blissful harmony. if you have convinced yourself you don't want that you're coping buddy boyo.
>>27348796
>piercing
into the trash it goes
>>27346587
>>27348796
>If you're over 25 and single, your life is over.
I wish it was true... but it's not, I still wake up in the morning... I'm still alive and unemployed. I don't care about 3D relationships though so it's not that bad. Though it's getting harder and harder to get a job when you're getting older and you're still inexperienced and have holes in your employment history.
>>27349272
>I don't care about 3D relationships
....what other kind of relationship is there? 4D?
>>27348796
Just date younger women. I'm early 30s and I only date younger 20s.
>>27348759
Congrats, you have literally a year to push yourself with all your effort to a trajectory that isn't aimed at "hopeless fucking 30 year old loser piece of shit", and your chance of success is almost zero.
At least you like best bakemono boy.
I'm 24, do I still have hope?
I wish I hadn't squandered the opportunity to make friends/have gf when I was forcibly surrounded by people my age in school/college/uni. How are adults even meant to make friends? Everyone at work is at least 20 years older than me and that's the only human interaction I have. If you had at least one friend they could introduce you to their friends, and them to their friends etc, but I feel like if you don't have any friends when you've finished education you're fucked.
>>27346587
27 reporting in.
still have hope to be able to fix my life. started therapy today. but the analyst found out that my girlfriend is a patient of her. so back to the waiting lists. adaptive disorder it is.
screw my girfriend btw
>>27349328
You must be gnu here.
>>27349393
>hurrr imso broken
>gf
please fuck off.
>>27349393
what the fuck is wrong with your life exactly. you have a girlfriend?
>>27349382
There's no hope at that point. No your life is over. Next 50 years are just going to be you slaving alone.
You guys need to stop stressing out so much, I was a fat neet shutin until I was 28, then I lost a bunch of weight, got a job and started lifting, 3 years later and now I am 31, making tons of money and look better and am more fit than I have ever been in my entire life, I even got friends from work and have hooked up with a few chicks, life can be turned around even at the later stages, though I will admit I have a super babyface and most people think I'm still like 20 which could be a factor in all this.
>>27349393
>has a girlfriend
>can afford therapy
>hey guys can I get in on this dank meme too where I pretend my life is a mess like yours
>>27349393
I would happy kill you you normie fuck, go cry to someone who cares.
>>27346587
>if you're younger than 25 your life can still be fixed.
sorry but the cutoff for "fuck my life forever" is objectively 23,
>>27349433
to be precise, im having two of them. but i cant really say im happy therefore. cant really get in touch with my emotions. cant feel happy about anything. sayin i have reason to be happy and not complaining is like saying we all should get the fuck out since we dont starve in africa
i was 22 when i became a shut in 7 years ago.
dropped all my friends because im sick of hearing "you got so much potential though"...
watched myself grow into a fat fuck. last year had a revelation that i was in control of my life and i can get back into shape and pull a cutie to hold at night, then i jumped on /r9k/
at this point masturbating disgusts me, relationships disgust me, cute anime girls disgust me and i trap women i meet into stupid arguments so i can berate them until they fuck off probably as a safety measure but my psychologist is a fucking nerd.
unlike these faggot sjw's i do have ptsd, the kind you get after being stabbed by a group of heroin junkies.
if there was a button to render all to ash i would gladly put you all out of your fucking misery myself included.
have a nice day.
>>27349537
>implying i was looking for your empathy
>>27346587
>implying my life needs fixing
Holy shit you guys over here are a bunch of whiny faggots. Im a 27 year old kissless virgin and I have absolutely NO REGRETS that I turned out this way. I can just imagine that if I was a normie, I would be stuck in a shitty ass kissing job, in a shitty relationship, be forced to share my secrets to my partner, and basically be in far more debt trying to please my gf with useless consumerist bullshit, only to get cucked on by my gf behind my back.
The biggest mistake you faggots made in your lives is trying to get away from your parents trying to be independent for the sake of conforming to societys expectation of independence.
Silly little faggots.
Staying with my parents has allowed me to save close to 6 figures and also get good at my skills which I plan to use when I go full time freelance in a few months from now when I get my website and business cards all set up. I have maintained a good relationship with my parents and have even insisted to pay them rent for staying around longer. But guess what? They refused!
Man, I am literally laughing right now at all the losers stuck in dead end relationships, dead end jobs, spending their hard earned wageslave dollars buying shitty self help books like -how to win friends and influence people- or -rich dad poor dad-, who are still trying to find their passion and their soul mate.
If youre not a chad normie already on track on a high paying career and married to your high school sweetheart by age 25, leaving behind your past and your roots to find your utopian independence is the worst mistake you beta robots can ever make.
>>27349720
>cute anime girls disgust me
Fucking how
>i trap women I meet into stupid arguments
Edgy as FUCK senpai.
Tell us about those heroin junkies pls
>>27349727
Then shut the fuck up and piss off to some other site, you pussy-assed normieshit.
>>27349749
>get good at my skills which I plan to use when I go full time freelance in a few months from now when I get my website and business cards all set up
Man can you please just tell us what you do? I get so sick of having to ask when you niggers brag about this.
I don't even think you're wrong, I'm just curious, because even though I'm a 26 KHV, I'm happier this way than as a wageslave in a deadend marriage anyway.
>>27349763
tldr version
>date a girl in high school for 3 years
>graduation day her side piece rocks up
>he is friend from primary school
>punch him
>go to her party 2 weeks later try to mend things
>faggot i punched brother and friends stab me
>Edgy as FUCK
you don't know the half of it.
>Fucking how
reminds me of this slut and her whore friends and several other whores and just never again.
>>27349791
>Man can you please just tell us what you do?
You just need enough free time and live around a supportive environment with family, relatives or friends.
Otherwise it just won't work out.
>>27347587
>working more than 40 hours
>normie
Only wageslaves do that and only do that so they aren't homeless. I'm a wageslave, but not much of a normalfag. I mean, how can you be a normie if you work retail at 26 and have no friends?
>I want to pin you down and fuck your boypussy until you're crying you piece of normieshit.
Are you a big guy?
>>27349999
>Are you a big guy?
Let's just say that mom has to get an extra mcdouble with my value meal at McDonald's, anon.
>>27350032
Pay my way out of wageslavery and my bp is all yours big guy
>>27349763
im sorry mister charming, normies are here to stay. dont know how this coulve happened. either some robot traits became fashionable by now or this board is just getting interesting for normies. dont know where i fit in.>>27349763
>>27350064
You pay my way out of student loan debt first and I'll be the most supportive, wonderful, butt-destroying boyfriend you've ever had eat a cheeseburger over you while engaged in sodomy possible.
I'm 23 soon.
I'm in the navy and I can already get a decent job once I get out 3 years from now. I'm not socially retarded but I'm very ugly (3/10 face wise but I'm tall and my body is decent). I've had one long term relationship and that's probably going to be my last because no one has shown interest in me since. Am I doing alright for my age?
>>27350166
better than most robots i'ed say
>>27346722
>he was a proto-NEET
Fuck off fucking retard.
>>27349999
Why the fuck aren't you at work, boybitch?
what up, f am
25 kv neet on bux, been on 4chan since i was like 16. basically never had a chance in life, super robot, etc
honeslty the goal isnt to get a gf but to make life liveable. if ur depressed all the time and suicidal and shit, then thats a problem
for me i do psychedelics to cure my depression, try to fast randomly, play a tit load of videogames, and take life easy, and honeslty, ive never felt better
ive always really hated school and was always depressed growing up because i always moved to a new school every couple of years plus im debilitatingly shy and quiet, but now being a neet i can just escape in the V I R T U A L world and just live a relatively stress free life
plus it really helps that im a schizoid and honestly havent felt the need for a girl in like 3 years atleast, and havent felt the pang of one itis feelings since i was like 21
>>27350302
What's a good mile stone to have? Where should I be at by the time I'm 25?
>>27350126
I can barely pay my own bills
>>27350419
Because hour cuts so I have to take stupid night shifts as a cashier just to make sure I get a paycheck.
>>27350488
Oh hey you're the ibogaine dude right.
>>27350699
I thought you said you work 10 hour days, six days a week?
Were you lying to me, boybitch? If that's the case, I don't know if I can be a big guy for you and smash your BP on a nightly basis while you pay my SL bills.
>>27350712
oh shit family how the fuck did you know
maybe i say the same shit every post, fuck son u creeping me out here
VAN GOGH DIDN'T START PAINTING UNTIL HE WAS 27
THERE IS STILL TIME
I CAN STILL MAKE SOMETHING OF MY LIFE
>>27350727
I got fired from second job and first job got cut hard with slow season. Retail blows.
>>27350781
He was also not only financially supported by his brother, but socially supported by him too (he literally found people to be his friends, prostitutes to fuck him etc.)
I have no one and nothing.
>>27350819
Why not just move back in with your parents and be a piece of shit like me, baby?
Maybe you can move in with us and we can have loud, gross, gay sex in my smelly bedroom all day.
>>27350826
he had to run away from home at almost 30 years old to avoid being put into an insane asylum by his father and fell in love with his widowed cousin
>>27350744
I'm stalking you senpai expect me desu I'm right at your front door! no but really I just recognized the way you write and the words you use and your story.
>>27350854
Maybe you can move in with us and we can have loud, gross, gay sex in my smelly bedroom all day?!
Sounds like the title of a really exciting light novel desu senpai
>>27350854
I already live with my parents. I'm paying out the ass in medical bills and credit card debt and barely have enough money to keep the internet, cell phone, and car running.
>Maybe you can move in with us
I'm not looking to get gangbanged or raped fampai
Not like it's easy to have a fresh start after 25 either. By that point most dysfunctional people have tried a couple of meds and often been isolated for long periods. Baggage like this makes it so much harder. The anti-depressants i tried possibly did some permanent damage, i've never really felt solid after i took them, just apathetic and eroded.
>>27350958
>gangbanged or raped
You've got it all wrong boytoy, this would be lovemaking between us two only. I don't want to share your BP.
I was so poor I narrowly avoided having a 20k medical bill a few months ago. Thankfully, state welfare came through and left me debt free.But, at least you're not 40k in debt for a degree that does dick for you.
Also, your parents don't pay for your internet? What the fuck? Mine pay for my net, cellphone, car repairs, etc. not that I use the latter two much lately.
