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Just had a poo edition
About to have a poo, but I think it may be diarrhoea
>>27346443
I hear that. Didja need the skewers?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
had some fig rolls and a coffee
as soon as my cheeks touch the rim I'm getting turned inside out
got a jobseekers agreement review in 40 minutes wish me luck lads
Voting for this week's movie night is now well and truly shut and the winner is Four Lions, by quite an impressive margin.
See you lads Friday at 10pm, at the usual place!
http://youtu.be/Y34jC4I1m70
tfw feel when it's hiromushi's first summer
>>27346654
I fucking hate four lions
It only got voted in because of Poleaboo
>>27346654
>tfw I'm pretty sure Demo Man shitter tried proxying late last night, but gave up after 2 (two) votes.
>>27346825
Unlucky anon, maybe K-on next week.
Tasting my mate's homebrew tomorrow. It's meant to be IPA but it's black and he apparently didn't use any hops. Will I die?
>>27346836
I think I'd prefer that desu
>>27346654
>>27346825
why are you watching debatably chris morris' worst when he's done shitloads of other fucking fantastic and weird work?
>>27346443
any other dolescum NEETs here getting texts off avon reps to sell their toilet paper?
>i didn't even give the job centre this number
>don't know if i should press as to where they bought it from
>just texted one of the cunts back
Literal conspiratard on Channel 5 right now
>>27346654
What an inappropriate and unfunny choice. You'd think you'd have some sense and give it to the second place nomination.
Disgusting that you would use the attack to promote your shitty stream.
I'm so sleepy all the time lately.
I'll sleep for about 16 hours, wake up then feel sleepy about 4 hours later. It is seriously getting in the way of general living...what do?
Right. I'm in my second year of my Law degree and the exams start mid/late May.
I have done zero work this year. Literally zero work. If I knuckle down from now until the exams do I have a chance?
>>27346963
>>>/r/eddit
liberal hand wringers pls go
>>27346973
get into a routine of going outside and exercising. go for a jog in the morning. walk around the block.
sorry, i hate that this has to be the answer too. i tried the amphetamine diet and it doesn't work, take it from me.
>>27346989
yes
origblox comment
>>27346995
I jog everyday and use the gym 5 days a week.
The issue I have is that I'll feel perfectly fine if I'm outside but the moment I sit down at my desk I'll just want to sleep and then I'll be out like a rock for hours at an end (I'll sleep through alarms).
My diet is fine and I'm staying fit. I've only had this issue for the last two weeks or so.
I also don't drink anything with loads of sugar, I did buy a coke to drink two days ago to try and keep me awake and I just threw up about 5 minutes after drinking it.
>>27347002
Is that from personal experience?
I'm freaking out that I've just bombed it utterly this year.
>>27346989
You didn't have coursework or review time with tutors?
This thread is officialy
DEAD
E
A
D
May as well move over to /brit/
>>27347038
yes
it is doable
>>27347056
this is the speed it normally goes at you cunt, we're still on page 1 so wind your neck in
>>27347045
I did well in two of my coursework subjects netting a 95% and a 70%. I blundered in the other subject as I just misunderstood the question, getting only about 47%.
But in terms of the subject matter for the exams I have done no work. I wouldn't be able to answer any question at all. I am hoping its not too late to get some serious work done.
How long does it take for anti depressants to work? I've been on mirtazapine 15mg for 2 weeks and I still spend every waking moment reliving every mistake I've ever made and thinking about hanging myself.
My appetite has increased massively and I'm not waking up at 4am anymore, but if I don't feel any better there doesn't seem to be any point in me taking these pills.
What does it feel like when the pills start working? I wish I could just fall asleep for a couple of months and wake up when everything is better.
>>27346989
Not unless your one of the chosen people.
>>27347087
They should be kicking in by 2 weeks, 4 weeks at the latest.
If it's getting that bad and you have no obligations, tell the doctor and he may give you some diazepam
>>27346989
I left my dissertation until a month before the deadline, I bullshitted my way out of every meeting and review, buried my head in the sand and spent all my time doing dark souls PvP.
Despite that, I still scraped a 2:1. It all depends how much work you're willing to put in, I was spending every waking hour in the lab trying to sort my research, and ending up falsifying results so I could write more words about easy topics.
>>27347074
Well you better get the fuck off 4chan and start thinking about your future
>>27347087
When your dick stops working, they are coming into effect. Don't expect anything good though, your depression is caused by a lack of things in life which bring you satisfaction, a pill is not a substitute for this.
>>27347116
OK, so I'll give it another 2 weeks and see what happens. Do you know how it feels when they start working? I'm not sure what to expect, whether it will be a gradual improvement, or if I'll wake up one day and everything I worry about will seem insignificant.
Given myself an erection, but I don't want to fapit away.
It's a persistent git though.
>>27346654
What was the fifth film?
still no waifus. has britfeel entered a new era?
>>27347352
>new era
Get fucked ya cunt, this is how it used to be
>>27347180
Do not expect overnight effects. If your looking for signs like that, you will probablly just feel more hopeless and disappointed.
>>27347352
No fucking anime shit here you child shagging puff
>>27347087
This is the type of poster that's bullying fastguy because they are so superjelly that they will never feel as good as him even though it's their fault that they are depressed
Why is the BBC such a closed off elitist club?
>>27347815
Footlights, I imagine.
>>27347815
Blame da joo.
>Kings Cross station evacuated
>underground is stopped
PANIC THEY'RE HERE ISIS WILL TAKE OUR GREGGS
Are you living in the real world?
The fictional character you are so deeply in love with questions this.
Post waifus
Jesus lads I'm never buying from a place that uses UPS again.
>order an expensive guitar
>narrowly miss the first two UPS delivery attempts
>schedule the next delivery attempt so I don't miss it
>wait inside all day for the fucking thing
>check tracking info
>it says the package is broken
>assume that it's not going to arrive
>fuckers deliver the package the next day without warning
>package taken to the warehouse
>try to call UPS but they have a useless automated service and I can't get through to a human.
>package sits in warehouse for a week before it is sent back to the retailer.
>recieve a rudely worded email from the retailer asking me how I would like to proceed with the order
Evens yes
Odds no
Decision time robot
>>27348293
Should I dump her
>>27348158
I once spent several weeks buying little knick-nacks as gifts for a friend. I made the mistake of using UPS to send it. The insured value was only $100, but I'd spent more than a month collecting everything from lots of different places. One of the items was a bottle of maple syrup. Everything was securely packed and cushioned and there was a "fragile" sticker on it.
I got a note from UPS saying the syrup bottle broke so they just tossed the whole thing in the trash and they'd be paying the $100 insurance rather than wash the stuff off and delivering it.
UPS. Not even once.
>>27348356
>$
FUCK
OFF
YANK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
original comment you stupid fucking robot
>>27348293
should i get before teatime
>>27348388
I'm not an Amerifat, you tea-slurping pom.
Poleaboo is worried he might be close to getting Septic Shock from all the cutting because one of the symptoms is diarrhoea
>>27346989
Same here mate. 2nd year of law and I've been to uni a total of two times this term. I didn't even do anything when I went. Assignments and exams are coming up but we can manage, as long as we start studying right now
>>27348431
lol
the main one being you swell up like a balloon, just keep the wounds clean (don't use tapwater) and you'll be fine probably
>>27348431
Get some help you twat
>>27348450
>just keep the wounds clean
I-I-I don't clean the wounds, I only thought of using tapwater (what else is there) and it hurts when applied to the wounds
>>27348431
>cut
>it's a fucking scratch
A cut, by definition, reaches the adipose.
>>27348147
God, I sure hope not
>>27346989
Same but first year Computer Science, I need to get my ass on these slides..
cancelled my sub to vice magazine in '13, they're still sending me it for free and have been for the past three years. dumb hipsters.
also you should all watch nathan barley if you haven't already.
>>27348498
>noel fielding
eh, no thanks mate I'm ok
>>27348147
Might go to the shops today, just been playing WoW 12 hours or so a day for a while.
>>27348517
the guy is in all six episodes for about 10 minutes altogether. anyway julian barratt, the main character in barley, is the superior boosh, everyone knows this.
>written by chris morris and charlie brooker
but ok stay in your cave
>>27348455
I want you to help me
>>27348517
My first and only gf in secondary school had a huge thing for Noel fielding. She constantly quoted the mighty boosh and talked about how hot he was. I honestly can't stand him and he reminds me of a crow.
>tfw cucked by Noel fielding
>>27348697
he does abstract comedy well but for me he typifies that mid to late-00's era where everyone was wearing neon and had ridiculous haircuts and listened to nu-rave (aka acid-lite for babbies who weren't ready to fully 303). he's not a bad guy though. he probably didn't mean to cuck you.
>>27348697
>My first and only gf in secondary school had a huge thing for Noel fielding
What were her initials? Sounds like someone I know.
>>27346989
Pretty much same. 3rd year Physics @ good uni, got 2:1 in first term, then lost motivation this term. Started doing work this week (just broke up for easter, back home, nothing to do) about 4 hrs a day, exams start 15th(ish) may. Will step up to 6 hrs a day next week.
Just treat it like a job, start work at 9 or 10, finish at about 5, then chill. You should be able to pull through
Also for anyone thinking about doing a physics degree, just punch yourself in the face now, it's too fucking hard. Go do bio or chem instead unless you're richard fucking feynman
>that fucking UN mission in The Division
I have like, the biggest fucking hype boner right now.
>can't find the HP sauce
>already cooked my pastie
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27347087
If you're fat, they can take up to 6 weeks. Mirtazipine dose can go. Up as high as 45mg so bug your GP to try upping the dose if you are struggling.
>>27348967
>hard
lel it's easy, got a first on my first try
>won't name the uni
that's because it's shit btw
>>27348431
Phone 111 you fucking numpty.
>>27348884
You tell me first lad, I don't like to mix internet and real life.
>>27348967
This
I still do not know how I manage to get my physics degree. I never understand physics.
>>27349010
Bristol m8, just didn't think anyone would care
>>27349099
>tfw UWE
>>27349099
>>27349066
>>27349010
Can all the normies PLEASE fuck right off?
>>27349099
>Bristol
You said it was good though.
>>27349170
Why so hostile?
>>27349165
Why would I let an underage twat tell me what to do?
>>27349181
No offence mate but normies coming in here talking absolute bollocks like you do, someone needs to step in and put you in your place.
i have been paid today, what should i buy lads?
>>27349206
>kid goes to uni
>calls other people underage
Wew lad
>>27349238
Anime figures
OC
>>27349317
>implying I was one of those posters
A guide to spitting underage
>posts frogs
>posts wew lad
>REEEEEEEs
>talks incessantly about normies
>posts like an Amerishit
>is a general meme master
>>27349444
A guide to "spitting" retards
>posts like he's from reddit
Looks like you lost
>>27346973
Go to the doctors and get your bloods checked.
Imagine that your waifu came to life and the two of you fell in love.
Now imagine all the weird and possibly illegal shit you've had a wank to over the years.
Would you tell her if she asked about it?
Personally it would be a no, I can't have anyone know about my large collection of mother son incest doujins. Also went through a period of wanking to loli so that would be a bit tricky to explain.
I'm going to sleep with a girl soon but I don't want to use a condom so I was looking into getting the morning after pill.
But apparently they won't sell it to men at a pharmacy and you have to be female to order it online.
Is it legal to lie on the medical questionnaires for online pharmacies and use a fake alias for the delivery? Should I make up a fake sister or someone with a different family name?
>>27349607
i would hope Jun would understand, especially as its not just some messed up things, but literally everything over a decent span of time. I think she would be into some of it herself though you know, its exciting.
>>27349607
absolutely not
loli, incest, hypnosis, rape, mind control, time stop, hardcore abuse.
Enough to put anyone off, no matter how much they say they love me
>>27349493
>points out typos
>LE BACK TO LEBBIT XDDDD
>>27349659
Just nut in her and tell the bitch to go get the pill herself, the fuck is wrong with you
>>27349729
>tell her to get the pill
>she doesn't because either she's a lazy cunt, or just wants the easy life of opening her legs and getting a free house and bennies
>stuck with a kid for the next 18 years
or
>stuck paying for a kid while she drains you of money and spends it on clothes to go out and find people to fuck
>you're literally paying her to cuck you
>>27349659
Look up the abortion cocktail. This drink you can make with every day ingredients that induces a miscarriage.
Tell her it's a health thing, use the word "detoxify" women love that shit for some reason,
>>27349703
>>27349702
I'm with you lads, I'm in too deep and I've gone too far to ever tell the truth.
The worst part is that I didn't really enjoy the fucked up stuff, I just did it to push boundaries and see how low I could go. It all seems so pointless, like I've dirtied my soul for no reason whatsoever.
So I applied for ESA and just got my first payment (367) and I've not had any letter confirming I'm entitled to ESA or what group I'm in -- If I spend it and they later decide I'm not entitled will I have to pay it back?
>first time i've been out for months
>feels like everybody is looking at me
>proceed to have a panic attack in the bank
thank god i'm back home now
>>27349659
If she won't get the morning after pill herself. You should probably either wear a condom, or not have sex with her.
Because not getting the pill herself would suggest she wants to have a kid, not necessarily yours, but anyone's, which means she might be sleeping with a lot of guys. You don't want AIDS so wrap it. And you don't want a kid either.
>>27349852
Tell them to take it out of your tax code.
>>27349866
>>27349814
>>27349729
>>27349659
Loving all this normie talk, it's like I'm actually on facebook
>>27349903
Fine. Have a kid and spend the rest of your life paying CSA for some dumb cunt to neglect your child and get stoned. Have fun!
>>27349916
THIS
Everyone knows loli wanking NEETs make the best fathers
>>27349942
You spelled "child molesters" wrong.
>>27349842
>like I've dirtied my soul for no reason whatsoever.
I can see what you mean. Seeing how low you can get is always part of it.
But mostly for me it was a desensitisation. I could barely crack one out to normal porn any more.
I needed to think, imagine and see more and more depraved and weird stuff to get off.
I didn't really enjoy watching the asian midget being destroyed by two giant white cocks, but needed to extreme reaction to get myself off.
I'm 5 days into a one month no fap. I'm going to try and stay strong, bought a couple of new games to occupy my time outside work.
I also bought an onahole, and at the ernd of that month I am going to have the orgasm of my life. I might tear muscles.
Any jobs going lads?
> my fridge
> don't get paid until April
Shit...
I applied for a job 3 weeks ago and they told me they're going to schedule an interview and they still haven't gotten back to me, I've enquired at least 10 times in the past 3 weeks, I'm sick of being fucked about if they won't interview me just say no.
>>27350177
Any foodbanks near you? I felt ashamed going to one but when the situation is that bad, they're there to help
>>27350177
www.wonga.com
>>27350177
Overdraft/Wonga loan time i think mate
>>27350168
Get in line
Poleaboo reserved the first /britfeel/ job offer
>>27346572
https://youtu.be/-jpVyGv-SAg
>>27349958
hah! this genuinely made me lol
>>27348147
Work in two hours. Hold me.
>>27350371
your pictures just get sluttier every day
>>27350177
hit up a foodbank mate, try to dress a bit scruffy when you go
well i have to go to work
>tfw when wagecuck
have some super chilled out music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k1DdsbYnOk
by lads
>>27350402
I don't know what you mean lad. She is inherently pure.
>>27350215
I Don't think I'm allowed to go to one because I have a job. I just don't earn enough to pay bills and eat. Found some pasta in the back on a cupboard and had a couple of frozen sausages in the freezer so I'm good for a couple days. Thing is I'm on antibiotics atm for a bad infection so I have to eat to take them, otherwise I could have made those sausages and pasta last all week. Might have to appeal to the bank of mum and dad.
>>27350452
bye*
god im stupid
>>27350371
Same. I know your pain.
>tfw starting work on Friday
help.
>>27350462
I went when I was unemployed so I don't know if employment is in the rules about it but if you can prove you really can't get by, I doubt they're heartless enough to refuse you to your face.
The one I went to was run by some of the older women who frequent a church near me and I doubt they would ever turn someone in need away
>>27348158
>>it says the package is broken
oh well, at least you didn't get a broken guitar that you would have had to send back right?
>state of this cunt on jeremy kyle show right now
>multiple people have put their dick in this girl
Lads, seriously I'm fucking shocked
Easter will be ruined for a multitude of reasons; mainly traffic (which is the fault of immigrants) and weather (also immigrants).
>>27349958
Child molesters make the best fathers?
Sick in the head
>>27350577
you on about the neet and the guy who gave im a fiver?
>>27349713
>implying I claimed you were from plebbit because of typos and not your reddit style posting
Not exactly clever, are you?
>>27350683
Yeah lmao
She was horrid pham
Got a job interview tomorrow at 11am lads
Don't even know what to do I've never had one before, I just used to do menial casual labour jobs for minimum wage
I just want night time to come so I can sleep again
get a new postie,
its a woman
think oh great she'll do her job properly
unlike some edgy teenager who thinks the world owes them everything and everythings hard work.
silly bitch runs from door to door,
only delivers letters
hates delivering parcels
way behind on all my parcel arrivals
fist time ive actually had something go missing in the post.
cant trust women.
Lads, I asked the indian girl in my one of my lectures if she used the toilet to go for a poo, now I'm being threatened with expulsion.
>>27350946
well done fuckface
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/4184977.htm
Rainbow Six Seige is 20 quid at Argos lads, good game, worth that price desu
>>27351054
It was a perfectly innocent question though? I don't see why she's got all upset.
fucking hell lads, 2.50 for a packet of 80 teabags? dont remember them being that much
crafty bastards
>>27350946
Reminder that not even Poleaboo has been officially expelled from his university
>>27351339
i pay 2 quid for 120 typhoo decaff teabags so yours are expensive
I just saw something infuriating.
Coming home I saw a police woman & man patrolling on bikes - the girls bike had clearly broken down and she was inspecting it. The police guy said "Lets swap" "Are you sure?" "Yea yea its fine, i'll catch up with you"
And just like that she hopped on his bike and went back towards the station I assume. While the guy walked with the broken bike.
I was gritting my teeth in annoyance. The girl couldve easily said its fine ill walk back with it. But no, the white knight fuck did instead,.
>>27351363
mind you, i did get them from the local paki shop
>>27351385
thats why then
>bell cheese has gotten that bad I can constantly smell it as i'm sat down
Pup seems to really love his giant toy
>had shoulder muscle tightness
>has gotten to the point I've lost grip in my pinky finger and one next to it in right arm and can't use them to hold, can't even wipe my fucking arse with it
>next gp appointment in 2 weeks time
Fucking hell someone deport whoever the fuck is shitting up the gp
>>27351474
But anon they might have a cold!!
>>27351446
Have some wise words from my old dogger, lad. "woof."
>>27351474
if you said it was an emergency they would get you in on the same day
>>27351446
>seems to really love
>>27351474
Why are you wiping your arse with your little finger?
>Poleaboos sister told him he is getting fat
She's right t.b.h
>>27351629
skinny people cannot be robots
>>27351773
Poleaboo might become a bulimic like Fatilde
>>27351773
shitskin pakis can't be robots
>>27351801
wrong
it's always been a fact that whites can't be robots
>>27351446
Reported to RSPCA you sadistic normie cunt
>>27351629
Cut some flesh off then.
I recommend flaying yourself and then cutting off the thigh and stomach fat.
Off to work lads, not sure I have the energy desu.
where to get adderall lads?
>>27352020
Get a grip you fucking pussy
>>27352037
Darknet, but get some dextroamphetamine instead
How do I meet girls?
>>27352702
find them on /britfeel/
>>27352732
>girls
>/britfeel/
Good joke friend.
Any girls on here are not the ones you want to meet, just like the guys.
We're all better in our own little bubbles.
>>27352764
any girls on here have penises tbqhvery feminine penises though
>>27352732
I don't think there's any girls here.
I was thinking of signing up for OkCupid, but I'm really fucking ugly.
>>27352815
>I was thinking of signing up for OkCupid, but I'm really fucking ugly.
i know those feels
people keep saying shit like
>just sign up to tinder
>get out there and talk to people
But i'm pretty ugly, theres a reason no one wants to date me. and it's not because i am not on tinder
what is the legal status of sexy massages and bjs in the uk? i want to visit this qt when i wagecuck some dosh but hesitant..
>>27352894
Legal: giving strangers money
Legal: having consensual sex with a stranger (adult)
Legal: meeting strangers through the internet or adverts
Illegal: paying someone for sex
Illegal: advertising that you will have sex with people for money
>>27352815
>>27352852
Its alright lads I'm easily a 7/8-10 and it doesn't stop me from being a social autist recluse
My family can't understand it, pretty sure they think I'm gay
>>27352994
so it is like a loophole in the system that if you visit their place anything goes inside is fine.
>>27352994
Wrong.
>>27352894
Prostitution is legal (accepting money for sex).
Soliciting for sex is illegal (asking for sex in return for money).
ie if you respond to an advert from an escort offering sex, it is within the law. If you kerb crawl and ask girls what their rates are, it is illegal. Brothels and pimps are also illegal.
>>27353082
so since they ask you for services for money is ok. as long as you don't ask someone for sex giving them money..
hm ok. makes sense.
>>27352894
>>27352994
Actually, it's perfectly legal to pay someone for sex. What's illegal are the practices associated with it, such as street walkers soliciting. There are massage parlours across Britain and plenty of websites explicitly advertise. There are even street walkers. Prostitution in Britain is practically legal. The only difference is because of the nominal illegality of it, no big business can grow up around like in the Netherlands.
>>27353082
>Brothels
define that?
>>27346973
Protip: Unless there is something physiologically wrong with you, sleeping 16 hours will make you more tired than sleeping for 8.
Start a daylight hours routine for yourself, force yourself to wake up at that time every day, and always make sure you get a fixed amount of sleep.
shit, the bread stuck to the roof of my mouth and now I cant get it off
>>27346973
>what do?
Get a job you lazy bellend
>that feeling of relief when cancelling plans at the last minute
better than orgasms desu
I'm going to get a prozzie for my 23rd birthday I reckon. Hopefully the flat will be empty by then
>>27353396
Make sure to get him to wear a condom, you don;t know where they've been
>>27348147
Sometimes I feel bad for her, she deserves someone better than me.
>in the local corner shop
>qt woman standing in my way
>she notices
>"Sorry honey"
>honey
>stutter out "it's okay" and smile
I know it's not much but that made my day worth living right there
>>27353202
Any premises - for example, private flats, saunas, massage parlours - may be classified as a brothel if they are used by more than one man or woman for the purpose of prostitution, whether on the same day or on different days.
>>27353613
but theres lots of massage parlours and places that advertise their girls on adult work
>>27353677
and they're illegal
>>27346528
Me too... not fun stuff
What's for dinner lads?
I'm having poorly cooked chipolatas on a bed of well done scrambled egg.
>>27353895
Your arteries hate you
>>27353895
Those eggs look real naff desu, I always have mine like Gordon Ramsay does them, almost the consistency of a wet paste. Bangers look banging though.
I had some nice slow cooked spogooter bolognese with a generous topping of grated cheddar and Tabasco.
>>27353895
A lovely bit of curry.Don't tell racistlad he'll get upset.
>>27353895
Might also do some eggs, good shout anon.
Might also go buy some booze and have a drink tonight.
>>27353396
I told myself I'd resort to that at age 24, then again at age 27, but I never have the balls to actually go through with it.
I <3 THE HUNGER GAMES
>go on Reddit
>a random thread makes fun of how shit one of the unis I've applied for is
Guess I'm not getting a degree any more.
>>27353396
That's fucking dumb as hell. Get one for any day *but* your birthday, Jesus Christ. Otherwise you'll constantly be reminded of it every birthday, and your desperation'll really hit you.
>>27354054
>go on reddit
Please do go back
>>27354054
which uni lad
truth is if you get a good grade it doesn't matter what uni you go to, it only really matters if you're doing postgrad and research
it's all about networking my friend
>>27354084
>le Reddit hating meme
/b/ might be more your style, lad.There's not a whole lot of worldbuilding discussion here m8. Chans are better, but their content is limited.
>>27348147
Posting the waifu~
Spent most of the day researching how to purge without using my hands etc. Much harder than I thought it would be~
>>27353446
me on the right, looking smug.
>>27354106Manchester Metropolitan.
I was going to be doing a shit degree in something I find interesting and then desperately converting to law at the last minute so I can actually try to get a jobAHAHAHAHA. Although I might not need to do that, if I get treatment for my mental problem.
It really stings when everyone around you's going to Oxbridge or another redbrick.
>>27354170
Went to UoM and although there was obviously loads of piss-taking about the Met I wouldn't call it shit. It's obviously not Oxbridge or Russel Group but its a solid institution and a decent degree from there will serve you just fine.
>>27354263
I went for a walk around Bristol uni the other day, nice looking place, too bad there were hipsters in every direction and the uni seemed to think it was Oxbridge level.
>>27354071
your face is dumb
>>27354170
Unless you're going to a top 5, then Law is a waste of time
>>27354170
become an accountant
or an electrician / tradesman
Accountant is arguably a better career than taking a 4 year MEng at a top university. You get more or less the same wage by age 30 with no debt and 4 more years in the workforce.
>>27354284
>too bad there were hipsters in every direction and the uni seemed to think it was Oxbridge level.
Bristol is a uni reject holding zone for rich arse wankers who couldn't get into top tier unis.
To everyone in this thread with any hope left in their life, fuck you.
Sincerely, a bitter anon.
>>27354263
Problem is it isn't a decent degree. I'd spend twenty-whatever thousand (without accommodation) on a degree that sucks so I can be allowed to try, and fail, to get a job that doesn't feel like slow suicide.
>>27354284
It's not Oxbridge, but it's pretty god damn good. Definitely from where I'm sitting. I don't care about hipsters -- it's not like I interact with anyone anyway.
>>27354291
Also a problem.
>>27354321
I'd literally rather kill myself. I probably would kill myself.
Fuck it, this just feels like teen angst.
>tfw somebody asks what I want to do when I graduate
I wish people would stop asking this when they find out I'm at uni
>>27354350
I'm with you bruv
>tfw just want to have sex
>>27354375
listen lad, here's the secret about life Britain
No matter what job you do, from JET researcher to barrister to burger king crew feels like work. It's all boring, they all have office politics, all have sadistic managers, everyone you work with thinks robots are freaks and every work place is generally a wolf pit.
The only way to be happy on this island is to life for the 16 hours a day you're not at work. The easiest way to do that is with a high wage, there's no such thing as a happy existence in the workplace.
>>27354484
No you don't.
>>27354495
Yeah, I am unfortunately aware that this is the case. What I mean is I'd like a job that is as little like factory work as possible, and gives as much "free" time as possible -- and I will never achieve either.
>>27354495
Not true man. I currently have a job I hate so fucking much its so awful, actually like torture. I used to have a job that was pleasant in comparison and way way better.
I'm still going to be chasing one of those ultra comfy jobs where I can shitpost from work, then I can be comfy
>>27354350
>>27354392
Me three famalamadingdongs
who /headlesshorseman/ here
>>27354334
That's what is seemed like, bunch of posh pricks with their heads up their own arse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-jtUWriNa8
>>27354622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE_wxIwlnhs
>>27353895
having myself a treat and getting a takeaway to celebrate finally finding a job
>>27347815
I went to Homerton. Fucking shit; so far from the centre of the city, with nothing to do around it. Apart from a bowling centre. Which is always full of chavvy kids.
>>27354841
>tfw rejected from homerton
I d-didn't want to go there anyway, baka!
>>27354841
>>27354867
Is Oxbridge really full of upper class twits?
>>27354879
yes
I say this as a failed upper-class twit
>>27354841
But the distance makes it feel like you were really going home after class!
>>27354879
It's full of an amazing variety of people from all eternities and backgrounds
Who within a term all act like privileged upper class twits.
>>27354893
As a working class person looking to apply to Oxbridge, what are my chances of even getting an offer, let alone fitting in?
>>27354944
Honestly I think getting an offer is mostly irrespective of background, if your grades are good and you can play along with them at interview.
Fitting in, yeah, its gonna be a load of private school twats and you will hate all of them.
>>27354933
Yes, this. I found I didn't fit in very well. There were nice people, but a lot of twats. I used to fence competitively, but found the club at the university to be largely filled with nobs.
Also, it's expensive as fuck to go; college fees are insane, rent is colossal, and since graduating I get begging emails every week and a magazine once a month.
I HAVE NO MONEY CAMBRIDGE!
>>27354867
You dodged a bullet, like the other anon said, it's really far away from everything. Almost as bad as Girton.
Fuck sake lads I got really drunk and spilled lemonaide on my laptop last night and it turned itself off and now it won't turn back on. What do?
UNIFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEE. Go to /brit/.
>>27355106
ruined it tbqh famalam
>>27354867
You have not missed anything, honestly. I wish I'd gone somewhere else.
>>27355106
I did that years ago. 9 times out of 10 it will be bricked, particylarly if you have not done anything preventative in the last day (e.g. thrown it in a bag of rice).
>>27355106
how'd you get drunk on lemonaide?
>Friday off
Wagekeks rejoice, what are you doing to do with your extra two days?
I might fap and play video games desu
>>27355189
Gonna go buy a new pair of glasses.
>>27355189
Get drunk and then wank but regret it because it will make my cock feel funny after that'll probably procrastinate so much I won't actually play any games
>>27355189
>an extra 2 days to sit around and contemplate how lonely and boring my life is
Great
>>27355189
I'm going to get absolutely smashed on Friday night, hopefully with someone I really like but probably just alone.
>>27355189
Going to work because I wageslave at a supermarket
>>27355189
Spend the day sitting on platforms because Good Friday means the trains are fucked.
>>27355189
I can't enjoy anything any more and have no-one to be with, so it's probably another 48 hours of self-hate, regret and introspection.
>>27355106
Take out battery, disconnect power
bag of rice
gonna wake up early tomorrow
>>27355429
Not you're not mate I swear if you do I will smack you right in the gabber
>>27355429
I'll be up at 6:30 for work :^(
>>27355189
>work as teacher
>tomorrow is my last day of work for two weeks
>feels fucking amazing man
>>27355644
on a scale of 1-10, how much do you hate the little shits
>>27355429
because of alcohol or wagecucking...or both
Anyone else watching employable me on bbc2 now?
