Time to cover a week in the life of a NEET. Sunday >masturbate/Anime
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Time to cover a week in the life of a NEET.
Sunday
>masturbate/Anime
Monday
>contemplate suicide/Anime
Tuesday
>Masturbate to the thought of suicide
Wednesday
>Tell 4chan how great my life is/plan suicide
Thursday
>Order rope from amazon/frogpost on R9k
Friday
>Anime/reddit
Saturday
>Check mail for rope/Complete suicide.
That is a week in the life of a neet.
>>27345951
um, actually...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
>>27345951
Thisis only one possible NEET life.
>>27345977
That's wednesday
Remember to select 2 day shipping NEETie so your suffering can end on time
>>27345951
>Wage slave over night for 5 days, hired really quick
>Week teleports by
>diet consists of hot dogs, corn, pb&js, coffee, and a multivitamin. Sleep all day tell next shift starts
>Get to my 2 day weekends,
>drink until neat hospital level intoxication or work on portfolio for finding better work. Maybe flirt with girls at bar.
>Turn them down if they seem long term because I have no time and they're creatures of the day
>I just like them for my regain sanity nights.
>Actually I'm just deathly afraid of intimacy and 1 on 1 contact
>Sing songs about killing myself on guitar and quitting job.
>>27347158
This, there is no way out.