/r9k/ DIRECT YOUR POWER TOWARDS THE TREE KING
HAIL THE TREE KING
http://komonews.com/live/event
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman's twitter: @TLinkomo4
>current status: mostly resting and nesting with periodic shouting
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
My city meme now. Hail tree king!
How may I serve you my liege?
Guy should be nominated beta king
A fucking sign, the keks are real!
>/pol/ makes contact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
>>27345746
Fuckin lunatic
>>27345746
>live
So are they going to show the live suicide when he jumps?
