>kissless virgin
>never even seen a naked woman
>best friend going into the army
>a few of my buddies get together and decide we're going to the strip club
>get there
>turn down the first few girls but meet one that I like
>pay for a few dances
>actual have genuine sexual interaction with a human female for the low price of $25
>best night of my life
Oh god I want to go back again so bad. How do you robots resist dropping hundreds on strip clubs weekly?
By being too lazy to get out my house
>>27345593
I don't.
I dropped 600 on a stripper in one night.
300 on another stripper before that.
125 at another strip club.
They are places I just simply can't go. Like a bar to an alcoholic. I can't control myself around something that has been denied me for so long. Before I moved away my friends knew not to take me there.
>>27345609
inb4 posted to r/4chan
i want someone like minded, not just sexual interaction
i feel like porn is better then strip clubs
>>27345703
this is why I blew 1000 bucks on strippers.
They weren't the hottest girls I'd ever seen they were just fun to talk to.
Porn is for sexual interaction. Strippers are for tricking yourself into feeling accepted.
Prostitutes are probably even better for that, but I have my own personal hangups about going that route.
>>27345719
i wouldnt be satisfied with fake interest in me
id rather have none
>>27345593
STDs/STIs