>be uncut
>forget to wash my penis
>get dick cheese and terrible smell
>>27345532
How do you "forget" to wash your dick
Is it not a routine step in showering? Is showering not a routine step of your day?
>also uncut
Don't get so down mate. Forgetting to wash your willy is normal and fine.
Circumcision is painful.
>besides, Jews practice circumcision
>glad I don't have Jew dick
>>27345610
Kek anon has a point though, it sounds like this has happened before
>cut
>get no enjoyment other than the moment of climax
cry about it op
>>27345532
I never get cheese or a smell, even if i dont wash for a few days, whats wrong with you people
>be uncut
>never pulled back foreskin until early 20s
>no dickcheese but sensitive as fuck
>tfw sex will be painful
>>27345532
>be uncut
>can not wash my dick for days
>don't get dick cheese
op must be Asian.
http://efukt.com/20872_Smegma_Makes_Her_Gag.html
>>27345739
>early 20s
>sex will be
>>27345532
Be happy faggot, at least your dick is intact.
I miss my foreskin. I miss the feeling of the foreskin sliding when I would jerk off. It still feels good when I use lube, but it's still annoying.
>tfw kike doctor convinced me to get circumcised when I was 13 because my foreskin was too tight.
It wasn't until later I found out there was lots of alternatives. Fucking deceiving jew. What makes it even more fucked up is that he didn't even use his Jewish last name, when I looked up his full name he had a typical Goldstein surname but he used his second last name instead.
>>27345764
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/circumcised-foregen-wants-regrow-your-5185843
>>27345764
You're a filthy weeb, I'm glad your life is shit and you will never feel the pleasure of having a foreskin.
>>27345532
>be cut
>against my will
>>27345532
>be uncut
>have none of these problems because they're memes
>>27346358
What the fuck is with guys like you shaming cut guys?
Do you get off on it or something?