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Why are girls always going for guys who look like this?
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maybe the same reason why most of us want petite, cute looking girls instead of fat dykes?
>>27343940
Because it's the style now. Also, beards are a symbol of masculinity and virility, combine that with the obsessively maintained haircut and you get the duality of ruggedness with a cleaned-up aspect.
>>27343940
Because women target men who are trendy. Its a sign that they are socially aware and capable of building a network of friends.
Having a large social network means more access to more resources.
If you're ugly literally just grow a beard
>>27343940
Post me an example of what girls should be going after then
>>27344038
A refined, cultured, and intelligent gentleman; Not those common dullards.
>>27344074
seriously? you might as well ask them to date their nerdy little brothers.
>>27344139
>seriously?
blx
just wait it out, man. just wait it out.
>>27344299
Fashion is cyclical man.
I can't even grow a full beard and I'm 23 years old, just the moustache, but I look like a kid in puberty.
Why do guys always go for girls that look like this
>>27344386
I don't. To be honest these girls aren't nearly as attractive to me as others I've seen, although a nice body trumps everything for me.
>>27344385
Try shaping the edges. Worked for me. The hair is thinner near the edge of the moustache, so if you trim those away and give it a crisp edge it looks more developed. Just takes a bit of trial and error with styles.
>>27343973
It doesn't look masculine at all
It looks faggy
>>27344038
conventionally attractive chads who don't need to cover up their plainness with beards and tattoos.
edgy meme hipsters like >>27343940 are just bandwagoning passing trends as a shortcut to attractiveness. In a few years they'll be the new fedoras and you'll be ashamed to have ever been associated with them.
>>27344441
One man's opinion against dozens of civilizations stretching back to the dawn of man whom all found beards to be a symbol of virility.
It's elementary to seek out the best partner, and a beard is an indicator of high testosterone levels, ergo a superior mate.
>>27343940
Literally nobody is going for guys like this.
They live in their own little nubeard culture, and nobody else lives there. They are doing well on instagram though if you care about that.
>>27344496
No I meant just hipsters specifically
Beards are fine
>>27343940
>tfw can't grow a beard properly and I have a baby face.
>tfw want to look like this but can't grow beard, even at 25
I don't care about getting laid, i just want that beard. But since i'm low-test skinny babyface, not gonna happen. Feels bad man.
>>27344484
>conventionally attractive chads
So where does that leave the rest?
>cover up their plainness with beards and tattoos.
But some people feel/believe they are more appealing or better looking with a beard, tatts, piercings, hair dyes and styles, clothing choice, persona facade etc.
In a few years they will be old, and by then it wouldn't matter anymore. So at least they were able to live how they wanted during their youth because when you are old you'll be too tired to do anything.
My oneitis' current bf looks like that, minus the tattoos. At the same time, he's a skinnyfat DYEL. I don't mean to brag, but I have a better body than her bf, yet she's with him.
Oh well. I need to get this bitch out of my head.
>>27344613
>So where does that leave the rest?
Fucked like always, what did you expect?
>>27344613
>So where does that leave the rest?
since when do women care about that?
>But some people feel/believe they are more appealing or better looking with a beard, tatts, piercings, hair dyes and styles, clothing choice, persona facade etc.
Like how people thought they looked better with afros and bell bottoms in the 60's? Just because these people get attention from memeing their way into relevance doesn't mean they've suddenly become better looking.
>>27344729
>. I don't mean to brag, but I have a better body than her bf, yet she's with him.
Just take more roids faggot.
>>27343940
beards are a sign he is hiding his weak chin.
No, I go for guys who look like this
>>27344880
but for a moment they enjoyed the spotlight, others have, why can't they? Its a good feeling, its natural they would desire it.
>>27344484
THIS.
Tattoos and beards and extravagant hair styles and fashion is what ugly people do to get attention.
If you can't put on plain pair of chinos and plain sweater and be clean shaven and look good,
you are ugly.
>>27343940
>>27344299
19th century trend coming back. Funnily enough, these styles are adopted by people who would be most politically ostracized at the time. Similar to how fat dyke feminists dress like its the 1950s even though they would have been relegated to the kitchen.
In either case, you could interpret it as their unconscious and repressed desire to be dominated.
>>27343940
>tfw even elder maxson is more attractive than me
why even live??
>>27344386
spotted the fat femenon
>>27345023
Like Howard Stern?
>>27343940
this whole beard trend makes me so mad. With beards being fashionable again u can make an ugly guy look way better as long as he has enough chin hair. it covers large parts of the face and makes up for all kinds of disgusting features u have going on in your face. since the beard trend started huge amounts of guys at my university have become dateable regarding their looks. as if it wasnt hard enough getting girls interested in hairless dumbfucks like me.
>>27345222
Just take more roids and HGH and you'll be dateable too eventually.
The weirdest thing is that a beard and male hair for most of human history were rightly symbols of manliness, but somehow these numales have turned it into a symbol of supreme emasculation.
>>27343940
In a year or two that's going to look so fucking ridiculous and dated. I mean, it already looks ridiculous, but pop culture will realize it.
>>27344441
T. Patchy mclowtest
At age 30 finally facial hair coverage and thickness has arrived
>Half Asian, end up looking like an Arab.
>>27345493
25 and almost there but not yet. Still some bare patches on the cheeks I'm crossing my fingers and praying.
>>27344900
I have no intention of becoming a meat monster. Also, it's my fault anyway. Girls will make the first move when you're okay or will give you a chance, but being /fit/ doesn't solve being an autist with no experience with girls.
>>27345298
This.
A prime example https://youtube.com/watch?v=MLCDgQNnTB0
Get ready for a supreme cringefest, robros.
You mean why are women attracted to good looking men with a sense of style?
Gee, that's a tough question.
>>27345988
Ok then you gotta stop living i guess if you don't want to do even the basic step for the first basic requirement
No one will fuck a guy who doesn't look good naked
>>27345222
No, you're just ugly.
Go ahead and blame more attractive men who happen to have beards all you want.
>>27345222
There are plenty of females/gaybots who hate facial hair. It's honestly gross. It smells bad, it tastes bad because all of those oils are all over their mouth and face, it feels fucking awful against your skin, a lot of guys have acne underneath, etc.
You either love it or hate it.
being on trend is probably a sign women subconsciously use to tell that you have some kind of social capital at your disposal. so they just look for that shit, and right now its that kind of 19h century guy.
>>27345082
i think in this case its more like these men want to be counterculture and be some kind of guy who would be politically ostracized. i'm too tired to explain right, but they want to be rebels, and politics is looming large right now.
but probably more like some fag decided this would be the new trend, plus barbershops are in.
>>27345493
I'm 28 and I can only really grow a neckbeard. Shit sucks.
>>27346127
What is this graph indicating?
>>27346212
It's made by a retard, who cares?
>>27346000
>dat dislike bar
>those comments calling him out
there's some hope left for humanity
>>27343940
>faggy men have appropriated beards
Bring back clean shaven slicked back looks please
>>27344000
Underrated post. And it's true. Grow beard, keep it nice. Remember women are falling for the pseudo man, not the real rugged thing. Your chances will skyrocket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBgJ64uZLaM
>>27343940
>tfw look like slightly less handsome and slightly less hipster version of this
>>27344074
/thread
God roasties piss me off
>>27345064
>you are ugly.
>tfw ugly
Honestly feels pretty alright. I'm masculine and rugged and certain girls are attracted to that. The ugliness adds to the ruggedness in a way that triggers some girls daddy issues, and real life robots don't hate you the way they automatically hate handsome chads. Comfiest look.
Growing a beard, slowly, very slowly (grrr).
Found a real old school barber in my small town.
I just wish it would grow faster but then again, shaving your neck is a fucking pain in the ass when it comes to cuts and razor burns.
>>27345197
No, like Jim Reid
>>27344498
dunno man, since I started growing my beard (and keeping it tidy) I started getting more attention.
im also growing my hair.
>>27345064
> be 36
> look like a twink without a beard
> beard ftw
>>27346000
Holy fuck. I'm going to use this as a cautionary tale for my son.
>>27346376
I turned 30 a little while ago.
I-it gets better, right?
>>27346418
If you are talking about beard
Beard growth is largely genetics, mine only started to get interesting in my early 30s and even then its painfully slow.
Life in general? I've made massive progress from my hikikomori lifestyle but I still struggle. I am seeing a therapist about it; but yeah it does get better if you put the effort into it; the most important factor was self expression my case.
In my case I am so shy that I need to force myself to "be impulsive" to come anywhere near close enough to being "normal".
>>27346466
How can you afford a hikikomori lifestyle and a therapist?
>>27346513
state income support ?
>>27343940
i have never actually seen a guy who looks like that
>>27346524
Oh, must be nice to live in a good country. I really should end this shit life already.
>>27343940
>girls like hipsters
wait what? since when is that the case, not counting crazy tumblrites?
>can grow a bread really easily
>have to shave otherwise it's bad for my skin
It hurts sometimes. I just wanna big boss it.
I just shave on the first of every month. So 12 times a year. By the end of the month I have a decent beard going on, no empty spots, every place that should be is filled in.
I just find it kind of ugly and annoying 2bh. Shaving and having a completely smooth face makes me feel young again and i like it. Within a day or two, stubble starts to come in and so the cycle continues...
If i could be permastubble or shaved I would. Beards suck m8s
>>27344299
Mullets are comming back dude.
>>27346704
permastubble is easy; use a trimmer.
permasmooth, i'd say, laser it?
>>27346758
Nah that shits gay. Anything but some cream and a 3 blade razor is nu male liberal faggot tier
>takes forever to grow anything
>gets scraggly as fuck not long into growing (few weeks)
>say fuck it and let it grow for several months; longest it's ever gotten
>still pretty scraggly and doesn't even fully connect but noticeable
>actually get several compliments on it, usually from friends
>first time in 25 years I've gotten compliments on any physical part of my body
It's so weird.
>>27343940
be yourself OP that's all you have to do
>>27346773
lol 3 blade razor? enjoy throwing money at capitalism.
I use single blade safety razor from my grand father. Not skilled enough for straight edge.
>>27346947
bruh a 4 pack lasts me 8 months. i can use one razor twice before trashing it. 5 bucks every 8 months isnt killing my wallet. i tried a single blade but it was uncomfortable and took a long ass time.
>>27346842
same.
having trouble connecting moustache. it will take time, but eventually it will. last resort, a small amount of minoxidil to force it to grow where it doesn't connect.
>>27345493
I'm 26 and I can only grow a mustache with an ugly neckbeard.
The sides of my face have zero hair growth, and my chin has very little.
I guess I could get that "van dyke" style thing, but I am too lazy to groom myself.
>>27344299
that cut has been around since the nazi times bro
its a classic cut
>>27347046
not the same haircut kill yourself
Why would you want a girl who is attracted to men who have the most pleb look around?
Do you think worthwhile women seek out men like that?
>>27347065
its the same haircut kill yourself
>>27343973
It would look masculine if it wasn't on a level 10 hipster.
>tfw have a beard
>still ugly
>>27347083
no it's not, retard. get your eyes checked.
>>27343940
Just another faggot thinking having a beard and tats makes him a "real man", meanwhile he can't operate a screwdriver or change a tire without calling AAA on his latest and greatest iPhone.
>>27343940
Why all the hate? I think the look is nice, tbqh familam
>>27343999
This one right here. Women are attracted to what is considered mainstream and popular. Being in the spotlight in a positive sense makes a man attractive to women because he is associated with success and the spouse of that man is likely to benefit from his achievements. Men like that are attractive to women for the same reason men with money are attractive to women. Women are naturally inclined to choose the strongest male that can provide for them. There is nothing wrong about it since this is the only way in which women can survive. What is annoying is how much women are dishonest about their preferences. For example, as a child I was always told by all the women in my life that women are attracted to nice guys that behave themselves, and yet reality has always showed me the opposite. While their dishonesty is annoying, it is a necessary evil. As Schopenhauer has said, just as nature has furnished cats with claws and dogs with strong jaws, for the sake of their survival, so did nature give women their tools of defence: deciet. Now I understand that when women told me they like nice guys, what they wanted to see is if I was dominant enough to diregard their ideas and follow my own. Women are decietful because they need to test us to choose the best mate. I would probably get shit for saying this here but my advice to you is not to be angry at women for being lying whores. They can't help it; it's in their nature. Anger won't help you if you want to conquer them. You need to be aware of their nature instead and challenge it. Don't expect them to confess about their true nature. They are pathological liars for the sake of their survival. Logically the only thing a liar can say when he is asked if he is lying is "no, I'm not".
>>27347046
Looks nothing like the skunktail looking shit guys have these days
>>27344498
This anon is right. Beards like that is a massive deal breaker.
>>27347374
this is some good copypasta m8
is it okay if I save it?
>>27343999
>>27347374
And then you walk out of your basement and notice women belonging to niche fashion sects like goth or punk.
In fact every fashion movement and style has women in it, and women going for men in it.
You are absolutely false and terrible at generalizing.
>>27347203
yes it is, retard. get your eyes checked.
>>27345493
25 and can only fgrow a moustache, neckbeard and a soul patch. No hair at the sides of my face or the chin, can't even get a goatie.
Is there any other weird fashion one can join to obscure bad facial features?
>>27347289
You're a handsome guy desu but you'd look better without the beard imo
>>27346000
>All that asslicking to her wife at the beggining
>Kid's named Jupiter
>He actually ask permission to her to do stuff
>She probably doesn't
>They both spend most of the time working at home, what's exactly the problem with the kid?
This is top tier betaness. Glad to see the comments making fun of him. Hope he gets a clue.
>>27347437
Yeah keep telling yourself that your dumb metrosexual cut is actually a classic lmao
>>27347426
It doesn't matter that women belong to diffrent niches, the general rule of women being attracted to the most popular guy in it still applies.
>>27347410
Go ahead, chef.
>>27347426
>like goth or punk.
>every fashion movement and style has women in it, and women going for men in it.
Aren't most goth guys ugly as fuck? Do they get girls anyway?
>>27344441
Why do omegas always try to reframe the way men who actually attract females and get laid as faggy?
Is it because women are supposed to find autism shoes and jeans and graphic tees sexy?
>>27347675
sounds like something a fag would say
>>27347658
Yes, they get girls, despite not being the popular fashion.
Meaning these fan theories are bullshit. If you are alpha, you get girls.
>>27346530
Ma flyoverbro. seriously if you never want to see this cut just move to a flyover state
>>27347289
There's a German flag on your hat (I think)
Are you a Deutchbro?
>>27347675
There is no doubt that beards are a sign of masculinity, it's just that the guy in OP's pic looks distatesful in his /fa/ choice. It looks silly and flamboyant.
>>27347696
The men in those groups aren't part of a popular fashion, but the women within those groups are still attracted to the most popular and "mainstream" guys of that niche. The general rule of women being attracted to the most popular guy always applies, regardless of what social group you look at.
>33 years old
>can't even grow sideburns or a goatee
My weak jaw, acne and pathetic maxilla really could've done with some definition
Oh well, I long ago gave up on happiness so who gives a fuck. Just nature doing its thing and erasing my grotesque, weak genes from existence
>>27347687
>le u r le fag and I am real alpha man maymay
100% confirmed for bitter, goalpost shifting omega male. Who but a resentment ridden failure calls the men they hate fags for having sex with the women they could never get?
>>27347658
What makes you think most goth guys are ugly? Goth is full of straight guys who look like twinks in black clothes and get more pussy than you could imagine.
>>27347745
>It looks silly and flamboyant.
>a grey t shirt and black braces is flamboyant.
Are you fucking kidding me?
pic related is flamboyant.
>>27347289
what fucking color are those eyes? white?
>>27347801
The fashion style of the guy from OP's pic looks like it was torn off from diffrent time periods and sewn together to create this abnormality. Nothing original about it. It looks offbeat and could have only been pieced together with the intention of attracting attention. It isn't flashy as your picture, but still annoyingly flamboyant.
>>27347801
Flamboyant=/=colorful desu
It's funny because people like this gravitate to this culture/style to be different, and then end up looking the same as every beardbrah.
if you look closely, every shaved face is unique and has character.
>>27347596
it's literally called the 'hitler youth' cut
>>27347892
Classic normalfag behaviour. They wait for the "weirdoes" they ostracized to create some OC and once it's user friendly enough and it can buy you positive reinforcement they jump on that bandwagon, run it to the ground with their poor taste and herd mentality, and force the original creators out of the niche they created. It's funny how they want to be special, yet they look down upon those who don't conform with their lifestyles, only to hijack those unpopular mannerisms later on to become special snowflakes, yet never daring to step out of the social boundries.
>take a trimmer to my head once a month and face once a week
>stubble all around
>easy
>cheap
also acceptable: letting your shit grow wildly without giving a fuck
anything but these two and you are not a robot
>>27347892
>It's funny because people like this gravitate to this culture/style to be different, and then end up looking the same as every beardbrah.
Pic related.
But I believe, that to some degree that kind of people knows they aren't going to be different, because there is already a community around it.
If I told those guys or girls, to wear an eggplant on top of their heads they probably wouldnm't do it, because they will be afraid of being shunned and made fun of because they are different, because let's face it, that what everyone does with different people. But if they see a lot of people with the eggplant on their head, and seeh they are accepted by the rest of the eggplant people, they will accept, and then they will post about how unique they are for using it.
Yes they like guys that follow trends. But this is what seems so backwards to me. Women with their sexual selection encourage this behaviour - so men instead of spending time to do stuff to benefit all humanity rather spend time and money on their looks. In the end you've got to reproduce or you want to have sex just for hedonistic purposes so that what men will be doing in the next 10 years - compete with style & abs and so on lol. And still the bottom half of the male population will be left out (of sex). I wonder if there is any alternative for men that would be perhaps less degenerate and more inclusive for all men...
>>27344139
>not understanding sarcasm
Wew lad.
>>27347675
The term for the look in the picture referenced is "lumbersexual". Basically a pseudo lumberjack look, even though most men I know who look like that are just hardcore liberal hipsters who don't have any skills with home repair or mechanics or any other shit like that.
It's a superficial masculinity, just a fashion statement to them.
>women detest me but let me tell you all about what they like
like it matters what women like, if it did they'd all date beta SJW feminists fags
you grow your facial heair beardling, I'd rather look like the pic related
Honestly I see girls go for all kinds of guys. Ugly, fat, etc., doesn't matter, they all get a shot. I'm the only person I know that wants a girl and hasn't had any luck. The rest have all given up or found someone.
>>27343940
Because they look a hell lot better than autistic fatasses like you. Pic related is me.
>>27349286
Since when are mechanics skills needed to rock a beard? It literally is just a fashion statement, and it's always been that way.
>>27346609
Growing a beard is bad for your skin?
>>27344441
says the neet in the anime shirt and Walmart jeans
>>27344880
>not doing something because someone might laugh at it in 30 years
could you be any more insecure
>>27345023
>TheJesusAndMaryChainWaitForTheirBus.jaypeg
Abraham Linc...oh w8
>>27350672
>Nose ring
You're a faggot arent you?
