Female chef, hammered drunk on the way home. Bf picking me up half way
Ama
oh look another attention whore WITH a bf to boot.
>>27342756
Don't be mad. I've got my own social b's to deal with and I've been round these parts for ages.
>>27342789
Can i be your sexual bf?
>>27342892
Sorry man can't do it . faithful to my guy, I would bury a man in the dessert for him.
>>27342735
how did you meet your bf?
I don't understand how couples meet and I feel like that's my biggest roadblock in getting a gf.
>>27342735
Did you save this picture of mine once?Fuck off and be happy with your bf, this is my place to be miserable and alone
>>27342989
He Was a friend. We met initally when he Was at my same place of work we gamed together for a few years, he went out of state came back and just happened into the place I was the exe chef looking for a job. He was a Damn good line cook so I hired him 6 month later one thing led,to another and we were a couple.
>>27343024
Fuck yeah that is still my desktop background at work! How have you been man hows life going?
>>27343071
It's stiII shitty
>>27343086
What have you been up to this last month or so? (sorry if my txt is terrible this is the first time I've drank in 6 months)
>>27342735
What are the three most important meals every robot should be able to prepare, and how should we learn to prepare them?
>>27343125
>Meet qt "fembot"
>"You're great anon!" "I'd really like this to work anon" on day 1
>Ignores me every time I message her, but bluestacks' facebook notification shows her talking to fucking normies all day every day
>"I'm just distracted anon"
Fuck life
>>27342735
>mfw when gril goes on r9k
>filename
>>27342939
sounds like he has a really big dick, congratulations.
>>27343133
Eggs, rice and beans. Cheap as hell and easy to prepair I'm not going to lie im shithoused right now but I promis to give a good info thread in the next 2 days
>>27343276
is this satire
or did you come here straight from 9gag, faggot
OP is a man and by "chef" he means "i put potato wedges in the deep fryer at McDonalds and take them out later".
the part about the BF is true, though OP is 5'2" 300 lbs and his BF is 5'3" 330 lbs
>>27343180
>"What's going on?"
>Nothing to say to it
>>27343374
you took the b8 ;)
>>27343180
What kind of girl was she? Was she Catholic?
